Raw Caption Thread for 6/12/06

[lildude8218]

Most of you may see 2 Kanes but I see a vase.



I love how they use all those camera tricks to make the 18 inch tall Fake Kane look 7 feet tall.



Everyone was upset at Macho Man Jr's treatement of this new Elizabeth.



An embarassing photo of Charlie Haas crying after scraping his knee.



No one was happy about the Pinata Filled With Breast Implants Match they were watching.



Here is a deleted scene from Total Recall...



Candice goes out of her way to prove that the referee's diaper is 50% more absorbant than the other brands.



That dog really needed a bath....now it's time for Chloe to get one too.



And to think he's bending that knee only weeks after surgery...



And there's a fractured arm for Triple H.



Triple H turns on Shawn Michaels for the 85th time by swallowing his head whole.



HHH: Hit our music!

*Monster Mash starts playing*

HBK: Uhhh.....just go with it!



Animal Planet presents a special on the Komodo Dragon.



Finally Umaga was trapped and put on display...hopefully he doesn't break free from his restraints.



Cena: *sings* We are a part of a Rhythm Nation!



*sings*

It's The Baby, The Immigrant, and The Guy on Mushrooms! (20 points to anyone who got that)



You could totally tell he was reading his lines off of his hand.

[Ass Dan]

TV Funhouse. Do I get my 20 points?

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

Damn ... beat me to it.

Aaahh!

[lildude8218]

You people should realize that I'm a heel and thus never pay up. SWERVE!

[algertman]

lildude8218 said:

You people should realize that I'm a heel and thus never pay up. SWERVE!

BAH GAWD KANG!

[Mad Johnny Maxx]

And this is Kane after two years on the Subway diet...and a mishap trying to toast a sub himself.



GOD...........DAMN.........THESE..........SYMPATHY PAINS!!!!!!!!



Don't worry, Torrie...a little more water and all those Gremlin eggs will be out of you in no time!



Chloe: Jeez...and she complains of me smelling bad when I'm wet.



Leeeeet's get ready to SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIT...AND REALLY DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!



Hey...Heidenriech ain't here anymore...CENA YOUTH REPRESENT!



PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...WHO NEED PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[bruteshot79]

Kane was ready for hot sex.

[Jiren]

Hasn't this been done before


I'm ready and waiting big boy


Charlie: here is a video titled "best bits of my career"
Lillian: I dont see anything


Charlie was having flashbacks from when the big boys stole his lunch money


Dammit Torrie your implant's popped out


Shawn: NOW THOSE!! are great buttocks


This months cover of gay times


Vince just saw the ratings for TNA


Umaga realises that the only way to finally get rid of duggan is with a stake through the heart

[Avalanche Alvarez]

MASKED KANE: (Whispering) "So I throw you off of the stage into the boxes? But you do that all the time!"
KANE: (Whispering) "That's the point! YOU are me!"
MASKED KANE: (Whispering) "This makes no sense! Uh oh, here comes Vince!"
KANE: "GRR! Evil...Raaaargh! See No Evil! Raaargh!"
MASKED KANE: "Umm...evil twin! Raaargh?"



CHARLIE: "...is Charlie Haas going to have to choke a ho?"



Super absorbant my ass! Look what she did! Come on!



HHH: "So I guy came up to me on the street the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks."
SHAWN: "So what did you do?"
HHH: "I bit him!"
SHAWN: (Whispering) "We're dying out here! Vamp!"



Bob Villa regreted starting a wrestling career after his new assistant Umaga attacked him and failed to "measure twice, cut once".



CENA: (Repeating to himself, choking back tears) "...they can't see me, they can't see me, they can't see me...."

[G✇JI☈A]

Lillian: Benoit is gonna be pissed when he discovers you stole his tights and cut them into shorts.