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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:06:50 GMT -5
Mickie James with a Mick Kick!
MICKIE JAMES IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 17:08:21 GMT -5
Wow, M. You just worked a damn miracle. You made me hate Madison Rayne AND Mickie James even more...AT THE SAME TIME! Here's a freaking medal. Winter and Sarita with 60 chairshots on both opponents behind the ref's back.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 10, 2011 17:08:45 GMT -5
.... Isn't she retired?
Mickie with a Chick Flick (Kick)!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:09:28 GMT -5
Mickie with a Cheerleader Kick
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:10:20 GMT -5
Wow, M. You just worked a damn miracle. You made me hate Madison Rayne AND Mickie James even more...AT THE SAME TIME! Here's a freaking medal. Winter and Sarita with 60 chairshots on both opponents behind the ref's back. Wow. That's some deep hatred.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:19:40 GMT -5
While Sarita and Winter are shocked by Mickie James's appearance, they still come after the female duo. Dirty tactics, cheap shots, illegal double teaming, Sarita and Winter do it all in an attempt to get yet another victory over Madison. An attempt at a double clothesline gets avoided, and Rayne comes off the return with a double clothesline of her own. Madison makes her way to her corner, tagging Mickie into the match.
Immediately Mickie clears house, sending Sarita to the outside. With Winter isolated, Mickie gets into position before hitting the Mick Kick, sending Winter to the mat.
1... 2... 3...!
JB: Here are your winners, Madison Rayne and Mickie James!
Rayne and James begin celebrating as Sarita pulls Winter to the outside, promising revenge.
Tenay: A strong debut for Mickie James here tonight! West: .................. Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first, Don West is actually at a loss for words!
Ok, so we got London Underground tonight. We are no stranger to these two, but they earned there way here in that gauntlet match. This is for the straps, so we have to focus. What can we do to make sure we pick up the victory here tonight?
The camera pans out to show Brother Devon laying on a couch, eating corn chips.
Come on man! We're undefeated against them! Do you think they are really that much of a threat anyway? And besides, these people don't want to see us talk strategy! They want to see us get into all sorts of trouble and shenanigans! So let's give the people what they want, and let's go wandering around in the back! Surely we can find something over there!
Brother Ray frowns, shaking his head.
I don't know Devon. Are you sure that's a good idea?
It is. Trust me. We got this.
Devon gets off the couch and opens the door to the lockeroom, leading an uneasy Brother Ray around the backstage area. The two men wander around, looking at all the sights. After a while of this, Brother Ray stops in his tracks, a confused look on his face.
Devon..... isn't that Okato over there?
Ha! No way. He hasn't been seen around here in months! Some people call him an urban legend these days!
Sumimasen?
Okato steps in front of Brother Devon, Devon stunned. It takes a few moments for to find words to speak, but when he finally does, he says:
I'm- I'm sorry sir, but I don't speak Anime.
Okato slaps Brother Devon in a face, a echoing SMACK filling the air. Both men surprisingly remain calm, as Okato talks in English this time:
I say, excu me? I not get booked by WCTNA for on reason! Okato go on vacation! Vacation now over!
(Laughs) Ok, am I being punked? Your actually going to be in a match? (Okato nods) Ok Curry Man, the gig is up. You can fool me with the rubber snake in the door routine, and you can fool me with the "JBL's looking for you in the shower" routine. But you can never fool me with the "Okato's getting booked" prank. (Laughs some more) Oh man, I don't know how I fall for that every tim-
ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! Devon goes down like a ton of bricks, as Okato bows, then spits over Brother Devon's face. Okato walks away, and is replaced by.... ROBBIE E?!?!
DANG, BRO! YOUR BROTHER GOT MESSED UP!
Robbie E holds his hand out for a high five, instead getting suspicions:
Wait, where were you all this time? Didn't you have a grudge against Curry Man?
(Shrugs) We made up. Turns out, he's got a killer recipe for prawns. Plus, have you ever been in a bedroom with three Asian sisters?
Uh..... no.
Well, I have. And trust me. It was hot. And spicy. And boy, did it it taste great!
What, the prawns?
(Grins) Nope.
Brother Ray's eyes grow wide, as Robbie E walks off. He looks at the direction he was going and then at a knocked out Brother Devon a few times, before dragging him off to the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:23:04 GMT -5
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:23:27 GMT -5
*London Underground are backstage.* Mr. Magnus, tonight is the night. The goal we set for ourselves three months ago when we first teamed together is three seconds away from being achieved. Tonight isn't about the glitz, the glamor, or the fact that we beat practically every other team this company has to earn this shot. There's simply us, and there's Team 3D.Team Double D's by the looks of their physique. I mean have those two ever heard of a gym? Do they not know what abs look like?Mr. Magnus, I suggest you focus less on their physique and more on their ability. Or do I have to remind you that they did defeat us plenty of times before?Mate, what's happened in the past stays in the past. I mean, London Brawling was looked at as a threat, and where are they now? Mediocrity, that's where. And that's where Team 3D is going to be after tonight.
