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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:15:23 GMT -5
Jackson wrestles cautiously, making sure to save some energy for his match against Team 3D at Sacrifice. Meanwhile, Storm looks to injure Jackson with every move, looking to weaken what may be his competition at Sacrifice. Storm tries to hit the Last Call Superkick, but Jackson moves out of the way before catching him with a neckbreaker. Jackson looks to go for the 450 Splash, but Roode hops onto the apron, distracting Jackson and the ref. Matt and Morgan rush over and pull Roode down as Nick turns his attention back to Storm, looking to hit the 450 Splash. However, Storm moves at the last second, causing Nick to hit nothing but mat. Storm comes from behind with a Last Call to the back of the head before getting the three.
JB: Here is your winner, James Storm!
Tenay: Unbelievable. Once again Beer Money steals the win. West: Hey, Nick Jackson could've chosen not to get distracted. If that happens at Sacrifice, are you going to make excuses for him again? Tenay: I can't believe- wait. Wait hold on. I'm getting word that.... someone go to the back! West: What? Tenay: Someone go to the back!
*The camera cuts to backstage, where Angelina Love is seen being attended to by medical personnel. Both male and female WCTNA wrestlers are seen gathering around as medics continue to attend to Love.
West: Who would've attacked Angelina Love? Who would've had motivation? Tenay: I don't know Don. But the sooner we get an answer, the better.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:20:06 GMT -5
Daffney and Taylor come down to the ring. Daffney hands the Women's title to Taylor to hold while she grabs a mic.
Oh Lacey, Traci. Dear naive fools. You think you got one over on us? You really think so? Well I have news for you, I work best when my back is against the wall. Just ask Taylor.
There's a lot of things my cuddle bunny is good at girls. Many of which I can't really talk about at the moment, but trust me, when Daffney's feeling the pressure is when she gets really intense. And I just so happen to like it when she gets intense.
*Taylor looks at Daffney, a small smirk on her face.*
See those titles are gonn be ours. Whether you want them to or not. So why don't you just come out here and tell us what match you want? Not like it'll matter anyway.
*Lacey comes out alone with the Tag Title Belt around her waist and a microphone in her hand. She stops at the top of the ramp.*
Ya know, you two seem really confident and cocky when you are the one causing distractions, costing people matches, and basically when things are going your way.... but when the tide is on the other foot you two get upset... then the whining and complain starts. Normally I would feel sorry for you two, but a little taste of your own medicine might have just done you two some good.
Whining? Little girl, I could break you if I wanted and just take that title around your waist. Do not give me a reason to get out of this ring, drag you by your hair-
*Daffney holds up a hand, silencing Taylor.*
You think I'm mad? You really think I'm angry? I'm not. Because there's a clear truth that you don't realise. When you get right down it, you and me, Lace, we're the same. I figured that out a good long while ago. But I bet you don't see it. Do you?
Ummmm... *Checks her outfit, then looks at her fingernail polish, then grabs her hair an looks at it*
Oh you know exactly what I mean. Everyone just assumes that you have the IQ of a sponge. But I know the truth. When you were just a little girl the world turned round and bit you. Your innocence was ripped away from you. Just like me. But whereas I decided to embrace it, and become as just as cruel and unforgiving as life itself, you turned inward. You curled up in a ball and refused to let the hurt in. See that's the difference between us. Whereas I charged in head first you decided to run and hide. And that's why you have no chance of beating me. Because I turned my pain into a strength and you turned it into a weakness.
You talk alot. But one thing I remember from all that... is that you said i can't beat you. Wether that is right or not will have to wait. Cause you will not be facing me at the pay per view, you will be facing someone who should have earned the #1 contendership two weeks ago... my good friend... Traci!
*Traci Brooks walks out*
What's wrong Daffney? Don't like when the headgames are directed back at you?! You see, Lacey's match last week was for 'any match she wanted'. And the match she wanted... was for you, Daffney, to take on me for the Women's Championship at Sacrafice!
Now hold on a damn minute. We earned a shot at your titles. Not the other way round. This isn't how it's supposed to go!
You mean you won a singles match via outside distraction and you think you deserve a shot at the TAG titles? If so, you're not as intelligent as you claim to be. Which brings me to the next part of tonight's suprise. During our match at Sacrifice, noone is allowed at ringside! And if they do, they will be immediately and indefinately suspended!
WHAT?!
But...THAT'S NOT FAIR!
So no Lacey, no Taylor, nobody. It is just going to be you and me, for that title... just like it should have been from the beginning. See you on Friday!
