Post by Jeremy on Dec 20, 2010 4:41:18 GMT -5
FSin's RAW thread title inspired me to write this as my RAW preview for my other forum. Thought it would be appreciated here
Twas the RAW before Christmas, when all through the show
No Zack Ryder was mentioned, you're kidding me bro.
Michael Cole wearing a fine suit made with great care,
In hopes that his dream man, The Miz soon would be there.
Husky Harris in a medical facility laying in bed,
Cause John Cena hit a home run against Husky's head.
And Bellas in short skirts, King offering them a seat on his lap,
Had just settled in to watch Daniel Bryan make someone tap.
When out in the lot there arose such a clatter,
The crowd sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
Away to the back the cameras flew like a flash,
Threw open the doors, causing a thrash.
On a limo outside, light shone of a tire
"Who could that be?" the vintage one did inquire.
With some acceleration it moved and soon did steer,
"I guess we'll find out its coming out here".
With a agile young driver, not haggard nor bent,
We knew in a moment much money was spent.
More rapid than eagles the jeers did arise,
As the large Texan emerged from inside!
Boots so shiny, a hat so huge.
It was clear to those viewing this man was a scrooge.
"Are you people kidding me, this is absurd"!
You cheer this man, he's just a NERD"
"He's a vegan too" Michael Cole did exclaim
"He makes me so sick, I can't even say his name".
Closer to the ring, JBL did advanced.
Daniel Bryan meanwhile took up a defensive stance.
And then, "Not Him", Cole remarked from the booth
The prancing and rapping of a man called R-Truth.
"Yo, John, you acting like a ditz".
"E'rebody knows Daniel Bryan the hottest thing since grits"
In the ring, the three did stand off
"This is great television" CM Punk did scoff
"Daniel Bryan sucks, he's blander than Backlund"
At this moment, Bryan did some tacklin.
Locked in a submission, his suit colored burgundy
JBL tapped out, with very much urgency!
His eyes bugged wide, his mouth was agape,
The knots on his head swelling up to the size of a grape.
Soon the lights flickered, a noise it did ding.
This caused all action to cease in the ring
Cole stood up, smiling and gleeful,
He know had the attention of thousands of people!
"The GM has a message" Cole said with great consternation
"I will read to you now our leader's epic proclamation"
"JBL, if you would so kindly please remove your hat and your coat"
"You are in action next against Daniel Bryan" End Quote
JBL threw off his Stetson, puffed out his chest
Proclaimed "You can't make me" in an act of protest.
The lights flickered again and The GM did retort.
"If you do not, I will see you in court"
He spoke not a word, went to the ring, head held quite low,
Prompted by the referee, he confirmed he was ready to go.
A lockup did commence, the match had began
Hope gone from his eyes, it was clear JBL had no game plan!
He sprang to the ropes, utter dread in his eyes,
Knocked down to the ground with two hard kicks to his thighs.
No sympathy from the crowd, for he brought it on himself
JBL knew he was going back on the shelf
All through the Universe, arose the holiday joy
The spirit of Santa, filled every girl, every boy.
The last thing they heard was Justin Roberts scream out in awe
Merry Christmas everyone and see you next RAW
Twas the RAW before Christmas, when all through the show
No Zack Ryder was mentioned, you're kidding me bro.
Michael Cole wearing a fine suit made with great care,
In hopes that his dream man, The Miz soon would be there.
Husky Harris in a medical facility laying in bed,
Cause John Cena hit a home run against Husky's head.
And Bellas in short skirts, King offering them a seat on his lap,
Had just settled in to watch Daniel Bryan make someone tap.
When out in the lot there arose such a clatter,
The crowd sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
Away to the back the cameras flew like a flash,
Threw open the doors, causing a thrash.
On a limo outside, light shone of a tire
"Who could that be?" the vintage one did inquire.
With some acceleration it moved and soon did steer,
"I guess we'll find out its coming out here".
With a agile young driver, not haggard nor bent,
We knew in a moment much money was spent.
More rapid than eagles the jeers did arise,
As the large Texan emerged from inside!
Boots so shiny, a hat so huge.
It was clear to those viewing this man was a scrooge.
"Are you people kidding me, this is absurd"!
You cheer this man, he's just a NERD"
"He's a vegan too" Michael Cole did exclaim
"He makes me so sick, I can't even say his name".
Closer to the ring, JBL did advanced.
Daniel Bryan meanwhile took up a defensive stance.
And then, "Not Him", Cole remarked from the booth
The prancing and rapping of a man called R-Truth.
"Yo, John, you acting like a ditz".
"E'rebody knows Daniel Bryan the hottest thing since grits"
In the ring, the three did stand off
"This is great television" CM Punk did scoff
"Daniel Bryan sucks, he's blander than Backlund"
At this moment, Bryan did some tacklin.
Locked in a submission, his suit colored burgundy
JBL tapped out, with very much urgency!
His eyes bugged wide, his mouth was agape,
The knots on his head swelling up to the size of a grape.
Soon the lights flickered, a noise it did ding.
This caused all action to cease in the ring
Cole stood up, smiling and gleeful,
He know had the attention of thousands of people!
"The GM has a message" Cole said with great consternation
"I will read to you now our leader's epic proclamation"
"JBL, if you would so kindly please remove your hat and your coat"
"You are in action next against Daniel Bryan" End Quote
JBL threw off his Stetson, puffed out his chest
Proclaimed "You can't make me" in an act of protest.
The lights flickered again and The GM did retort.
"If you do not, I will see you in court"
He spoke not a word, went to the ring, head held quite low,
Prompted by the referee, he confirmed he was ready to go.
A lockup did commence, the match had began
Hope gone from his eyes, it was clear JBL had no game plan!
He sprang to the ropes, utter dread in his eyes,
Knocked down to the ground with two hard kicks to his thighs.
No sympathy from the crowd, for he brought it on himself
JBL knew he was going back on the shelf
All through the Universe, arose the holiday joy
The spirit of Santa, filled every girl, every boy.
The last thing they heard was Justin Roberts scream out in awe
Merry Christmas everyone and see you next RAW
