Jackaveli
AC Slater
You'rrrrre...WOOOO...fired
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Post by Jackaveli on Jun 27, 2006 19:25:21 GMT -5
AND THE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!!!! Wait...that's NEXT WEEK'S DX parody. Darnit
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jun 28, 2006 4:07:58 GMT -5
Boi-oi-oing! Superbrawl Saturday!!!
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Post by ajdynon on Jun 28, 2006 5:04:22 GMT -5
It looks like WWE Creative's efforts ARE useful for something, after all.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jun 28, 2006 10:42:01 GMT -5
MICKIE: "Yes, it's very abosrbant. Now let me up, please." (Sorry. That was all I could think of seeing that picture. ) "For just thirty cents a day, you can help push a mid carder into an undeserved championship status. Wont you call today?" TRISH: (Whispering) "...so in the next book, I heard that Snape kills Dumbledore..." CARLITO: (Tearing up) "...that's not cool." SINGALONG: Bad Gimmick No.5! A little of Umaga in the ring A stereotypical valet, ooh that stings A little bit of squashing, oh that's fun By Survivor Series, his push is doneAvailable on Stand Back Records EDGE: "This isn't a magazine! It's just the cover! You lied! You're a big, fat phoney!" LILLIAN: (Thinking to herself) "...why do I smell jobber all of a sudden? What's up with that? Viscera and Val are in the ring so...uh oh...." HHH: (Ala Richard Dawson) "We're lookin' for "Spoofs that run too long", top five answers are on the board. Shawn?" HBK: "This one?" HHH: "Show me....this one!" DING, DING, DING! This time they didn't forget the gravy(A Looney Tunes reference. If you know, you'll laugh) SHANE: "You've got your chocolate in my peanut butter." VINCE: "I've got my chocolate everywhere, you ASS! FAKE KANE: "But I don't WANNA go to ECW! I wanna stay in the WWE!" KANE: "Sorry, you're done, champ." KANE: (to mask) "Total shot in the dark, but, you wanna do something sometime?"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2006 11:48:19 GMT -5
Trish: "Yes, they're real. And, they're spectacular!" "Ni-tro-o-o-o! Ni-tro-o-o-o! At last, you're on your own!" Trish: "Mike Awesome called, he wants his leisure suit back." Estrada always keeps a few hot dogs in his pocket for when Umaga gets hungry during the ring entrance. Both men are appalled after watching the Brooke Hogan video. Torrie: "Todd, that girl is so cute. Who is it?" Edge showed his disgust at having Torrie's head pasted onto his body. I had no idea how bad the last divorce had aged Charlie Sheen. Screech will do anything to try and save his home. Triple H (to hand): Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me, 'cause I'm the only one standing here!" Pick out the guy who's lactose intolerant, win a free wheel of cheese. Shane: "It's my ninth sick day this semester. Getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'll probably have to barf up a lung; so I better make this one count." Apparently Barney Fife never made it to save poor Sheriff Taylor. Where will you be when you run out of Depends Undergarments? Kane: "I just bought you a toy last week." Little Kane: "But I want that one!" Kane: "Remember the time when people feared us? Ah, those were the days." Cena: "Don't you dare..." RVD: "I'm gonna make it hurt. You used to team with Bull Buchanan." Cena: "No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 28, 2006 11:58:52 GMT -5
Kane is upset that there are no holes to sodomize in the mask.
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Post by jrody is a Kondo mark on Jun 28, 2006 20:33:40 GMT -5
I can't say anything that hasn't already been said about this one Neither Cena nor RVD expected the surprise drug test to happen in the middle of a match.....and in colonoscopy form
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Post by phentari on Jun 28, 2006 23:19:35 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...and STILL Air Guitar Champeen of the WORLD...Johnny Nitro!" Carlito: Okay, Carlito is with you on the trampoline thing, but the bit involving live chickens? Thass not cool. Snap into a Slim Jim! "Dammit, Kim Chee, I'm a trained Shakespearean Actor! I've played the Royal Albert Hall! The critics raved over my Othello!" "Yeah, yeah, now paddle your belly...we're on camera."
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