*Traci turns and walks towards the back. Lacey begins to follow then turns and sticks her tongue out at the pair in the ring, then turns and leaves.*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:33:16 GMT -5
*Petey Williams is backstage, a small smile on his face.* You think that my loss was a setback. You think that, since my attempt at beating Abyss failed, that I'm back to square one. I think different. I say that I succeeded in finally getting you people to notice me. After everything I've done, all it took was me challenging Abyss to get you people to recognize the name Petey Williams.
Tonight, I got you Lethal. And while we've gone through the same experiences, unfortunately my friend you have to pay for me being forgotten. You have to pay for the sins of management. This void, the pain of being forgotten as a new wave of wrestlers entered WCTNA, I'm going to unleash inside that ring. I'm going to put you through every move I know, lock you in every submission hold I know. And it still won't be enough to get rid of this pain. It won't be enough to make me forget. Because until I'm known, until EVERYONE knows the name "Petey Williams", this void is always going to be inside me. And that means that a lot more people are going to pay.
AJ Styles, I would like to think you understand the pain that Lethal and I feel. You tried to get another shot at the WCTNA Heavyweight Title, and you failed. So why not just give up? Why not just go out there, and not try to please the fans, not try to gain title opportunities, but just go out there and wrestle. The man in front of you, beat him until he can't stand on his two feet. Because then, you get respect. Then, you get people to notice. And seeing as how you have nothing scheduled for Sacrifice, what say you and me tangle once again? Not for glory or accolades, but just to wrestle. We did it before, at the first PPV this company had, and on that night I beat you to retain the X-Division Title. But now, with no title on the line, with both of us wiser, will the result be the same? Or are you going to beat me this go around?
I want you to watch what I do to Jay Lethal tonight. Then, I want an answer.Tenay: Petey Williams challenging AJ Styles to a match at Sacrifice. West: I may not be Styles' biggest fan, but even I know he could beat Petey Williams. Tenay: Regardless, let's hear from Jay Lethal. *Jay Lethal is shown in his locker room* I... don't get it. I've done everything I could do in this company. A grand slam champion. Yet I find myself once again stuck in the endless cycle that is this company. One day I feel like I'm on top of the world, the next I'm barely even making cards. Sometimes I feel like maybe I just don't belong here anymore, that I should be moving on with my life. However, whether I like it or not, this is my life. It's something that I love and will never give up no matter how much the struggle gets to me. It's going to take a hell of a lot to get me out of this world and I'm not going to be stopped by Petey Williams of all people.
Petey, Petey, Petey. Someone who could argue they're worse off than me. I complain about lack of appearances but for a while there, you had essentially dropped off the face of the earth. Welcome back. A lot has changed since you've been gone. Like yourself, I broke through the X Division and became world champion. Since then, things could be going better and I'm sure you're also looking to redeem yourself. You know what the one constant I keep having to deal with through all this is? Reality. The reality is, I need to beat you tonight Petey. A flip piledriver, some maple leaf muscle, your broken freaking leg you had to overcome, I couldn't give a damn about any of it. Reality check... I'm winning this match and that's just fact. You're welcome to try and do something about it but if you do, it's gonna be Lethal.Tenay: Both men looking to get back on the winning track here. Let's send it over to JB. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing in at 215 pounds, Jay Lethal! Tenay: I've just gotten word that by virtue of his victory over Mr. Anderson a few weeks ago, Jay Lethal will get a rematch for the WCTNA Legends Title. West: You ever think Taz just scrambles to make a title match? Tenay: If that's the case, he would've made a match for Red and the X-Division Title. JB: And his opponent, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 179 pounds..... Petey Williams! Tenay: Williams looking to be noticed by the fans, and may have done just that when he challenged AJ Styles. West: If I were Styles I'd decline. What does he have to gain by beating Williams? Tenay: You forget Don. AJ Styles would never back down from a fight, no matter who the opponent is. Petey Williams vs. Jay Lethal First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:37:33 GMT -5
Lethal with a missile dropkick.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:47:06 GMT -5
Lethal and Williams begin trying to one-up the other, countering reversals and reversing counters in a way that leaves the fans on the edge of their seats. Williams tries to hit the Canadian Destroyer on several occasions, but Lethal is able to slip out every time. On one occasion Petey begins to flip before Lethal holds him in mid-air, dropping him onto the mat with a Schwein. Lethal climbs the top rope before connecting with the Elbow Drop for the three.
JB: Here is your winner, Jay Lethal!
Lethal begins celebrating as Williams slowly gets to his feet, a strangely satisfied look on his face. Williams approaches Lethal before extending his hand, looking for a handshake. Lethal is cautious at first, but eventually accepts the hand.
Tenay: What's that all about? West: Tenay, I've given up trying to understand Petey Williams. I suggest you do the same.
