Post funny quotes from WWE bio pages

[BigJerichool222]

Here are some rather interesting quotes I found on JTG's....

due to the 2009 WWE Draft, JTG is a street-tough Brooklyn brawler both in and out of the ring.

After pounding their way all over Monday night, the 2009 WWE Draft brought Cryme Tyme to SmackDown, where they quickly began to unload

[The Tank]

Somebody dig up the "big deal, fairly quick" pic, stat!

[strykerdarksilence]

...those JTG ones have to be a rib right?

[BigJerichool222]

Dec 19, 2010 19:07:28 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Somebody dig up the "big deal, fairly quick" pic, stat!

A for JTG, there are more to the quotes. But the first one doesn't make ANY goddamn sense.

Whether he’s starring in videos that parody racial stereotypes or destroying the competition as part of SmackDown's as part of Cryme Tyme, due to the 2009 WWE Draft, JTG is a street-tough Brooklyn brawler both in and out of the ring.

After pounding their way all over Monday night, the 2009 WWE Draft brought Cryme Tyme to SmackDown, where they quickly began to unload their action-packed mixture of mayhem and mischief onto Friday nights.

[EJS]

Upon her return, the relentless Phoenix proved that her newly acquired titanium jaw had only fueled her hunger for gold.

[SassovsHart]

Justin Gabriel:

This former season one WWE NXT competitor is full of purity, goodness and passion.

The attacks by The Nexus on Raw General Managers, Superstars and WWE Legends would almost always be topped off with Justin Gabriel's lethal 450 splash.

[EJS]

Evan Bourne:

He went on to become the vice president of sales and marketing for a small mailbox company in St. Louis. But, during his time, his company allowed all the time he wanted to travel and train. They knew, as did he, that his destiny lay in the ring.

[SassovsHart]

The last graduate of the Dungeon before the renowned facility closed its doors, Kidd was able to learn the teachings of the legendary Stu Hart, who constantly told him to "show his guts." That's exactly what he does in the ring and with his unique hairstyle.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Dec 19, 2010 18:51:18 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

After pounding their way all over Monday night, the 2009 WWE Draft brought Cryme Tyme to SmackDown, where they quickly began to unload

Paging Dr. Freud.

[BigJerichool222]

From the moment Drew McIntyre entered the realm of the squared circle, he made his intentions very clear to the WWE Universe – plow over anyone he feels like

[percymania]

Ah, so THAT'S where that Del Rio quote came from.