mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 14, 2010 15:53:11 GMT -5
Why does he never lose? In his feud with Chavo he barely even got hit, never mind pinned, and now it looks like this God-awful "comedy" series with the Eagle will be the same.
Surely the point of getting ANY interest in angles or stories is the idea that the good guy might not win? He makes HHH and Mysterio look like jobbers in comparrison.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 14, 2010 15:57:48 GMT -5
I blame his giant little person ass.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Dec 14, 2010 16:08:02 GMT -5
Because "entertainment" or something.
And this angle (if you can even call it that) means nothing. And if Hornswoggle were to get the crap kicked out of him, it'd probably invoke something closer to the reaction WWE believes they'd get if John Cena weren't on television every single week.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 14, 2010 16:14:22 GMT -5
Because King Kong Bundy's no longer around?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2010 16:30:37 GMT -5
I want to see the Big Show throw him like a football
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2010 17:33:27 GMT -5
The only person I can think of who's actually gotten a three-count on Hornswoggle is of all people Ted DiBiase.
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Post by bob on Dec 14, 2010 17:41:52 GMT -5
to be fair Ziggler put him ont he self for a whlie with the sleeper, but I can't remmeber if they were feuding
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 14, 2010 17:58:38 GMT -5
I miss Finlay abusing him as a weapon.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 14, 2010 18:00:22 GMT -5
to be fair Ziggler put him ont he self for a whlie with the sleeper, but I can't remmeber if they were feuding it was a match,hornswoggle won by count ount when he headbutted ziggler using a helmet. Ziggler attacked him afterwards |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 14, 2010 18:12:36 GMT -5
I think the better question is why does he have feuds? |
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Post by 8-BitAssassin on Dec 14, 2010 18:35:16 GMT -5
Ever since DX broke up, HHHornswoggle has been hell bent on burying everyone. He's out of control! He won't put any of the younger lower midcard comedy acts over! Internet raaaaaaaaaage!
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Dec 14, 2010 18:40:18 GMT -5
honestly, he has not buried anybody that bad, chavo is an exception, but he was going to be a jobber anyway
Ziggler actually beat him on their feud without any sort of payoff, and the miz destroyed him
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Post by jkfcsf on Dec 15, 2010 0:34:34 GMT -5
The only person I can think of who's actually gotten a three-count on Hornswoggle is of all people Ted DiBiase. I believe The Hart Dynasty also beat him and Khali in a tag match on the Viewer's Choice Raw, with Hornswoggle taking the pin. To the topic question, this sums it all up for me: I think the better question is why does he have feuds? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2010 11:07:31 GMT -5
honestly, he has not buried anybody that bad, chavo is an exception, but he was going to be a jobber anyway Ziggler actually beat him on their feud without any sort of payoff, and the miz destroyed him And let's not forget JBL giving him a Last Call at the cage wall. God, that was awesome. |
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Post by Pseudonym on Dec 15, 2010 11:36:35 GMT -5
honestly, he has not buried anybody that bad, chavo is an exception, but he was going to be a jobber anyway Ziggler actually beat him on their feud without any sort of payoff, and the miz destroyed him And let's not forget JBL giving him a Last Call at the cage wall. God, that was awesome. Lets also not forget the time he got pedigreed. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 15, 2010 11:48:39 GMT -5
Because the WWE Laws of Biology say this : Midgets = Little Children.
And we can't have anybody hitting a child. Even when that child is damn near 30.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 15, 2010 12:28:28 GMT -5
Comedy matches. That's why he never loses. It's not like Chavo Guerrero or the Swagger Soaring Eagle were on Main Event pushes or anything.
That said, I could watch that .gif of Miz shooting him with a t-shirt cannon in the junk over and over and over again.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 15, 2010 12:42:06 GMT -5
Because it's allegedly good for business making it impenetrable to any halfway decent critiscism. Personally I think he'd do really well in a three way dance with Haku and Necro Butcher.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 15, 2010 12:57:41 GMT -5
Because it's allegedly good for business making it impenetrable to any halfway decent critiscism. Personally I think he'd do really well in a three way dance with Haku and Necro Butcher. Throw in New Jack and make it a 4 way. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 15, 2010 13:00:28 GMT -5
Who has actually beat Hornswoggle anyway?
William Regal made him tap out in KOTR
Ted Di Biase (I honestly can't remember this but someone mentioned it earlier in the thread)
Miz and Morrison have one or two wins over him in tag matches against him and Finlay
Anyone else?
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