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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:26:14 GMT -5
Matt Hardy gets a ladder and takes out Alex Shelley with it. Flair then hits a low blow. Ric Flair then sets the ladder and climbs up to retrieve the belt. Menahwil Jeff climbs across the cable. Jeff swings from the cable, kicking inthe ladder whcih sends it and Flair toppling over. Menawhile Matt hits a bulldog/Side Effect combo on the Guns. Matt hits a Twist of Fate on Sabin and motions to his brother. Jeff then stands up, balancing precariously on the cables.
Tenay: What is Jeff Hardy doing? West: No way! You gotta be freakin' kidding me!
Jeff hits a Swanton off the cables onto Sabin!
West: Holy shit! Tenay: I don't believe it!
Young and Shark Boy climb across the cables. Shark Boy tries to get the belt but Young kicks at him and Shark Boy falls down onto Matt Hardy. Eric Young then unfastens the title.
JB: Here is your winner, and STILL WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: Eric Young retains the X Division title by the skin of his teeth. West: I still can't belive what Jeff Hardy did. He's out of his freakin' mind! Tenay: Well let's go to the back where Kurt Angle is standing by.
*Kurt Angle is shown backstage.*
San Diego. 2000. A fan goes to Mike Tenay and boldy declares that one day, Mike will be calling one of his matches. That fan was Kazarian. You know what I was doing back in 2000? I was having one of the best years of my life. Probably the best wrestling year a rookie could have asked for. I was winning titles here, there and everywhere. However, I don't need to brag about something that was over a decade ago. The reason I bring it up is because tonight, Mike Tenay will be calling Kazarian's very last match.
Frankie, you could have had a nice little spot in The Chosen with your Metallica and Back to the Future obsessions but instead, you dropped the ball time after time after time. It really sums up your entire career. A tremendous talent who never could quite make it to the next level. So enjoy your little break from the X Division and be thankful that for one night alone, the spotlight shines on you. However, one lucky win on Impact does not make you the best in the world and tonight, you find out exactly why I am everything I say I am.
Finally, there's that little matter of the main event. I don't care if it's Jay Lethal, I don't care if it's Abyss. Either way, tonight is the last PPV that ends with a Frontline member as world champion. Come Lockdown, the gold comes back to The Chosen and we take care of Jeff Jarrett's little group, once and for all. Speaking of Jeff... I'm glad you took my advice and stayed home for a change. We just want what's best for this company and Jeff, if you want what's best for you, you won't be coming back anytime soon.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:27:15 GMT -5
Even if you win, you'll still be A DAMN FISH!!!!!! And your a crazy old coot who should've hung it up twenty five years ago!Shark Boy sticks out his tongue, then Shark Attack's one of the Hardys. You voted already. Flair chops Sharky in the corner for voting twice..
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:28:20 GMT -5
And your a crazy old coot who should've hung it up twenty five years ago!Shark Boy sticks out his tongue, then Shark Attack's one of the Hardys. You voted already. Flair chops Sharky in the corner for voting twice.. Never said it was a vote.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:29:14 GMT -5
Whats Up Homies.....Kaz here with an important announcement regarding tonights match.
Now, seeing as we are close to St Patricks Day, and I am fighting an All American in Kurt Angle, I say tonight we celebrate with a pint.
Kaz brings out some Green Beer and starts drinking.
Ah, thank god James Storm was selling this by the gallon. I'll be sure to drink this after i've won. Anyways, back to my tribute to that which is Irish.....I've come up with a little one verse song....Ahem
Oh IdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyOh
I drink to get a buzz To see if I can fight But now I know it's cause This is simply Kaz's night
So lets all just celebrate Cause Angle will finally see The Future is will never wait Once The Ref Counts 1-2-3!
Oh IdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyIdeyOh
Eh, i'm not the best at rhyming, but I know tonight I'll be the best in that ring
Kaz chugs one more time
Angle, The Future....Is Now
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:29:43 GMT -5
You voted already. Flair chops Sharky in the corner for voting twice.. Never said it was a vote. Never said it wasn't ;D Yeah, I smell feud of the year honors brewing between us.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:30:53 GMT -5
Note guys: Randomness before the sun comes up is never good
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:31:10 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: And from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
Tenay: Ever since Angle turned on Jeff Jarrett and joined The Chosen, he's been more ruthless than ever. West: Starting with when he kicked Kazarian out of the Chosen. Tenay: Well Angle said that Kazarian has never quite managed to reach the next level. West: And Angle's right. Kaz has been stuck under that glass ceiling for some time. Tenay: What better way to start moving up than with a win over the Olympic Gold Medal winner?
Kurt Angle v Kazarian 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:31:47 GMT -5
Never said it was a vote. Never said it wasn't ;D Yeah, I smell feud of the year honors brewing between us. As do I. I've officially rethought my plans for the next trade window, in terms of who I'm dropping.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:32:10 GMT -5
Kaz with a Plan B DDT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:32:38 GMT -5
Kaz with a DDT!
