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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 12, 2011 18:17:41 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 12, 2011 18:20:00 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to start referring to my enemies as "Chlorenated gene pools"
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 12, 2011 18:20:58 GMT -5
High AND on his day off? Kudos.
Also, I'm gonna start telling people to straddle narwhals.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2011 18:27:17 GMT -5
Thanks for that! That was hilarious!
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 12, 2011 19:40:07 GMT -5
What was he stealing boxes for? Was he trying to build a clubhouse?
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Jan 12, 2011 19:44:35 GMT -5
Oh you
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2011 20:09:19 GMT -5
What was he stealing boxes for? Was he trying to build a clubhouse? You gotta be a stupid muthaf***a to get fired on your day off! |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 12, 2011 20:16:11 GMT -5
"He became frustrated when he could only recite 'pi' to the 46th digit." The man was obviously fired for being too awesome for his job!
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Jan 12, 2011 21:20:25 GMT -5
If you gotta go this one is pretty good.
A buddy of mine had the best kicked out of the military story I have ever heard of. He had been in the Navy for less than two years and busted three different times for drug and alcohol issues and yet the Navy forgave him. The final straw came when once returned to duty, he was standing a watch near the bridge on the USS Carl Vincen(SP). He lights up a joint and sits down in the Captain's chair, is caught on video camera and discharged very soon after with reduction to E-1 and a couple of weeks in Miramar consoladated brig
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Jan 12, 2011 21:36:47 GMT -5
Lol really?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 12, 2011 21:38:39 GMT -5
My favorite part is the thing with the lava cake mix and him yelling, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 12, 2011 21:40:17 GMT -5
My favorite part is the thing with the lava cake mix and him yelling, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" I see this becoming a meme (or a remix of a meme, to be more accurate). |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 12, 2011 21:42:21 GMT -5
This guy believes the George Costanza method of getting fired. Don't just get fired, go out in a final blaze of incompetence.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 12, 2011 22:46:32 GMT -5
What was he stealing boxes for? Was he trying to build a clubhouse? You gotta be a stupid muthaf***a to get fired on your day off! I got fired once for showing up late on my day off due to sleeping in because of the pain medication that I had to take for a work-related injury a couple of days earlier. |
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 13, 2011 0:54:11 GMT -5
Where did you get that termination form from? I thought I threw it in the trash!  |
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Post by Alucard on Jan 13, 2011 2:03:26 GMT -5
That's amazing.
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