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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 27, 2006 12:35:09 GMT -5
 Isn't this pretty much Mickie's dream come true? Or are we supposed to forget that storyline completely?  Johnny Nitro was just a tad overprotective when it came to his junk...  Trish: *whispers something* Carlito: Trish swallows, Purple Monkey Dishwasher?  It looks like DX took a few leftover turds and decided to play a little prank on Estrada.  Kim Chee: Just listen to me. If you do this job, a spot on American Idol is a lock. I'm telling you!  Much like a dog, Torrie Wilson also doesn't realize that the picture is of herself and not another dog....err woman.  No one found it odd when Edge pinched the ass of the Torrie Wilson picture.  Lillian didn't want to hear it when Charlie said that her wrist should be better by now and she didn't need that brace anymore.  Is THIS what was on Alex Shelley's Jackie Gayda tape?  This was ironically the same facial expression that got Lillian the job in the first place.  Wink Martindale has really gotten himself into tremendous shape.  Shawn: I've got rhythm! I've got music! I got my man! Who could ask for anything more?  Triple H was having a hard time remembering how to do "The Shocker."  This is what happens when you say "I don't know," on Nickelodeon in Mexico.  Shane: I'm covered in vomit and feces. It's Father's Day all over again.  Vince: I want the precious!  Shane: Dude....these hash brownies have me tripping BALLS.  Kane: Og take back to cave. Og make humble like sabretooth tiger.  Kane: Awww....where's its mom?  It wasn't until much later that everyone realized that RVD totally kicked Cena in the nuts. |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jun 27, 2006 12:43:38 GMT -5
That ess gimmick infringement! Breaking News: New Constellation Found - Painted On Belly Of Fat Guy |
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Post by Corporate H on Jun 27, 2006 12:44:16 GMT -5
These captions are hilarious.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 27, 2006 13:49:18 GMT -5
Almost Close To Alot of Men's Dreams, Now All We Need Is No Clothes. Johnny Nitro had some of Mercury's weed and now thinks he is an airplane. You would be smiling too if Trish told you to meet her in her hotel room. Pull My Finger Okay Kamala, after we finish this match, we will go bowling Edge's hormones get the best of him as he slaps what he thinks is the real Torrie Wilson's ass. Haas tried to pull a prank by scaring Lilian Garcia, but he forgot to wear the white sheet. Soon after this picture, Charlie Haas could be heard saying...."YEAHHHHH!!!!" Lillian attempts to kill Charlie Haas, but forgets the knife. The pants were unfortunately too big for Triple H, so every time he moved, he would have to pull his pants back up Zippity Do Da...Zippity Day...My Oh My What A Wonderful Day HHH forgets his lines so he resorts to reading them from the dialougue he wrote onto his hand. WWE....World Wrestling Excrement Randy Orton has struck again...much to the chagrin of Shane McMahon Damn....Swamp Thing sure has gotten old after all these years When Godzilla has to go.....He doesnt worry about a toilet Kane is taking the imposter backstage so he can be humbled Alas poor Kane....I Knew Thee Well. John Cena forces Rob Van Dam to watch "The Marine" |
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Post by Sparvid on Jun 27, 2006 13:51:01 GMT -5
RVD performs his deadly chin attack on Cena. |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 27, 2006 13:56:49 GMT -5
"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" "Let's redo the Kurt Angle gag from 2002. Okay, T...O...R...R...I...E...S...U...C...K...S...Now I'll show it to the camera and Torrie won't be the wiser!" Lilian: Mentok COMMANDS you to leave! OoooooeeeeeeooooooEEEEEE.... NO...WIRE...HANGERS!!!!! PETER PAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! "I forgot Mr. Socko!" Cena: Hey kids! I can catch snowflakes with my tongue! Can you? Also, see sig. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 27, 2006 13:57:40 GMT -5
dodgy position in a diva match number 702. nitro: im a plane.... *makes plane noises* melina: you any idea how to get him to stop trish? Carlito thinking * you all think shes talking dirty..... all shes saying is what she ate for lunch........ wait you dont eat rooster.... you stole my soul...... i want it back! Kim Chee: sorry but theres no divas this time around....... maybe in a few weeks. whats with the large cardboard cut out doing in the ring in front of the next diva special magazine? edge: my hand its stuck to the cardboard..... get help....... Lillian: oh god not this again! lillian thinking *i wish he'd shaved.* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not again. or KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHH didnt age well as the picture from twenty years in the future shows. hbk: look trips..... im a bird watch me fly off the end of the stage........ after standing next to RVD backstage Triple H's hand started to talk to him. the killer bees swarmed all over the stage protecting their queen. (well it looks like bees when the pic shrinks.) remind me again why i came back as an onscreen personality. vince thinking *must not show that i'm enjoying this too much..... must fake anger...... supress the smile.* Shane: i dont get paid enough for this sh...... Vince: watch your mouth young man. Shane: but dad im in my 30's i'm old enough to swear now, i have a child for gods sake. Kane:its time for bed and i dont care what your mother said.... its past your bed time... imposter kane: buuuuuuuuuttttttt daaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd! *begins to sob* Kane: not again......... not again! cena: just be happy i put this on the right way this time, and that im fully clothed. Rvd: thanks dude. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 27, 2006 14:54:30 GMT -5
Good call on "No Wire Hangers"