This is my night Des. Last two years, Brutus Magnus has achieved victory at this show. I've championed a team to victory for the past two years in Lethal Lockdown, and tonight will be no different. Tonight, we achieve our goals. We prove we;re the best team to come from London. And tonight Des, failure is not an option.
Now let's go out there and show those wankers what we're capable of.Lead the way Magnus. Let's make England proud.JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the WCTNA Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, from London, England, Brutus Magnus and Desmond Wolfe, London Underground! Tenay: London Underground focused on tonight's match. West: You heard Magnus. This is his night, his PPV. There;s no way he's going to lose to Team 3D. JB: And their opponents, from New York City, they are the current reigning and defending WCTNA Tag Team Champions.... Brother Ray and Brither Devon, Team 3D! Ray drags Devon to the ring before propping him up in the corner, shaking his head. West: Well, Devon's ready for this match. Tenay: Ready? He got attacked before the match started! West: Hey, he brought it on himself. It's not like London Underground had anything to do with it. WCTNA Tag Team Title Match Team 3D vs. London Underground First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 17:24:11 GMT -5
Team 3D with......a 4D!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:24:34 GMT -5
Team 3D with a something totally random...
Ray with a Hurricanrana!
Awesome promo, Lodi.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:32:15 GMT -5
Ray with a Dragonrana
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:33:33 GMT -5
Wolfe goes for the Jawbreaker Lariat, but Team 3D counter into the 3D! Magnus tries to go for the save but Ray catches him with a flapjack as Devon goes for the pin.
1... 2... 3...!
JB: Here are your winners, Team 3D!
Tenay: Team 3D successfully defend their titles tonight. West: Magnus's streak is broken! Nooo!! Tenay: Come on Don. Eventually every streak gets broken. West: You tell that to a couple individuals up north. Tenay: Point taken.
Daffney is shown backstage.
You know my mother always said there was a certain balance to the universe. A ying and yang. The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness. Problems arise in that one has to find a balance between what people need from you and what you need for yourself.
And never more has the balance been so better demonstrated than in this match tonight. You may hate me Ayako for what I did to Taylor. But let me state, what you did to her was far worse. You gave he a taste of what she could be, just a taste. And then you tried to starve her. Because let's face it. You were scared of what she'd become. But in restraining her, you held yourself back. You became weak. You commited the worst crime of all. You tried to become What you became was just so ugly. I can't ever stand to look at you. And what you did to Taylor, that beautiful flower and you cut down. I'll never forgive you for that. I hate you. With all my heart and soul.
Then you have the other side of the coin. Evermore in the world is this marvelous balance of beauty and disgust, magnificence and rats.
Tyalor, what can I say? Nearly two years ago now, I saw you. The real you. I saw that you were dying inside and it broke my heart to see you like that. So I saved you from what Hamada, Alex and Chris were doing to you. I broke you away from all that. And eventually I came to feel I needed you make me whole. You were the other half of me. And you felt the same. And we enbarked on a wonderful journey. A relationship that went beyond mere sexual identity. We were partners. Psychic partners sharing a consciousness. We can only ever be whole in the presence of each other. We share the same intuitions, the same perceptions. I love you, Taylor. More than anyone I have ever known. I love you mind, body and soul. I belong to you and you to me. We are one.
But I realised something when I was battling Kong. I got to her by exploiting her one weakness. Her feelings for Madison.. And after I got over how hilarious the whole thing was, it dawned on me. What If someone expoilted my weakness? You. I couldn't let that happen. The thought of someone inflicting the same pain on you that I did on Madison just breaks my heart. So I had to end it. It was the worse thing I've ever had to do. But what makes it worse is that you hated me for it. Maybe I wanted you to hate me. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I fell to such foolishness. It's pathetic. But that's okay.
Daffney puts her hands together seemingly in prayer and closes her eyes.
Just know that I forgive you.
Daffney opens her eyes again.
You may think you have me right where you want me, that my back is against the wall. But here's thing. I'm not locked in there with you. You're locked in there with me!
But know something. I am never alone.
Daffney starts giggling as the camera fades out.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 10, 2011 17:36:41 GMT -5
And with that victory, Team 3D goes home happy, and Robbie E can return form his break to try and get his job back.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:42:46 GMT -5
*Taylor Wilde is backstage in front of Hamada's locker room.* Sigh, I can do this.*Taylor knocks twice before the door opens, revealing Hamada.* What do you want?
I just want to make sure we're on the same page tonight.