I loved that promo, dude.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:32:50 GMT -5
Angle with a snap suplex
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:32:59 GMT -5
Angle with a German Suplex.
And then 11 more.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 11, 2011 19:36:18 GMT -5
Kazarian with the Wave of the Future.
Anyone remember that move? It was awesome.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:37:03 GMT -5
3-2 Kaz
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:47:54 GMT -5
Kaz gets sent to the apron but comes back over with a slingshot DDT!
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Angle kicks out! Kaz gets Angle up, but Angle grabs the ropes and gets free. Angle thens slips round and hits a German on Kaz. Then second German. Angle holds on and hits a third, but still holds on! A fourth German on Kaz and the straps are down. Angle locks on the ankle lock! Kaz twists rounds and kicks Angle off. Angle the hits a cradle piledriver!
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Angle kicks out! Kaz goes out to the apron and springboards in but Angle catches him in mid-flight. Angle hits the Angle Slam!
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Kaz kicks out! Angle climbs the turnbuckle but Kaz hits him from behind. Kaz climbs the other side and hits a sunset flip form the second rope! Kaz then goes for the Flux Capacitor but Angle counters into the ankle lock again.
Tenay: Hey! It's Jeff Jarrett! West: What's he doing here?
Angle releases the ankle lock to yell at Jarrett but Kaz then rolls him up!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, Kazarian!
Tenay: I don't believe it! Kaz beat Kurt Angle! West: Yeah, thanks to Jeff Jarrett.
Kaz and Jarrett stand on the ramp. Jarrett raises Kaz' arm as Angle fumes.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:50:57 GMT -5
Awesome Kong is warming up for her match when Madison enters.
Hey Madison. How're you feeling?
OK. My head's still kind of sore. But what about you?
What about me?
Aren't you worried about tonight? I mean, this is do or die, Kong! If you don't win the title, you're done!
Yeah, I know.
But doesn't that bother you?
Madison, over the last few days, I've made peace with the fact that this could be my last match in WCTNA.
No...
Kong, no. Don't talk like that! I KNOW you can beat Daffney.
Hey, Daffney's been dominant for almost a year now. I wouldn't underestimate her against anyone.
But y'know something? It's OK. If I win, I'll be Women's Champion for a fourth time. And if I don't win? I was Champion three times, plus two Tag Team Titles. I had a hell of a run and I even managed to make a friend along the way. So don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
Kong and Madison hug. Madison starts to say something, when there's a knock on the door.
Stagehand: Five minutes, Kong.
OK.
Look, I'll catch up with you after the match, Madison.
Kong exits the room.
Good luck.[/size]
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:52:30 GMT -5
*Daffney is shown backstage surrounded by candles, singing softly to herself*
When routine bites hard, And ambitions are low, And resentment rides high, But emotions won't grow, And we're changing our ways, Taking different roads
Did you like what I did to Maddy, Kong? I'd hope so. Because that's just a reminder. I may be down. But I'm still dangerous.
Then love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again
You know how it feels to be alone, Kong? To have nobody in the world understand you? I used to have that feeling. Then I found someone. Someone who made the pain go away.
*Daffney holds up a picture*
Why is the bedroom so cold? You've turned away on your side. Is my timing that flawed? Our respect runs so dry. Yet there's still this appeal That we've kept through our lives
*Daffney slowly rotates the picture to reveal that it's a picture of Taylor Wilde*
You have that though. You and Maddy. It's not exactly like me and Taylor but it's similar. She's looks at you and doesn't see the mosnter she just sees you.
But love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again
But all that is over now.
*Daffney hold the picture to one of the candles until it catches light*
You cry out in your sleep, All my failings exposed. And there's a taste in my mouth, As desperation takes hold. Just that something so good Just can't function no more
*the picture burns up and Daffney drops it to the ground*
Don't you understand? You have nothing left to lose. But I have everything to lose! This title is the only thing I have left. I had to give up Taylor. I am not giving this up. After I beat you, you'll be the one left with nothing. You'll be the broken shell.
But love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again. Love, love will tear us apart again
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:53:30 GMT -5
I dunno. Playing the Joy Division card seems kinda cliche in retrospect.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:55:24 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA Women's Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Tokyo, Japan, Awesome Kong!
JB: And her opponent, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Women's Champion, Daffney!
Tenay: It's all or nothing for Awesome Kong. If she fails to win the Women's title tonight, she is gone from WCTNA. West: Well Kong has already won that title on three occasions and been one of the most dominant women I've ever seen. Tenay: You want to talk about dominant, Daffney has held that title for nearly a year and since ending her relationship with Taylor Wilde, she may be more dangerous than ever. West: Yeah I'm still trying to get over that. So sad. Tenay: Well it was kinda hard to watch. West: I mean no more of those sexy backstage segments. So terrible.
WCTNA Women's Championshp Daffney v Awesome Kong 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:56:48 GMT -5
Daffney scratches Kong's eyes!
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