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 27, 2006 15:10:19 GMT -5
GET SOME MACHO LOVE! OOOOOOH YEEEAAAHHHH!!! EVERYTHING TWICE!! |
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Crimson and Clover
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Post by lovingway on Jun 27, 2006 15:30:27 GMT -5
Where's the tissues? Evan Karagias looks in great shape HAHA That Carlos Mencia Oh crap Vince just realized I am still under contract Edge wasn't that good of a friend of Kidman's, so he decided to just sleep with a huge cardboard picture of Billy's wife Charlie (thinking to himself): Oh man, I am gonna surprise Lilian by tapping her on the shoulder Lilian: It's not funny if you do constantly Charlie Where do I go to audition for Grease? In a similar setting, the McMahons are finally forced to feel what viewers feel like when they watch the Diva Search. Chocolate Covered Genetic Jackhammer hmmmmm I am taking you to where all wrestlers rejected by the WWE go....TNA You complete me |
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WE ARE NASHVILLE (May 1, 2010)
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Post by Ace Baretta on Jun 27, 2006 17:00:07 GMT -5
Reading Shawn's thoughts: "Ok shawn, don't screw up....left left left...right right right...swing the wrist...left right...DAMN! Ok, one more time...left left left...." |
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Post by Banned Member on Jun 27, 2006 17:12:34 GMT -5
Trish: That Merc guy is such a hunk pass it on. Whaaaattttt couldn't help it! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 27, 2006 18:33:53 GMT -5
Self Bump
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 27, 2006 18:36:20 GMT -5
Me and Shawn Michaels don't dance, we just pull up our pants and...do the rockaway... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2006 18:52:18 GMT -5
Now, let me give you a scenario of what my life is all about. I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I'm here to tell you that you're not going to amount to jack squat!
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Post by mysterydriver on Jun 27, 2006 19:02:54 GMT -5
Darn you Mark Jindrak! Wait...dang it. Kane did not like the lifelike statue the wax museum had made. RVD screamed in terror as Cena moaned "Brains!" and bit into RVD's scalp, signifying his joining of the zWo. |
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 27, 2006 19:09:29 GMT -5
Now, let me give you a scenario of what my life is all about. I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I'm here to tell you that you're not going to amount to jack squat! YES. |
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Post by Magneto on Jun 27, 2006 19:18:44 GMT -5
Almost Close To Alot of Men's Dreams, Now All We Need Is No Clothes. Agreed. That's one of the best pictures of 2006, bar none. Mickie and Trish sitting in the tree/K I S S I NG/ ;D |
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Post by Jackaveli on Jun 27, 2006 19:23:16 GMT -5
"You smell what?  " "Good thing this belt is here. I SOOOO have a boner." Trish: *whispers something* Carlito: You bite? "My name es R-r-r-r-r-rr-r-r-ricardo Flair....Wr-wr-wr-wr-wr-woooooooooo" Kim Chee: I'm SORRY. We couldn't find the REAL Kim Chee. Doesn't matter Kamala. The Fake Kane's getting unmasked, not me. Todd Grisham: You lied!!! You told me you did another Playboy cover Torrie: Shut up and smile. Edge was apparently upset that they photoshopped Torrie's head on his body. Here comes Haas to console Lillian after her ordeal with the troops chanting "U.S.A." (u suck a**) all night to her Apparently, it's LILLIAN that swallows....tongue "Next time shave. That beard cut my lip. Someone get me a lip brace. Owwwie" Back to the future....yes, that's what we are gonna see when Vince dies. HHH the CEO Shawn-O-Mac is still feeling the effects of Stephanie's spiked water and is now jumping his imaginary rope. Triple H tries to flip off the crowd but that arthritis is getting to him again. Damned old age Crowd chants: Holy Applesauce-brown food coloring-corn! Holy Applesauce-brown food coloring-corn! Holy Applesauce-brown food coloring-corn! Shane: Ok...someone's ribbing me. Who slipped a sliver of sperm in the poo mix? Vince: Orton....YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED Shane: I knew I should have waterproofed EVERYTHING and not just my bat.. Kane: This reminds me of my date with Katie Vick Kane: gimme kisses....gimme kisses RVD: I said PULL BACK...not LEAN BACK. That's it. No more Fat Joe for you. Cena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jun 27, 2006 19:23:27 GMT -5
Strangely enough, Pat Patterson invented this move. With another man. Johnny Nitro was still excited he got all of Christians old tights on the cheap. Trish: There's a ferret in your fro... Carlito: I know, his names Jesus. HEY! I just got that joke Conway told me! Kim Chee-Just remember, don't call him Samoa Joe. He hates that. Torrie Wilson wondered what happened to the extra pictures she took in the photographers van..... Edge is so heel he does run-ins on cardboard pictures. Charlie- IIIIII'mmmmmm nottttt TOUCHING YOU! Charlie-FOUND MY GUM! Lillian always picked the oddest times to sing the National Anthem. "I NEED THOSE TPS REPORTS NOW!" *sings*"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" HHH-S'aright? HHH's hand-S'aright. "This segment brought to you by Ex-lax, for when you gotta go, and you gotta go NOW!" Shane now realizes after so many real wrestlers jobbing to him over the years, that maybe Karma does exist. OH NO! BITTER BEER FACE! Shane: So this is what it's like to be trapped in Big Show's colon. Kane: Whoops, sorry folks, sometimes he manages to get out, I'll go put him back in the house. Kane: Made in China....... Even despite the excrutiating pain of the STFU, RVD still manages to entertain the fans with his Pop-eye impersonation. |
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