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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 10, 2011 16:24:46 GMT -5
That's why Anderson likes her!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 16:30:56 GMT -5
Where the hell is she?Tara looks down the corridor and Venus comes bounding up behind her. Hey, Tara!Venus gives Tara a big hug but Tara pushes her off. Where the hell have you been?Sorry, I was just hanging out backstage. I met and old friend of yours.Geez, you haven't been talking to Daffney again?What? No. I'm not going near her again since she got of freaky on me.Good. Hang, what do you mean?Oh she cornered me and started sobbing about Taylor and how she's the love of her life and bleh! I got enough of people whining about their personal little dramas in high school and college. I don't want to get it here.Well good. Then who did you talk to?Alex.I don't know an Alex.Oh that's right. That's what she used to be called when she was here before.Well I'll be damned. No, it can't be. Then again she did just...Hello, earth to Tara?What? Oh, yeah sure.She said to wish you luck for our title match.Right our match. That brings me back to my point. Where the hell have you been?I just told you.Point is you should have been here. We have a title match to prepare for.I'm sorry.Well that's okay.I just feel we can really beat Leather n Lace this time. I mean we beat them in singles matches and we only lost at Destination X because I messed up. But we'll be in the cage now. I won't make the same mistake again.I know you won't. We all make mistakes. It's just part of the learning process.Yeah. Thanks Tara.That's what partners are for, right? Come on, let's go.Tara and Venus exit. Tenay: Tara and Venus looking to do what other teams haven't and defeat Leather n Lace. West: Speaking of which, have you seen either of them around today? Tenay: No. But I'm sure they're backstage. West: Doubt it. I didn't see them in the women's locker room earlier. Tenay: Why were you in the women's locker room. West: ...... I don't have to answer that. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the team of Venus and Tara! *Camera goes to the back. A taxi pulls in and Lacey and Traci get out of the cab in a rush.* Hurry! We need to get to the dressing room! Traci! Lacey! You match is next!Argh... no time. Lacey, we're heading straight to the ring!But we aren't ready!Yea, well. Even so, the match must go on....But I had such a cute outfit for tonight. *Sad face* *Traci grabs Lacey's arm and drags her thru the entrance curtain as their music begins to play.* JB: And their opponents! They are the current WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Lacey and Traci, Leather n Lace! Tenay: Quite, uh, unusual attire for tonight. West: Hey, they were in a rush! Although I wonder what cute outfit Lacey was going to wear.... Tenay: Ugh. WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship Leather n Lace vs. Tara and Venus First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 16:32:12 GMT -5
Tara powerbombs Venus onto Lacey.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 16:34:19 GMT -5
Lacey with a clothesline
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 10, 2011 16:38:01 GMT -5
lacey with a ddt.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 16:42:49 GMT -5
Gimme a second guys.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 16:44:12 GMT -5
Lacey and Traci put up a valiant effort for arriving just in time for their match, but Tara and especially Venus operate at a higher level tonight. Venus still shows signs of inexperience, looking for the Venusault after a few minutes into the match. Lacey rolls out of the way, Venus hitting the mat hard. Lacey is able to capitalize, picking Venus up before hitting the Chokeslam! Cover!
1... 2... Tara tries to break up the pin, but Traci catches her with a clothesline! 3....!!
JB: Here are your winners, and still the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Leather n Lace!
Lacey and Traci begin celebrating in the ring as Tara tries to console Venus.
Tenay: Tough break for Venus and Tara. West: You can't deny that Leather n Lace wanted it more Mike. Tenay: Once again, Venus's youthful inexperience cost her the match. West: Well that's a little harsh. It's true, but still harsh.
Brooke here with Mr. Anderson, who defends his Legends Championship against Jay Lethal.
Anderson gently takes the microphone.
Brooke, for your own good, you need to leave right now.
Brooke leaves.
So let me get this straight, I've barely been on television since the last Pay Per View, and I get shoved into a last minute, afterthought match at Lockdown against the man who only one month ago was this compan's world champion.
And who exactly do I have to thank for that?
Peter Senerca.
I know, I know, you like to be called by your wrestling name, Pete, but the fact of the matter is, you haven't been a wrestler in a very long time.
In fact, all you've done in the last several years is sit behind an announce table and stuff your face with snack cakes, not for nothin'.
I mean look at you, you fat piece of crap, boy you must have been depressed when you found out they didn't need you to play the boulder in the last Indiana Jones movie, I bet you went running and crying to Joey Numbers and consoled yourself by eating an entire pizzeria.
And yet all of a sudden, you come in here and think you can run this company, you think you can do a better job than Eric Bischoff?
Peter, you are nothing more that a gluttonous, pathetic has-been from a bingo hall who delusionally thinks he still has something to contribute to a business that passed him by long ago.
And that brings me to my opponent tonight, Jay Lethal.
Dude, you lost to Raven.
Did you hear what I just said?
YOU LOST TO RAVEN!!!!!
is this really what you've come to, Jay?
Thanks to you, our PPV will have the most anticlimactic finish in history, I mean I have no love for that goofy masked bastard, Abyss, but RAVEN???
Damn it, Jay, all you had to do was beat a disheveled, overweight shadow of an ECW "legend" and you couldn't even do that.
And now you think you have what it takes to beat ME?
No, Jay, you see, I don't want to hurt you, but you leave me with no choice, because you singlehandedly ruined the main event of Lockdown, which means lower buyrates, which means fewer people will watch the real talent do their thing on the undercard, like ME.
So, Jay, for the good of the company, I have to take you out tonight, and believe me, it'll be easy, because you lost to RAVEN!!!