*We cut to the back where Curry Man is seen talking to Taz.*
Taz-san, I want Robbie E at Sacrifice.
I understand Curry Man, I really do. But he's not employed here. And I just can't have non-contracted wrestlers show up and get matches. That's not how we do things around here.
Whatever it takes Taz-san, whatever I need to do, I will. But Robbie E will pay for what he did.
*Taz sighs.*
Maybe there's something I can do. But if I put you two in the ring with each other, it has to be non-sanctioned. Completely separate from the rest of the show. Otherwise, it's my ass on the line, and I'm not giving this job back to Bischoff.
I understand Taz-san.
Good. So I'll draw up the contracts, and if everything goes right, you'll have your shot at Robbie E.
Arigato Taz-san.[/color]
*Curry Man leaves as Taz shakes his head.*
I bet you anything Bischoff didn't have to put up with this.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:52:17 GMT -5
Not that I have a major issue with it but me and PN sort of already called dibs on the non-sanctioned idea last week.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:52:26 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is the main event of the evening! Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 246 pounds. He is the current WCTNA Legends Champion.... Mr. Anderson! Tenay: Well earlier tonight, Mr. Anderson found out he would be taking on Jay Lethal once again for the Legends Title. West: I still don't see why Tenay: He beat Mr. Anderson. West: Yeah, when the belt wasn't on the line. JB: And his opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 280 pounds. He is "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe! Tenay: If anyone could take on Abyss, it's definitely Samoa Joe. West: I won't discredit the guy, but Abyss beat D'Angelo Dinero, Jay Lethal, and Raven. He wants to hold onto that title just as much as Joe wants the belt. Tenay: Either way, it's going to prove to be one hell of a main-event. Mr. Anderson vs. Samoa Joe First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:54:35 GMT -5
Not that I have a major issue with it but me and PN sort of already called dibs on the non-sanctioned idea last week. It was the only way I could think of getting Robbie E on the card without giving him a job. However, my apologies.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:55:10 GMT -5
Hayden... you did get that promo me and PN did, right? I don't want it to be left out but with this being the main event, it's appearing so.
Joe with a facewash in the corner.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 16:57:37 GMT -5
Hayden... you did get that promo me and PN did, right? I don't want it to be left out but with this being the main event, it's appearing so. Joe with a facewash in the corner. I did not.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:57:44 GMT -5
Not that I have a major issue with it but me and PN sort of already called dibs on the non-sanctioned idea last week. It was the only way I could think of getting Robbie E on the card without giving him a job. However, my apologies. Like I said, I have no major issue with it. Just amuses me that the two matches the company won't allow are Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett... and Curry Man vs. Robbie E
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 16:58:13 GMT -5
Hayden... you did get that promo me and PN did, right? I don't want it to be left out but with this being the main event, it's appearing so. Joe with a facewash in the corner. I did not. Bugger. Any chance it can close the show if I send it you now?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 17:00:37 GMT -5
Bugger. Any chance it can close the show if I send it you now? By all means dude.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 9, 2011 17:04:44 GMT -5
Bugger. Any chance it can close the show if I send it you now? By all means dude. It's sent. Sorry it didn't get to you sooner.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 17:05:15 GMT -5
Anderson puts up a valiant effort, but with a world title match looming over his head, Joe comes out firing on all cylinders. Anderson barely gets any offense in during the entire match, as Joe fights like a man possessed. A Muscle Buster is enough to leave Anderson lying on the mat, but Joe puts the exclamation point by locking in the Rear Naked Choke, forcing the tap out.
JB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Joe putting out an impressive display tonight. West: If he keeps this up, he could very well win the World Title. Tenay: Well ladies and gentlemen, when we come back, we'll hear from Eric Bischoff.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 17:10:20 GMT -5
When we come back Eric Bischoff is standing in the ring with a contract in hand.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Now I am out here for one simple reason. The situation between Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett has escalated and it has to be settled. Kurt challenged Jarrett to a match. Jarrett refused. Now of course Kurt doesn't want to take no for an answer. And I don't blame him. What I hold in my hand is a contract for a match at Sacrifice. Unsanctioned by TNA but legal nevertheless. You may remember last week that I promised last week that this match would take place. And I guarantee that by the end of tonight this match will be made official. Now let me introduce first, the only Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling history, former multi-time world champion and cornerstone of the Chosen, Kurt Angle!
Kurt makes his way down the ramp and upon entering the ring, shakes hands with Eric before grabbing a microphone of his own.
Thank you Eric. I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to get Jeff Jarrett one on one. The match might be unsanctioned but that doesn't take away how much pleasure and enjoyment I will take from it. The only thing now stopping me are a couple of signatures and you better believe I'm more than happy to put my name on that contract so Jeff, get down here, save us all some time and maybe, just maybe if you can be a man about this for a change, I'll make sure there's some of you left after Sacrifice.
