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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 15:09:16 GMT -5
Just a quick check: Who's here tonight? I'm here but only until 6/11.
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Post by The Tank on May 9, 2011 15:12:17 GMT -5
I might be around.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:13:54 GMT -5
*Pyro* Tenay: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WCTNA Impact! We have a great night of action in store for you, including the WCTNA Legends Champion Mr. Anderson taking on Samoa Joe. West: Plus, James Storm takes on Nick Jackson in what could be a preview of the Ultimate X Match at Sacrifice. Tenay: But first, let's send it over to ringside with JB. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Japan. He's Hot! He's Spicy! He Tastes Great! CURRY MAN! Tenay: Curry Man making a return after a short absence from the ring. West: Word is he lost his restaurant in the tsunami. Curry Man asked for time off to take care of his family, and now he's back. Tenay: Well Curry Man did challenge anyone to a match tonight, who will answer the call? JB: And his opponent...... JB: From Manchester, England. Weighing in at 235 pounds..... Doug Williams! Tenay: Doug Williams looking to answer the challenge Curry Man laid out. West: Should be an interesting clash of styles. You think Doug Williams could compete in the X-Division? Tenay: Stranger things have happened Don. Curry Man vs. Doug Williams First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 15:17:33 GMT -5
Curry Man with the Salsa Driver.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 9, 2011 15:19:13 GMT -5
Curry man with a plancha!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:22:26 GMT -5
Williams looks to hit the Chaos Theory, but Curry Man manages to block the German Suplex before reversing, hitting the Spice Rack for the three!
JB: Here is your winner, Curry Man!
Curry Man begins celebrating before Robbie E from the crowd rushes in, attacking Curry Man from behind. After a couple of stomps, Robbie grabs the briefcase before laying it on the mat. As Curry Man gets to his feet, Robbie E drops him onto the briefcase with a DDT. Robbie begins fist pumping over Curry Man's body before exiting the ring as security comes running down the aisle.
Tenay: What's Robbie E doing here? He's still fired! West: He's making a statement Tenay. And I for one like it.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:30:55 GMT -5
*Cameras cut to High Flight backstage.* So what's it going to be man? Shatter wants you one on one at the PPV.Let's see. I want to get back to that world championship level and a cocky kid with an ass load of talent wants to make a name at my expense? Damn right, I accept the challenge. I'm RVD for a very good reason and Top Gun, congratulations, you get to find out why first hand on May 13th.What about tonight then?Jeff Hardy vs. Mikael Judas.Sounds good to me.That's it?That's it. I know we usually hang out backstage, do some nerdy promo and then go out there, see what happens. I'm tired of it though. You said it was about time people starting taking you seriously as a world title contender. What about me though, Rob? I've never been at that level in this continuity.This continuity?Long story. Point is, if you do end up being WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, I want to be in line for a shot down the line too.I guess it's about time we both uped our game around here then.It starts with Judas and Shatter then. I'll win my match tonight then you show the world why you are Mr. PPV.I agree with your statement in a positive fashion.Dude, what the hell was that?Sorry, we lack catchphrase.Could be worse, least we didn't go to the Tom Cruise jokes.Or take the piss out of Mikael for... well, you know.What?*RVD wispers something to Jeff* Ouch, unlucky.Do you think the audience is gonna pick up on what we meant?Been a while since we understood ourselves, let alone anybody else knowing what we're on about....Want to stop wasting time and just do this thing?Works for me.*High Flight exit.* JB: THe following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by "Top Gun" Phil Shatter. From The Heart of Darkness, weighing in at 272 pounds..... Mikael Judas! Tenay: Well Shatter has his wish. At Sacrifice it will be him taking on Rob Van Dam. West: And you know what? I like Shatter's chances. This kid's hungry for a golden opportunity, and it's about time he gets one. Tenay: Well tonight, their partners collide. Perhaps this can serve as a preview for their match. JB: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Rob Van Dam. From Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds.... Jeff Hardy! Tenay: Hardy wants to step his game up as well, and he has a chance to do so tonight. West: It's one thing to say you want tougher competition Tenay. But when you're in the ring against Mikael Judas, it's another story. Tenay: Don't count Jeff Hardy out though. He's fought tougher competition, and he's won. Jeff Hardy vs. Mikael Judas First to3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 9, 2011 15:33:41 GMT -5
Hardy with a twist of phate.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 15:33:41 GMT -5
Judas with a "Mikey is disapointed at that promo in hindsight" lariat.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:35:52 GMT -5
Judas with a "Mikey is disapointed at that promo in hindsight" lariat. For what it's worth, "This continuity?" had me laughing. Also got several people at my school library to look at me weird, but it was worth it.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:39:49 GMT -5
Mikael begins wearing down Hardy with several high-impact moves, looking to assert his dominance. Hardy fights back however, even managing to connect with a Whisper in the Wind that takes the big man off his feet. Hardy tries to follow it up with a Twist of Fate, but Judas shoves him off before looking to connect with a big boot. Hardy ducks the boot before spinning Judas around, catching him with a Twist of Fate for the three.
