Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 16, 2011 11:56:58 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean. The only thing that slut better be doing is making Daddy his money I TOLD you you should have put him up against Blood instead of M.Well, I still have my reasons....
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 16, 2011 12:12:27 GMT -5
Quick work of my opponent this week. Sometimes, I just don't know if I'm being taken seriously for being the monster I am in the ring. It's alright though, with every week comes a new opportunity. This week, I have the opportunity to make an example out of someone who's been a thorn in the side of my respected colleague and fellow Nakatomi mentee, Evil M. That man is none other than The Boiler Room Brawler.
I've been instructed by Mr. Nakatomi himself to defeat you, at all means necessary, Brawler, and make no mistake about it, I do not like to let Mr. Nakatomi down. Now, I expect your tag team partner and co-champion Jonathan Michaels to make an appearance. Let the record show that I really don't want to embarrass the both of you, so it would be in your best interest if you fought me like a man, and not like some panzy, can't hack it lunatic.
I've got a whole bag of tricks, Boiler. I'll pick you apart with strikes, I'll stretch you out like a bungee cord, and when I see fit? I'll hit you with the long kiss goodnight. If you ask me, you've been so, so tired, for such a long, long time.
See you Monday, pal. So I am making waves.
Well come at me, BRB, with every trick you got, cuz I got only one trick that I ever need: my big, massive, pipe wrench!
See you on Monday, indeed!*BRB cackles*
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 16, 2011 14:20:06 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean. .... My god. Richlen, I never thought I would say this to you, but.... thank you. I've never laughed harder in my entire life when you said you could beat me at my own game. Thanks a lot.
Do you even know what your entering, kid? Your entering my neck of the woods. My personal playground of torture: Lodi's Rulz. Do you know what that means? It means that I control the match. I make the rules. That means that I can throw out disqualifications, countouts, submissions, or pinfalls. I can make pinfalls count anywhere. I can tack any stipulation I want to in this match. Did I mention I became The King Of Wrestlecrap under my own Rulz? Did I ever mention that I HAVE NEVER LOST UNDER MY OWN RULZ? Your entering a knife fight with no blade. You have a better chance of fighting Allison in a regular wrestling match then fighting me in my own territory. But yet, you'd probably enjoy it. It would have been your first time to ever touch a girl. How much to you pay Shaelin to hang around you anyway? 3 Twinkies and some Skittles? Let's face it: Your nothing. You make promise, after promise, after promise, AFTER PROMISE. But you never get the job done. Ever. I beat you in the KOW Tournament. I beat you in a KOW Tag Team Preview. And just recently, I fully purified WWCF into darkness, causing you in the process: To lose. You may be the Champion Of Honor, but you can never beat the god of hardcore at his own game. And believe me, this is going to be one fun little game, just the two of us.... and you won't escape. All the doors close and fade away. The lights dim down, and your surrounded in the dark. And somewhere around you, there I am, ready to cripple your spirits. Permanently.
So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Gus, welcome to your doom. Where you got nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nothing but: Lodi's Rulz.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 16, 2011 14:36:44 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean. .... My god. Richlen, I never thought I would say this to you, but.... thank you. I've never laughed harder in my entire life when you said you could beat me at my own game. Thanks a lot.
Do you even know what your entering, kid? Your entering my neck of the woods. My personal playground of torture: Lodi's Rulz. Do you know what that means? It means that I control the match. I make the rules. That means that I can throw out disqualifications, countouts, submissions, or pinfalls. I can make pinfalls count anywhere. I can tack any stipulation I want to in this match. Did I mention I became The King Of Wrestlecrap under my own Rulz? Did I ever mention that I HAVE NEVER LOST UNDER MY OWN RULZ? Your entering a knife fight with no blade. You have a better chance of fighting Allison in a regular wrestling match then fighting me in my own territory. But yet, you'd probably enjoy it. It would have been your first time to ever touch a girl. How much to you pay Shaelin to hang around you anyway? 3 Twinkies and some Skittles? Let's face it: Your nothing. You make promise, after promise, after promise, AFTER PROMISE. But you never get the job done. Ever. I beat you in the KOW Tournament. I beat you in a KOW Tag Team Preview. And just recently, I fully purified WWCF into darkness, causing you in the process: To lose. You may be the Champion Of Honor, but you can never beat the god of hardcore at his own game. And believe me, this is going to be one fun little game, just the two of us.... and you won't escape. All the doors close and fade away. The lights dim down, and your surrounded in the dark. And somewhere around you, there I am, ready to cripple your spirits. Permanently.