The same page? Taylor, I might have forgiven you, and maybe I don't have the urge to kick your face off every time I see you. But as for this little attempt at getting an ally for tonight's match? Forget it. It's every woman for themselves, and if I have the opportunity to pin you and get the win, then I will. Not because I don't like you, but because I'm not letting this opportunity pass me by.
For what it's worth Taylor, I hope you do get revenge on that psycho bitch. But if you get in the way of me and my victory, I will end you without a second thought. Are we clear?*Taylor looks at her, a small smile on her face.* Crystal. Just leave Daffney to me, and don't get in MY way. Ten we'll talk about you and your victory.*Taylor skips off as Hamada sighs, heading toward the ring.* JB: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the WCTNA Women's Championship! JB: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.... Taylor Wilde! Tenay: Taylor has her problems with both women, so this should be interesting. West: Taylor said she's only going for Daffney. Don't know how smart that idea is, but hey, whatever works for her. JB: Her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan.... Hamada! Tenay: Hamada is determined to get the victory tonight, and doesn't matter who she has to pin to do it. West: If it wasn't for Daffney's unpredictability, I'd give the edge to Hamada based on her attitude alone. Chick's dangerous. JB: And their opponent, from Sybil, Texas. She is the reigning WCTNA Women's Champion.... DAFFNEY!! Tenay: And here's the X factor in tonight's match. West: Daffney has no love for either of the two women in the ring. I can't wait to see how this unfolds. WCTNA Women's Title Match Daffney vs. Hamada vs. Taylor Wilde First to 3, 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:44:03 GMT -5
Daffney with a DDT on Hamada!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 17:44:47 GMT -5
Hamada with a Michinoku Driver
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 17:45:01 GMT -5
Daffney with The Railroad Spike.
...no, wait, a railroad spike. She takes a railroad spike to both opponents.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 10, 2011 17:57:27 GMT -5
Wilde and Daffney immediately begin trading fists as Hamada backs off, watching the former couple fight one another. After a few minutes, Daffney sends Taylor into the turnbuckle before tackling Hamada to the ground, hitting her with rights and lefts. Daffney picks Hamada up before trying to hit the Lobotomy, only for Hamada to counter into a scoop slam. As Hamada gets to her feet, Taylor comes from behind, hitting her with a hard German Suplex that only gets a two.
Tenay: These women are pulling out all the stops to get the victory. West: They all want that title Mike. More importantly, they all hate one another.
Daffney gets to her feet, catching Taylor with a dropkick before advancing on Hamada. Daffney whips Hamada to the corner before smashing her face into the cage door, looking to draw blood. Hamada screams in pain before throwing an elbow, sending Daffney reeling. Hamada follows this up with a knee to the gut before lifting Daffney up for the Hamada Driver.
Tenay: Here it comes Don!
As Hamada is about to plant Daffney on the mat, Taylor pulls Daffney down before yelling that Daffney is hers. Hamada tries to brush her off, but Taylor spins Hamada around before slapping her.
West: Uh-oh.
Hamada doesn't give Taylor a chance to apologize, unloading on her with several punches and chops that send Taylor to the corner. Hamada grabs Taylor for a powerbomb, but Daffney clips Hamada from behind, sending her to the mat. As Taylor and Hamada are down, Daffney reaches into her gear before pulling out a pair of handcuffs.
West: Kinky. Tenay: Will you stop?!
Daffney handcuffs Hamada to the cage, beginning to taunt Hamada as she comes to. Hamada begins to struggle to get free as Daffney mocks her, never noticing Taylor get to her feet. Taylor spins Daffney around as the two begin to stare at each other for several long seconds. Finally, Taylor breaks into a smile as Daffney does the same. The two share a quick kiss before Taylor closes her eyes, allowing Daffney to hit Daff Knees.
West: WHAT?! Tenay: What's going on here?
Hamada begins struggling even more as Daffney goes for the cover, making sure to stare at Hamada the entire time.
1... 2... 3....!
JB: Here is your winner, and still the WCTNA Women's Champion, Daffney!
Daffney crawls just out of reach of Hamada, taunting her the entire time as Taylor comes to. Taylor joins Daffney in taunting Hamada before the two begin to attack her without restraint, leaving her laid out. Taylor grabs the Women's Title from referee Mark Johnson before strapping it around Daffney's waist, the two once again sharing a quick kiss before Daffney tosses a key at Hamada's body. The couple exit the ring as Mark Johnson goes to unlock Hamada from the handcuffs.
Tenay: I'm... I'm not sure what we just saw. West: I know what I saw Tenay. My favorite couple is back together! Tenay: Were they even apart? Or was this whole thing a set-up to mess with Hamada? West: Who cares?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2011 18:02:14 GMT -5
Lesbians!!!
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Post by The Tank on Apr 10, 2011 18:03:03 GMT -5
It was all a swerve.
THE SHOCK IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
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