WWE wrestler Christmas songs.

[Snowman]

Deck the halls with Hardcore Holly Tra la la la la la la la

Once in Royal Dave Batista's city.

Johnny the Bull Stamboli, had a very shiny nose.



Any suggestions?

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

Try to make "The Game" sound like "Deck the Halls" by Twisted Sister.

[deancubed]

I'mmm dreaming.... of a whiiiiiite Sheaaaamusssss!
Just like the kind I see on RAW...
With no pops like crickets, and kids buy tickets,
To see a celtic warrior brawl...

[deancubed]

Here comes Cody Rhodes
Here comes Cody Rhodes
Right down Smackdown's ramp
He's got a bag that's filled with combs
And a portable makeup lamp!
He doesn't like it, when you punch him
In his beautiful mug
He'll teach everyone how to be dashing
All while acting smug!

[deancubed]

Come, they told me pa-rumpumpum-pum
A spanish king to see pa-rumpumpum-pum
He'll hit the six one nine pa-rumpumpum-pum
Pint-size but he'll be fine pa-rumpumpum-pum, rumpumpum-pum, rumpumpum-pummmmm

[Beets by Schrute]

I can see Masters actually doing this: ;D

[deancubed]

Siiiilent crowd
Siiiilent crowd
No one cares
No one loud
With Tamina they come to the ring
But we'd rather hear Santino sing
Back to Florida you gooooooo
No one liiikes the Usoooos


EDIT: I could do this ALL DAY

[BorneAgain]

Mick Foley:

[Son of a Pregnant Dog]

Ring the (damn) bell!
Ring the (damn) bell!
Ring it all the way...
Oh what fun
to screw Bret Hart
on a November Montreal Day

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

Flair's clothes roasting on an open fire...

[MrBRulzOK]

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better mark out, I'm telling you why!
John Cena is cleaning house

He's making of list of guys to job out.
Think he's gonna win
well there's no doubt
John Cena is cleaning house.

You can't see him when he's winning.
You know he'll seal your fate.
He knows how to adjust your attitude
So don't be a smark for goodness sake!

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better mark out, I'm telling you why!
John Cena is cleaning house

[sebulba]

Dec 5, 2010 21:09:56 GMT -5 Son of a Pregnant Dog said:

Ring the (damn) bell!
Ring the (damn) bell!
Ring it all the way...
Oh what fun
to screw Bret Hart
on a November Montreal Day

WINNAH!!

[Rocket N. Nine]

Deck the Cole with fists of fury
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
Beat him 'til his vision's blurry
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
Pound him now with royal flurries
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
King, you make us haters giddy
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow

[Square]

If I had time I would try and change the words of Jingle Bells to wrestlers ala Danny Baker

[YellowJacketY2J]

All I want for Christmas
Are some new tag teams
Some new tag teams
I want to see new teams!
Gee, if I could only
Have some new tag teams,
Then some wrestlers could
BE PUSHED!

[foxy]

Randy the Red Nosed Wrestler.

[Bo Rida]

The bell rings
are you listening
In the ring she is wrestling
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Phoenix wonderland

Gone away is Jillian
here to stay is a new bird
She sings a love song
as we go along
walking in a Tamina wonderland

Later on we'll conspire
as we get Cena fired
To face unafraid the plans that we've made
walking in a nexus wonderland

In the new year we can build a new star
and pretend that he's not doink the clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister new star
until HHH holds him down

When he returns
ain't it thrilling
Though his entrance is chilling
We'll frolic and play
as he makes Kane pay
walking in a 'Taker wonderland
__________

Last Christmas they gave us Bret Hart
But within a few months he went away
This year, to save me from tears
I hope that there's nobody special

[Bub (BLM)]

I'm still laughing at "Deck the halls with Hardcore Holly".

[hassanchop]

And I don't want a lot for Christmas,
there is just one thing I need,
I don't care about the presentation
inside the ring
I just want to see someone get owned
more than you could ever know
Make my wish reality
All I want for Christmas is Destruscity

I don't want a lot for Christmas,
there is just one thing I need, (And I)
I don't care about the presentation
inside the ring
I don't need to walk to the Terrain of Testament
Find myself and use ellipses
Tassels won't get me foked
To find the Warrior inside me

I just want to see someone get owned
more than you could ever know
Make my wish reality
All I want for Christmas is Destruscity

I won't ask so much this Christmas
I won't even ask for more,(And I)
I will keep on waiting
Only to get stabbed with Candy canes by the Warrior

I will make a list and give it
While sitting on the lap of Jim Helliwig
I won't even stay awake
to hear the politics of the Clique
'Cause I just want to be there tonight
With Santa chained by the Warrior real tight
What's that white stuff on Santy?
All I want for Christmas is Destruscity

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH
A bunch kids are throwing rocks at
someone calling her inbred
Homeless people are happy
Orphans inside feel dead

And everyone is watching
weird stuff going in the ring
Santa Warrior won't you please stop
sitting by tree
won't you please stop using ellipses

I don't want a lot for Christmas,
there is just one thing I need,
I don't care about the presentation
inside the ring
I just want to see someone get owned
more than you could ever know
Make my wish reality
All I want for Christmas is Destruscity

[MiLB Fan]

A carol by Triple H:

In the ring I see my next opponent
He says I am holding others down
He says "put me over," I say "No, man!
"You gotta do the job when I'm in town!"