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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 17, 2010 21:15:40 GMT -5
... Well?
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Post by The Tank on Dec 17, 2010 21:16:41 GMT -5
Hippo.
Giraffes don't eat people for the hell of it.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 17, 2010 21:16:42 GMT -5
The hippo just has to take out the giraffe's legs. He'd win easily.
But I'd be rooting for the giraffe.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 17, 2010 21:39:34 GMT -5
What if it's prison rules?
And the giraffe has a shank?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 21:41:14 GMT -5
It was called hungry hungry hippos for a verrrry good reason.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 17, 2010 21:42:58 GMT -5
Giraffes don't have thumbs therefore the only way it would be able to use a shank would be if it held it in its mouth. With how long the giraffe's neck is, it would have too stand too far away from the hippo in order to successfully shank it. By the time the giraffe's mouth was where the hippo was standing, the hippo would have moved inward and knocked the giraffe off its feet.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 17, 2010 21:54:28 GMT -5
Neither. Honey badger comes in and murders them both.
FATALITY!
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 17, 2010 21:55:11 GMT -5
Hippo they're some mean f***ers
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 17, 2010 22:18:49 GMT -5
I read the thread title as "Hippie. Giraffe. Who Wins?"
The giraffe wins that one. Because the hippie probably smells like grass and leaves and whatnot, so the giraffe would eat it.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 17, 2010 22:32:07 GMT -5
Hippo, it'll break that stretch-necked pony's neck, they got some big mouths, them hippos.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 17, 2010 23:40:16 GMT -5
Giraffes don't have thumbs therefore the only way it would be able to use a shank would be if it held it in its mouth. With how long the giraffe's neck is, it would have too stand too far away from the hippo in order to successfully shank it. By the time the giraffe's mouth was where the hippo was standing, the hippo would have moved inward and knocked the giraffe off its feet. And it isn't like the hippo isn't basically covered in armor that a shank would have a hell of a time penetrating. The best hope the giraffe has is that the hippo chokes to death on it. This is actually one of the most lop sided fights ever. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 17, 2010 23:40:54 GMT -5
The giraffe wins because it can just fly above the hippo and just dive attack the hippo and take it by surprise. Giraffe's can fly, right?
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