WWE Films Crappers Don't Want to See

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Kind of like how "The Man Show" Used to go that segment "Movies Guys Don't Want to See." Anyway here's some:

Jerry Lawler in... "My Lunch With Lawler"
Andy Kaufman is back in this spin off of his 1983 film "My Breakfast With Blassie." However, with the handicap of being dead for 26 years, the movie will just feature Jerry Lawler sitting on top of a coffin at a Denny's. Critics will go mad debating whether or not a direct sequel featuring Blassie's coffin in lieu of Lawler would be more entertaining.

Jack Swagger in..."Spread Eagle"
Jack Swagger is the coach for the wrestling team of a recreational youth center. Tragedy hits when the conglomerate, Grizzly Energy threatens to foreclose on the youth center due to lack of payment. Swagger than must pose "Spread Eagle" for Playgirl Magazine in this heartwarming tearjerker.

Matt Hardy gets naked in..."Matt Hardy Gets Naked"
With the predicted success of "Spread Eagle" WWE is quickly cashing in with this direct to DVD follow-up. Debate whether it is a worked-shoot or not as Matt rambles on NAKED! Watch Matt drink a fifth of vodka with fellow WWE alumnus Gregory Helms NAKED! Gaze at Matt preparing for his in-ring return as he eats a sack of grapes NAKED!

[Metalheadbanger Man]

Vladimir Kozlov in....KOZLOVIN'! Vladimir plays a Russian gigolo, and gets guidance from Santino. Its like Deuce Bigalow, but 10x worse.

Sheamus in...DUBLIN OVER! After a heatwave hits Ireland, Sheamus returns home for the holidays, but blinds everyone with his whiteness, causing much slapstick hilarity.

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The Erotic Adventures of Mae Young

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Nikki and Brie Bella in "Sister, Sister THE MOVIE"

Co-starring Daniel Bryan Danielson as Roger the annoying short neighbor who gives the Bellas a love potion to make them fall in love with them.

[fw91]

D4, The Mighty Ducks: The Little Ringer: staring Joshua Jackson, Emilo Estevez and Hornswoggle . The final chapter of the mighty ducks saga takes place 15 years after we last saw the ducks triumphant over the Eden Hall varsity team. Charlie Conway is down on his luck after coming to the realization that he sucks, and has no future as a pro hockey player. while mnneapolis is still under the legacy of bombay. He abandons hockey forever as a result, wanting no more memories, of the ducks and past golry days of his youth. Bombay comes back to town and sees the mess Charlie has become and offers him a job as the new coach for USA in the junior good will games. He accepts because he needs the payday. However there is a problem. There are no more promising youths to play for him, as there seems to be a lack of interest in hockey for the new generation. He has a bunch of losers, and there are no more duck teamates to help him. Goldberg has took over his family deli, Fulton and Portman have opened their tatto shop,"Bash Brothers Ink," Banks has moved on to the NHL. Wu went back to figure skating, Guy and Connie got married and are expecting their first child, and Averman is on tour as a stand up comic. Thus Charlie's only hope is to recruit a young Irish hockey superstar,(Hornsoggle) who wont get drafted because he is a little person. Thus Charlie disgusies him as a child, and switches his documentation to make him "American." Meanwhile Wolf "The Denitst Stanson" has not gotten over his loss years ago to the ducks of old. He has his best team since the days of Gunner Stahl, and Iceland looks as unstoppable as ever. Can Conway come over all of these odds, and win the gold? or will he be caught by the authorites? Dont miss this thrilling conclusion to an epic finale, as D4 hits theaters soon.

(Actually i would totally go see this.)

[dreamer75]

Dec 21, 2010 18:54:51 GMT -5 fw91 said:

D4, The Mighty Ducks: The Little Ringer: staring Joshua Jackson, Emilo Estevez and Hornswoggle . The final chapter of the mighty ducks saga takes place 15 years after we last saw the ducks triumphant over the Eden Hall varsity team. Charlie Conway is down on his luck after coming to the realization that he sucks, and has no future as a pro hockey player. while mnneapolis is still under the legacy of bombay. He abandons hockey forever as a result, wanting no more memories, of the ducks and past golry days of his youth. Bombay comes back to town and sees the mess Charlie has become and offers him a job as the new coach for USA in the junior good will games. He accepts because he needs the payday. However there is a problem. There are no more promising youths to play for him, as there seems to be a lack of interest in hockey for the new generation. He has a bunch of losers, and there are no more duck teamates to help him. Goldberg has took over his family deli, Fulton and Portman have opened their tatto shop,"Bash Brothers Ink," Banks has moved on to the NHL. Wu went back to figure skating, Guy and Connie got married and are expecting their first child, and Averman is on tour as a stand up comic. Thus Charlie's only hope is to recruit a young Irish hockey superstar,(Hornsoggle) who wont get drafted because he is a little person. Thus Charlie disgusies him as a child, and switches his documentation to make him "American." Meanwhile Wolf "The Denitst Stanson" has not gotten over his loss years ago to the ducks of old. He has his best team since the days of Gunner Stahl, and Iceland looks as unstoppable as ever. Can Conway come over all of these odds, and win the gold? or will he be caught by the authorites? Dont miss this thrilling conclusion to an epic finale, as D4 hits theaters soon.

(Actually i would totally go see this.)

Sadly I would too, damn you nostalgia!!!!