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Post by waluigi on Dec 1, 2010 15:35:45 GMT -5
It could be from anybody. Even Vickie Guerrero.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 1, 2010 15:38:46 GMT -5
Paraphrase, HHH-CM Punk, Smackdown, January 2010:
HHH- "Straight-edge, that'd be fine if you didn't look like you've just come off a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse"
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 1, 2010 15:38:47 GMT -5
Anything Douchetista said. It was all gold.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 1, 2010 15:43:33 GMT -5
The internet is ruining my life!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 1, 2010 15:44:11 GMT -5
"I HATE YOU BATISTA!" "I hate you too!"
"GIMME MAH SPOTLIGHT"
"Go back to Toronto!" "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
"Shut up, you got a mask on!"
"I hate you Heath Slater! I hate you!"
"He'll go back to work at Wendy's... As the chick from Wendy's!"
"Alternative way of thinking."
"It starts now... Right this moment... At this point in time... Now it will begin..."
"The genesis of McGillicutty"
"I don't know if I should breastfeed you!"
"Double Double Universe, let me entertainment you."
"What is llama?"
And of course...
"What is a mustache? Haha. A little bit of hair grown over the upper lip. I don't have one. Nobody here has one. But a mustache is for a REAL man. Out of all these people here, my mustache is the best of them all. And give me a couple days, and I'll have a nice, thick mustache. But none of these BOYS here will ever have one." (...yes, I did just recite that from memory. I'm slightly embarrassed that I know almost the whole thing word for word...)
Yeaaaah most of the quotes that are memorable to me are from NXT. Lololol
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 1, 2010 15:44:48 GMT -5
It'd be like a Great White shark patrolling an empty butthole.
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Post by Allan Rivera on Dec 1, 2010 15:45:43 GMT -5
Everything CM punk has said, All of it. "He stole my car twice!"
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 1, 2010 15:46:48 GMT -5
OH GOD HOW COULD I FORGET.
"Croft and Barreta were telling me about how they were flying kites yesterday. When I asked them about it, they told me 'Chicks Dig Kites'."
And
"Hawkins says Trent's victory was a fluke. I told that to Barreta, and he said 'No it wasn't.'"
...Okay, so that one isn't nearly as funny when you're not hearing him say it, but it was hilarious at the time.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 1, 2010 15:47:42 GMT -5
It'd be like a Great White shark patrolling an empty butthole. HOW COULD I FORGET
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Post by DamnYankee on Dec 1, 2010 15:47:50 GMT -5
"SPEAR, SPEAR, SPEAR!!!"
-Michael Cole, sarcastically, after a Kaitlyn spear on NXT3
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Dec 1, 2010 15:52:05 GMT -5
And look at this little fella. Who ate all the pies?
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 1, 2010 15:54:03 GMT -5
If you gonna fight, make it a fight, and if you wanna win........make it a win.
-Titus O'Neil
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Post by greeby on Dec 1, 2010 15:54:16 GMT -5
"YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!" *spit* *head kicked in*
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 1, 2010 15:56:48 GMT -5
Some I remember...
"I'm more of a Craigslist guy myself."
"Is he under the influence?"
"OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS! OCOTOPUS!"
"You spilled my diet soda!"
"Talking to you is like eating mashed potatoes!"
"And John....JOHN! ....You khant see me!"
"...THESE TWO SLUTS..."
"FINALLY, INTERNET JUSTICE!"
"You're not funny. Nobody likes you."
"And then when I'm done...I'm going to go out and have a BEER."
"Duct Tape are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 15:58:03 GMT -5
When the little kid kept on saying Mr. King after the first Nexus attack.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 15:59:09 GMT -5
Batista's going away rant about how the WWE would be bankrupt in a month after he left.
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Post by Marvelis on Dec 1, 2010 15:59:17 GMT -5
"I beat you, I beat you, you beat me, WE BEAT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!"
"Injustice is something we shouldn't be cheering for."
"You think you got the it factor? Well, put 2 letters in front of it and you get exactly what I think of you."
"I've seen The Great Khali move around the ring with more poise than you."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 16:00:59 GMT -5
"Shut up, you got a mask on!" This is the quote of the year. I sometimes say this to my friends.
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Post by Wolfaga on Dec 1, 2010 16:02:00 GMT -5
"Looks like he's dressed for court"
"BASTARDS, BASTARDS, BASTARDS!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 16:02:42 GMT -5
Also.
Orton: "STOOPID! STOOPID! STOOPID!"
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