JB: Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy!
Hardy begins to celebrate as Shatter slides into the ring with a chair, measuring Hardy. As he goes to swing, Van Dam grabs the chair out of his hand, rearing back as if to strike. Shatter immediately slides out of the ring with Judas as High Flight look on.
Tenay: An explosive situation right here Don. West: Explosive? RVD almost attacked Shatter for no reason! Tenay: He was protecting his partner! West: Excuses. RVD may have gotten the upper hand tonight, but just wait until Sacrifice. Tenay: Sigh, let's just go to the back.
Desmond Wolfe is shown walking in the back. He stumbles across Angelina Love and Jeremy Borash. Angelina is being very friendly towards Borash, but he looks very uncomfortable. Desmond watches for a few moments and shakes his head*
Angelina..
*Angelina turns and looks at Desmond, then turns back to Borash.*
ANGELINA! I think it is time we had ourselves a little chat. *Looks at Jeremy* Scram. *Borash takes the opprotunity and quickly exits.*
What's your problem 'Wolfey'?
What's MY problem? No, Angelina.. What is YOUR problem?
I have no problems.
No? Now I know you consider yourself a 'woman of the world', but I think you have gone a little off the deep end, no?
No, I don't know what you mean. I'm perfectly fine.
Look, what you do in your own personal life is usually none of my business...
Good, then I'll just be on my...
BUT... your actions over the last few months is not healthy. I mean, you've been caught on camera on numerous times with several different men on impact. Steiner, Gunner, Murphy... There are also rumors going around that you had some 'run ins' with Hernandez, Anarquia, Okato...
What can I say? The international menu should not be ignored. *Steps close to Desmond and uses a horrible english accent* Maybe european should be my next venture.
*Pushes Angelina away.* I hear you've already...ahem... tried that too. There are even some rumblings that even the knockouts aren't safe.
Safe? You talk like I'm harming people.
I believe you are deary, i believe you are... yourself.
What are you, some kind of psychiatrist now or something?
No, I'm just concerned about you. You use to be the biggest name in the entire knockout division... and now you've been diminished to this. As a fellow competitor, co-worker and friend I felt that I needed to say something. It is dangerous what you are doing. Just think on it, there is help out there. Ok?
*Desmond walks off as Angelina watches him go.*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:45:23 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is schedule for one-fall! Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 252 pounds..... Tommy "Crimson" Mercer. West: Now this is a man you can get behind Tenay. He's got the look, he's got the attitude, and most of all he's got the talent. Tenay: I won't deny he's got all the tools to succeed Don. This kid could challenge for almost any title he wants. JB: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 285 pounds.... Hernandez! Tenay: Hernandez trying to get into title contention with a win here. West: Against any other man, I'd say he had a shot. But against Tommy "Crimson" Mercer, I don't like his chances. Tommy "Crimson" Mercer vs. Hernandez First to 3, 10 Minutes [/b]
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 9, 2011 15:47:09 GMT -5
Tommy with a whiplash! (hard clothesline)
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Post by The Tank on May 9, 2011 15:48:28 GMT -5
TCM with Casablanca. (That's some kind of DDT.)
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 15:49:53 GMT -5
Mercer with the Acupuncture Brainbuster.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:53:23 GMT -5
Mercer completely overwhelms Hernandez the entire bout, never letting Hernandez get a shot in. After about five minutes, Mercer ends it with the aptly-named Mercy Kill for the three.
JB: Here is your winner, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer!
Tenay: I can't believe what I just saw. Mercer completely outfought Hernandez in there. West: Like I said Tenay, this kid is going places fast. It's only a matter of time before he gets what he wants.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 15:59:17 GMT -5
So. Let me get this straight, tonight, I get the chance to beat the snot out of one of those little Jackson punks and soften him up for Sacrifice? What, is it my birthday? I'm going to love this, hell, this should be so easy that my beer won't even have time to get warm. Not that I wouldn't drink it anyways.Tenay: Strong words by James Storm. West: You mean "Future Tag Team Champion James Storm". Tenay: That's yet to be seen Don. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Robert Roode. From Leiper's Fork, Tennesse, weighing in at 230 pounds.... James Storm! Tenay: I will admit that Beer Money have the advantage heading into Sacrifice. Team 3D and The Jacksons have to fight just for a spot in the Ultimate X Match against Beer Money. West: At least they did it to their face. They could've challenged Team 3D after a title match, but no. They did it fair and square. JB: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Matt and Morgan Jackson. From Hesperia, California, weighing in at 172 pounds.... Nick Jackson! Tenay: You gotta think that an Ultimate X match would favor The Jacksons. West: You throw in the fatigue those two will be feeling IF they even manage to make it, and I still say Beer Money gets the win. James Storm vs. Nick Jackson First to 3, 10 Minutes [/b]
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Post by The Tank on May 9, 2011 16:02:50 GMT -5
James Storm with a superkick.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 9, 2011 16:06:30 GMT -5
Storm with the eye of the hurricanrana
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:06:35 GMT -5
Storm with a scoop slam.
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