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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 27, 2011 16:40:26 GMT -5
No groin shots either. I'd go for the eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 16:43:07 GMT -5
Throat or the nose. Not fun to be on the receiving end of an attack to either.
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 27, 2011 16:45:17 GMT -5
The knees. Nothing's worse than popping a knee out of place.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 27, 2011 16:45:30 GMT -5
 The ear. Scrumptious. |
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Feb 27, 2011 16:47:28 GMT -5
It wouldn't be dirty, but a downward cheapshot to the bridge of the nose.
Assuming time slowed down enough for me to land a clean shot.
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Feb 27, 2011 16:51:47 GMT -5
hit them with a banjo
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Post by Alucard on Feb 27, 2011 16:52:51 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 27, 2011 17:01:57 GMT -5
A banjo? Where's he going to get a banjo |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 27, 2011 17:04:11 GMT -5
A kidney shot.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 27, 2011 17:05:08 GMT -5
A banjo? Where's he going to get a banjo I don't know, but I saw a guy get hit with a banjo and he went down. |
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Post by Alucard on Feb 27, 2011 17:06:09 GMT -5
A banjo? Where's he going to get a banjo I think one posts here. He'd probably be down. |
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Post by Square on Feb 27, 2011 17:08:13 GMT -5
I'd go for the kidney, then a couple of knees to the head then follow up with just boots to the fallen head.
Then curb stomp.
Then arrested for murder.
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Post by Massive G on Feb 27, 2011 17:10:40 GMT -5
knee or shin area. Get something to bend slightly the wrong way, they stop thinking about protecting their face.
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Post by Young Game on Feb 27, 2011 17:23:41 GMT -5
Do they have stretched earlobes or dimple piercings?
It pains me to say it, but if so...I go for those first.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 27, 2011 17:35:34 GMT -5
A long time ago, here at The 'Crap, I posted a story about a fight after school. What I did was poured a bunch of salt into my pocket and stood outside with my hands in my pockets. Before the fight, I offered a handshake. His stupid ass accepted it and while the handshake was in place, I took my left hand out of my pocket with the salt, gave him the old 'how do ya do' and went on to beat his ass.
Who says watching pro wrestling isn't helpful?
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Post by Young Game on Feb 27, 2011 17:40:10 GMT -5
A long time ago, here at The 'Crap, I posted a story about a fight after school. What I did was poured a bunch of salt into my pocket and stood outside with my hands in my pockets. Before the fight, I offered a handshake. His stupid ass accepted it and while the handshake was in place, I took my left hand out of my pocket with the salt, gave him the old 'how do ya do' and went on to beat his ass. Who says watching pro wrestling isn't helpful? Dale Gribble approves. |
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Post by Cyno on Feb 27, 2011 17:48:02 GMT -5
Take clump of sand/dirt and throw it in their face.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 27, 2011 18:07:29 GMT -5
Stomp on their knee from standing. It's as painful as hell. I'd then just go for punches to the temple. Stiff kicks to the thigh are good too. I'm kinda short, so attacks to the legs usually take priority, then groin shots.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Feb 27, 2011 18:11:21 GMT -5
Grab him by the hair and mix it up between elbows to the face, and knees to the thigh. Throwing punches is just a good way to f*** up your hand, which is why I prefer elbows.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 27, 2011 18:13:00 GMT -5
Always go for the kidney area.
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