So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Gus, welcome to your doom. Where you got nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nothing but: Lodi's Rulz. Did you just say that there probably WILL be no rules?! GREAT! I tend to thrive quite well when the rulebook gets set on fire before being launched out the window. That is how I became Champion Of Honor, and that's how I will likely have to retain it in a couple of weeks.
Now, seeing as you're so willing to bring up the KOW tournament, I am willing to bring up a few other things as well.
We have been part of this company for the same length of time. During that time, I was, for a time, one-half of the World Tag Team Champions. Naitch and I were the ones who ended the long reign of Blood an Stone. A couple of months later, I won the Championship of Honor in an "I Quit" Match.
You? You had that match for the WWCF World Championship against the man who held it longer than anyone else. AND YOU LOST. Richlen 2, Lodi 1.
You can gloat about this match being YOUR "Rulz" all you want, but at the end of the day, as per the usual, it is MY Machine Shop. And few are the days when one invades my Machine Shop and comes out unscathed.
And seeing as you happened to bring up our respective valets, I do believe somebody has a bit of a message for the two of you.Shaelin walks in frame with a trash can, throws it at the camera, knocking it over, and leaves. Richlen crouches down in front of the overturned camera. Next week, Lodi, you are going to be in for an EXTREMELY ugly surprise.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 16:41:12 GMT -5
So, Caleb wants to run from me before our match like the baby he is....Thats fine, will make this an even easier victory then it already should be. As for Seth, let him do his worst.....Theres nothing he can do thats a surprise anymore. Hes almost as predictable as the Final Destination series.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 16, 2011 17:03:30 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com and we're here talking to-
Caleb Fourchon: Ah want to talk about ticks.
Ticks? Like the insect?
Little bit. Whut it called when you say one thing to mean anudder?
A symbol?
Nuh-uh.
An analogy?
Nope.
A metaphor?
*Caleb nods* Dat de word: metaphor. Ah here to talk about big, bloated tick metaphor CageKing. He leechin off mah career, tryin to bleed me dry.
I assume this is in reference to your match next week with Cageking, where you will compete to become Number One Contender for the Inter Forum title, and a match against the current IF champion Bergman at the Wheel of Misfortune pay per view.
Yeah. Dat title mine by right. But that Grand Beede CageKing have to latch onto me durin mah moment of glory. It disgustin.
Caleb, you have to consider that CageKing is a former Inter Forum Champion himself, and never got his rematch after losing the title. Meanwhile, you lost your chance for the belt when Bergman defeated you at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
*getting angry* Ah didn't lose. Stoopid ref count me out, keepin me from whut was mine.
Caleb, being counted out is the same as losing, even when-
You know how to git rid of ticks, Neric?
- you're competing as a challenger in a championship match. Berg-
*takes hold of Fred's arm to shut him up* You grab him bah de head, yank him off you, and den squeeze him til he pop. And dat exactly whut Ah gonna do to Cageking next NiteRaw.
*pause*
We used to just burn ticks with a match.
*Caleb glares at Neric, swipes the microphone from him, and throws it away, forcing him to retrieve it*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 19:46:05 GMT -5
Well, well. Look who I get to face. The man who is primarily responsible for forcing Seth Drakin out of office. And it's supposed to be HIS rules, HIS match?!
Since day one, Lodi, I've wanted to get my hands on you for some reason or another. Initially, it was because you deprived me of my chance to become King of Wrestlecrap. Then it was because you joined the Pantheon. Now, my reasons are obvious.
Next week, I am going to show you and the Pantheon why I am the Xtreme Machine, the Champion of Honor, and the Lord Of The Machine Shop.
And after that, I think Shaelin and I are going to do a little "observing," if you know what I mean. .... My god. Richlen, I never thought I would say this to you, but.... thank you. I've never laughed harder in my entire life when you said you could beat me at my own game. Thanks a lot.
