Something i've noticed watching Maury

[TheDieselTrain]

Yes I know another Maury thread by me. Whenever a white guy comes out Maury will just give them a handshake but when an black guy comes out they 9 times out of 10 get a handshake and a hug.

Okey dokey!!!!!!

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Maury doesn't trust whitey but he's in tune with the brothers.

If you look closely, when Maury shakes a white guy's hand, he'll wipe his hand on his pants afterwards.

[JIMBOB]

"You are......................................................NOT the father!"

[fw91]

he's married to an asian and shows more passion to balck guests on his show. is he a self loathing white person?

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I like Maury. I feel like he actually wants to help people, unlike loads of the other people who make shows like his.

[Ducky Momo]

Maury has been oppressed by the man brother! You can tell me enjoys what he does though and doesn't look down on his guests. Every once in a while you can tell he he's enjoying his guests are getting their just deserts. Specifically those sluts who screw 20 guys and then run off crying like their world is collapsing around then because they were certain guy #7 was the father. I prefer that Maury than the one who half-assedly pretends to see them as victims and hugs them.

[Red Lion]

The audience always sides with the women too, she could be testing her 59th man for the paternity of her son, but by golly if he (for whatever reason, no idea why) has an ounce of doubt that he is the father, he is the one that walks on to boos and hisses (as well as the generic American dramatic confrontational music!).

[fw91]

Nov 30, 2010 22:49:39 GMT -5 Red Lion said:

The audience always sides with the women too, she could be testing her 59th man for the paternity of her son, but by golly if he (for whatever reason, no idea why) has an ounce of doubt that he is the father, he is the one that walks on to boos and hisses (as well as the generic American dramatic confrontational music!).

this. why can't the audience understand that there is reasonable doubt and that the men dont want illigitimate children at the time

[Hypnotix]

Maury don't trust no cracka ass cracka.

[Deleted]

I checked out some videos of Maury on youtube to see if Diesel was right and he is! But I ended up spending about 45 minutes watching videos of paternity tests and "out of control" teens. My favorite guest on Maury is Valchas, the dude who is rumored to have 21 kids. He's been on the show 5 times and each time he isn't the father. Dude is hilarious.

[Milkman Norm]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Right now. I want to see a Maury where the woman who has had 78 guys tested to see if they're the babies father treated as a heel.