Well all we need now is your opponent. Come on, Jeff. I know you're back there.
Angle and Bischoff wait but nothing happens.
Jeff, Kurt and I aren't leaving this ring until you come down here. So you may as well get this over with.
Jeff Jarrett comes down and joins Angle and Bischoff in the ring.
There we are now. Now I understand that you may be hesitant, Jeff. But I promise you that if you sign this contract it will be worth you while.
How many times do I have to say it? I told you, Kurt. I don't want to fight you. Not now, not at Sacrifice, not ever. Not until you've let go and moved on.
It's annoying when someone won't give you what you want, isn't it? You see, as much as you want me to leave this ring right now and get on with my life, I want you to sign that contract even more. You need to understand that until I get you one on one some way or another, this isn't going to stop, no matter how hard you try. All you have to do is sign the contract, one match and then we're done. How hard is that?
Because one match isn't gonna solve anything. Nothing will change. You understand?
All I understand is that you aren't man enough to answer a challenge.
You stay out of this, Bischoff. It doesn't concern you.
Oh but it does. You see I am willing to give you something you've wanted for a long time.
And what would that be?
Me. Or more specifically my job.
Alright, what's the catch?
No catch. You sign that contract and I'm gone from TNA.
Think about it Jeff. One victory and one of your biggest problems in this company goes away. You, Taz, The Frontline, you have all the control. You could even make my life worse if you felt like you hadn't already done enough. You're a multi-time world champion, for all the hatred I feel towards you, I still know how good you are. It's such a shame to see you reduced to this. I know the Jeff Jarrett of old would have the balls to accept my challenge. He'd probably do the exact same thing I'm doing if somebody had tried anything funny to Jill. Still, that Jeff Jarrett died along time ago, didn't he? Now you want to be a role model for your kids, my kids too. That's nice of you, teaching them important life lessons. If one of your friends is going through a divorce, by all means take advantage of it for your own gain. Why don't you teach them a lesson that's actually important though Jeff? When a man makes a mistake, he stands up and faces the consequences. In most scenarios, there isn't even an incentive. It's a hell of an offer when you think about it. Like you said, Eric has nothing to do with this really. He doesn't have to put up his job but he's doing it to help you out. One match Jeff, one match and he's gone.
You really think I'm that stupid? I know you Eric. It's not gonna be that simple. There's a catch somewhere.
Come on, Jeff. You sign the deal and that'll be it. You go home and leave TNA in the hands of Taz and you'll never have to worry about me again. Just one match, Jeff. Just one match.
Jarrett thinks for a moment.
Gimme the damn contract.
Jarrett takes the contract and signs it, before handing it back to Bischoff.
See? What was so hard about that?
Angle smirks to himself before Bischoff hands him the contract. Kurt quickly signs and gives it back.
There you have it folks. Kurt Angle v Jeff Jarrett this Firday at...
I swear to god, Bischoff. If you try to weasel out of this I personally will make sure you leave TNA.
Jarrett goes to leave.
And Jeff, if you somehow try and get out of this match at the least minute, I have no problem applying that little threat you just gave Eric to you.
Don't worry about that Kurt. Unlike him, I'm a man of my word. I'll see you at Sacrifice.
Jarrett leaves as Impact goes off the air.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 9, 2011 17:18:02 GMT -5
Thanks to SNS, mikeyp, Johnathan Michaels, PN, and Hayden for promos.
Thanks to mikeyp, Tank, and SNS for voting.
Card for Sacrifice WCTNA Heavyweight Title Match: Abyss vs. Samoa Joe Unsanctioned Match: Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett Legends Title Match: Mr Anderson vs. Jay Lethal Petey Williams vs. AJ Styles WCTNA Women's Title Match: Daffney vs. Traci Brooks Rob Van Dam vs. "Top Gun" Phil Shatter Ultimate X Match: Beer Money vs. WCTNA Tag Team Champions Unsanctioned Match: Curry Man vs. Robbie E WCTNA Tag Team Title Match: Team 3D vs. The Jacksons
That should be the card order (bottom to top). If I missed anything, let me know.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 9, 2011 17:44:01 GMT -5
I kinda wanted the Ultimate X match to happen immediately after the Tag Title match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 9, 2011 19:47:26 GMT -5
Now Hayden you will be able to co-promo for Sacrifice now, will you?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 10, 2011 0:03:16 GMT -5
Now Hayden you will be able to co-promo for Sacrifice now, will you? That I will be able to do. And there will be a lot more words spoken on my part.
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