Do you even know what your entering, kid? Your entering my neck of the woods. My personal playground of torture: Lodi's Rulz. Do you know what that means? It means that I control the match. I make the rules. That means that I can throw out disqualifications, countouts, submissions, or pinfalls. I can make pinfalls count anywhere. I can tack any stipulation I want to in this match. Did I mention I became The King Of Wrestlecrap under my own Rulz? Did I ever mention that I HAVE NEVER LOST UNDER MY OWN RULZ? Your entering a knife fight with no blade. You have a better chance of fighting Allison in a regular wrestling match then fighting me in my own territory. But yet, you'd probably enjoy it. It would have been your first time to ever touch a girl. How much to you pay Shaelin to hang around you anyway? 3 Twinkies and some Skittles? Let's face it: Your nothing. You make promise, after promise, after promise, AFTER PROMISE. But you never get the job done. Ever. I beat you in the KOW Tournament. I beat you in a KOW Tag Team Preview. And just recently, I fully purified WWCF into darkness, causing you in the process: To lose. You may be the Champion Of Honor, but you can never beat the god of hardcore at his own game. And believe me, this is going to be one fun little game, just the two of us.... and you won't escape. All the doors close and fade away. The lights dim down, and your surrounded in the dark. And somewhere around you, there I am, ready to cripple your spirits. Permanently.
So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Gus, welcome to your doom. Where you got nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nothing but: Lodi's Rulz. Seems the rest of the Pantheon might be booked solid for the ppv, so how about you be the first who gets my vengeance. Unless of course the Garbage King fears being found face down in a gutter.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Jun 16, 2011 21:05:17 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll strolls through the WWCF arena's backstage area, taking a good look around the place* Could use a fresh lick of paint, but other than that... not much has changed around here. I wonder....
*Jay approaches a locker room, and pulls out a keychain. Inserting the key inside, the lock springs open and he walks right in, turning on the lights.* Just like I remember it. Hey, there's my robe... and my trunks.... and a crate of champagne... and all the products I reviewed... A bit dusty in here though. Whatever. They say you can't come home once you leave but, I'm here aren't I?
*Jay turns around and notices the cameraman focusing in on him talking.* Dude, scram, I'm not even back under contract yet and you're already hovering over me as if I'm important? Go seek someone else out, I've got things to do.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 21:21:02 GMT -5
Ah, so Caleb still thinks that he has a chance in winning....well I will let him live in his fantasy until I drop him on the mat. As for you Seth.....in the unlikely event that I lose, how bout' me and you go one on one.....seeing as thats the least you owe me for banning me from a world title match a while back.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 21:31:29 GMT -5
Ah, so Caleb still thinks that he has a chance in winning....well I will let him live in his fantasy until I drop him on the mat. As for you Seth.....in the unlikely event that I lose, how bout' me and you go one on one.....seeing as thats the least you owe me for banning me from a world title match a while back. Guess I will have to prove how WORTHLESS you are in my eyes, when it comes to you and me. Although after what I show you next week as my I4I, I don't know if you will be as enthusiastic about facing me, but then again.........I won't like what I'm doing either, but you and your rat friends left me no choice.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 21:46:26 GMT -5
Ah, so Caleb still thinks that he has a chance in winning....well I will let him live in his fantasy until I drop him on the mat. As for you Seth.....in the unlikely event that I lose, how bout' me and you go one on one.....seeing as thats the least you owe me for banning me from a world title match a while back. Guess I will have to prove how WORTHLESS you are in my eyes, when it comes to you and me. Although after what I show you next week as my I4I, I don't know if you will be as enthusiastic about facing me, but then again.........I won't like what I'm doing either, but you and your rat friends left me no choice. You want to call ME worthless? Seth, Seth, Seth....your the one who keeps on ending up on the wrong end of everything. At the end of it all, Me and the rest of The Pantheon are going to bury you down into the depths of hell.....Just Give Up Already
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 21:58:27 GMT -5
Guess I will have to prove how WORTHLESS you are in my eyes, when it comes to you and me. Although after what I show you next week as my I4I, I don't know if you will be as enthusiastic about facing me, but then again.........I won't like what I'm doing either, but you and your rat friends left me no choice. You want to call ME worthless? Seth, Seth, Seth....your the one who keeps on ending up on the wrong end of everything. At the end of it all, Me and the rest of The Pantheon are going to bury you down into the depths of hell.....Just Give Up Already I would love to go home and be happy, but what you did............I can not. I will go to hell and back and to the ends of the earth to get what I MUST have: REVENGE. Only after I have done with each of you, can I be happy. And only afterwards will you realize why I have named you WORTHLESS.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 22:02:42 GMT -5
You want to call ME worthless? Seth, Seth, Seth....your the one who keeps on ending up on the wrong end of everything. At the end of it all, Me and the rest of The Pantheon are going to bury you down into the depths of hell.....Just Give Up Already I would love to go home and be happy, but what you did............I can not. I will go to hell and back and to the ends of the earth to get what I MUST have: REVENGE. Only after I have done with each of you, can I be happy. And only afterwards will you realize why I have named you WORTHLESS. Look, its one thing to want to get revenge on us because of what we did....Thats already a broken record. What I want to know is where do you get off in calling me worthless. You should know by now after what you have seen me do in the ring that I a anything BUT worthless
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 22:15:27 GMT -5
I would love to go home and be happy, but what you did............I can not. I will go to hell and back and to the ends of the earth to get what I MUST have: REVENGE. Only after I have done with each of you, can I be happy. And only afterwards will you realize why I have named you WORTHLESS. Look, its one thing to want to get revenge on us because of what we did....Thats already a broken record. What I want to know is where do you get off in calling me worthless. You should know by now after what you have seen me do in the ring that I a anything BUT worthless You think your talent has anything to do with the name. No.........it has nothing. I call you worthless because after I am done with you.....after I have taken my revenge on you in this life or the next, you will look back at your potential and you will look at the consequences of your shortcut actions......you will realize that it wasn't WORTH it.