And when it's all over, I'm sure Peter will be backstage watching on the monitors and say to whoever will listen, "Not for nuffin' but that was a ROCKETBUSTAH, OFF THE CHAIN, NOT FOR NUFFIN'."
And then he will come to rue the day he EVER disrespected the TNA Legends Champion
MISSSSSSSSSSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ANNNNNNDERRRRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Anderson throws the mic behind his back and exits.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 16:51:07 GMT -5
Tenay: Strong words from Mr. Anderson. West: But nothing he said wasn't true. Lethal lost to Raven, and Taz isn't fit to run this company. Tenay: That's still to be determined Don. JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the WCTNA Legend's Championship! Introducing first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing in at 215 lbs., Jay Lethal! Tenay: Lethal coming off a hard loss to Raven on Impact last week. West: Exactly. He LOST. How does he get a shot at the Legend's Title? Tenay: Taz sees something in him Don. And let's not forget, he is a former World Champion. West: So's Petey Williams. What's he up to these days? JB: And his opponent, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 243 lbs., he is the current WCTNA Legend's Champion, Mr. Anderson! Tenay: Anderson making it clear he doesn't approve of this match. West: It's a waste of his time Tenay. Mr. Anderson should be defending his title against people who have earned it, not losers given a pity shot. WCTNA Legend's Championship Match Mr. Anderson vs. Jay Lethal First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 16:53:30 GMT -5
Anderson with a Mic check into the cage
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 10, 2011 16:54:26 GMT -5
Anderson with a Matrix Based pun named facecrusher.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 10, 2011 16:53:55 GMT -5
Anderson with a Mic Check.
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 16:55:34 GMT -5
Kenderson with a kick of the axed variety.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 10, 2011 16:56:58 GMT -5
That was quick.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 16:57:16 GMT -5
Anderson with a SQUASH kick!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 16:58:47 GMT -5
M your here!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:01:17 GMT -5
Lethal tries to put up a fight, but Anderson completely overwhelms him. A quick Mic Check later, and Anderson notches another victory.
JB: Here is your winner, and still the WCTNA Legend's Champion, Mr. Anderson!
Anderson grabs the Legend's Title before laying it on the ground. As Letha gets to his feet, Anderson spins him around before hitting another Mic Check, driving Lethal's face into the belt. Anderson gets to his feet before taking the mic out of JB's hands.
ANDERSON!!
Anderson grabs the belt before heading backstage as medics check on Lethal.
Tenay: Quite a new side to Mr. Anderson tonight. West: He's the champ Tenay. He deserves to be treated as such.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:01:50 GMT -5
No, I'm a figment of your imagination.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:04:21 GMT -5
No, I'm a figment of your imagination. Nash with yet another swerve!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:05:23 GMT -5
Tenay: Up next is the big womens tag team match. Sarita and Winter have been a thron in the side of Madison Rayne since last year. West: Hey, Madison brought this on herself. Besides, who does she have to team with? Tenay: Maybe someone pulled double duty tonight. JB: The following women’s tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. JB: Introducing first, the team of Sarita and Winter! Sarita and Winter make their way to the ring, Winter grabs the mic from Borash. Welcahme to Lahkdown, luvs!Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!! Sarita takes the mic. You people need to sit down and shut up!
Tonight is the night that we finally put Madison Rayne in her place.
Poor widdle Maddy, her best frwiend in the whoooole wide world got fired, now she’s all alone!
Oh wait, she has this “surprise” partner.
Lemme guess…
The masked Gorilla?
Or maybe The Queen of the Jungle?
Not like it matters.
Maddy, we’ve beaten you. Countless times. Anytime you won, it was because of that useless ape! And now you’ve supposedly got someone else who’s going to help you?We ain’t buyin’ it, luv!More than likely, you don’t have a partner. We talked to all the other girls backstage, and none of them want to team with you!
Angelina? She still remembers what a failure you were with The Beautiful People.
Tara? A little bit busy with tonight. Same goes for Hamada.
Lacey? Forget it, she’s in a world of her own.
Fact is Maddy, you challenged us, hoping someone would feel sorry for you at the last minute.
But we’ll tell you what. All you have to do is forfeit.
Just come out here, admit that we’re superior to you, and forfeit the match to us, and it’ll all be over.Ahr we cahn just beat da bloody hell outta ya!It’s really all up to you, chica.Sarita drops the mic. The crowd boos as she and Winter wait for Madison. JB: And their opponents, introducing first, Madison Rayne! Madison makes her way to the ring and grabs the mic from Sarita. So all I have to do is forfeit?
I just have to admit you’re superior to me?
That’s it?Sarita nods. Fine.
Sarita, I admit that you are superior to me.The crowd boos, while Sarita and Winter celebrate. Superior at being a world class mega bitch, that is.The crowd cheers, while Sarita and Winter are outraged. Sarita, the day I admit that you’re better than me is the day she-Madison points at Winter. learns to speak English!Another pop from the crowd. So with that all said, I think it’s time I introduce you to my partner.
I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of her. She’s a multiple time Women’s Champion. She’s wrestled some of the top women in this business, including WCTNA’s very own Tara. She is without a doubt, one of the greatest women’s wrestlers in the world today!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my tag team partner…
MICKIE JAMES!!!Mickie James walks down the ramp to a huge pop from the crowd. Madison meets her on the ramp and gives her a big hug. Mickie takes the mic from Madison. Sarita and Winter. I know all about the two of you. You’re the girls with the big mouths. Well tonight, Madison and I are gonna shut them!
Let’s do this, girlfriend!Madison and Mickie rush the ring as the ref calls for the opening bell. Sarita and Winter vs. Madison Rayne and Mickie James First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:06:02 GMT -5
No, I'm a figment of your imagination. Nash with yet another swerve! Russo did way more swerves than Big Sexy.
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