And don't think that because I am dealing with this scum in Cageking, that I have forgotten about the match this week. My three opponents (no offense) are like three blind mice. They are all blinded to what will happen this week on NiteRaw by what they want to accomplish at Wheel of Misfortune. You three are all zeroed in on gaining the world title several weeks from now, that you have forgotten a fourth opponent tonight who all he wants right now.................is a victory.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 16, 2011 22:21:23 GMT -5
I would love to go home and be happy, but what you did............I can not. I will go to hell and back and to the ends of the earth to get what I MUST have: REVENGE. Only after I have done with each of you, can I be happy. And only afterwards will you realize why I have named you WORTHLESS. Look, its one thing to want to get revenge on us because of what we did....Thats already a broken record. What I want to know is where do you get off in calling me worthless. You should know by now after what you have seen me do in the ring that I a anything BUT worthless Ignore this loser, Cage. He calls me "Hopeless", he calls you "Worthless", and he's probably got equally clever and inspired names for Colt, Johnny, and Lodi.
But look at his last match. He couldn't get the job done against Evil M--I mean, damn Seth, the one time you might've been actually useful, when you go on about how you're gonna break all of M's fingers, and that's the result? Shee-it, if that's the best you can do, forgive me for failing to quake in my boots!*Blood laughs* But wait, wait. After your loss, you were like "Oh, that mean ol' Evil M cheated! He used illegal tactics because he took the padding off a turnbuckle! Never mind that I rammed his head into that exposed turnbuckle immediately after! It's okay when I do it, because I'm Seth Drakin, damn it!"*Blood chuckles while shaking his head*
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 16, 2011 22:29:03 GMT -5
A note is waiting in the General's Locker room......It is lightly perfumed....it smells like.....Buttercream? Dear General.......He's gone mad with power. meet me in catering tonight....your life may depend on it....
~P. D. PWind up monkey: By god! BA's gone mad! We have to stop him.Wind up monkey: General you're not under my control anymore you can stop taking in plurals. What are you talking about?Wind up monkey: You just said "we have to stop him" The word "we" is a plural. I meant "we" as in us.Wind up monkey: Oh. Never mind then. Well let's go help Pinkie Pie. *BA is waiting for the General at Catering....upon spying the Wind-Up Monkey there's a nearly inperceptible twitch* General......Sorry for the subterfuge, the note however insisted you come alone.
Pinkie asked me to write you......literacy is sadly not generally a strong suit among ponies.
It's about.....HIM.
*Motions to the Tin Toy*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2011 22:45:45 GMT -5
Look, its one thing to want to get revenge on us because of what we did....Thats already a broken record. What I want to know is where do you get off in calling me worthless. You should know by now after what you have seen me do in the ring that I a anything BUT worthless Ignore this loser, Cage. He calls me "Hopeless", he calls you "Worthless", and he's probably got equally clever and inspired names for Colt, Johnny, and Lodi.
But look at his last match. He couldn't get the job done against Evil M--I mean, damn Seth, the one time you might've been actually useful, when you go on about how you're gonna break all of M's fingers, and that's the result? Shee-it, if that's the best you can do, forgive me for failing to quake in my boots!*Blood laughs* But wait, wait. After your loss, you were like "Oh, that mean ol' Evil M cheated! He used illegal tactics because he took the padding off a turnbuckle! Never mind that I rammed his head into that exposed turnbuckle immediately after! It's okay when I do it, because I'm Seth Drakin, damn it!"*Blood chuckles while shaking his head* You are hopeless because unlike the others who will feel sympathy for their actions, you have no hope of being anything more than a low-down scumbag deserving of every cruel consequence. Maybe in another life, you were Adolf Hitler or maybe in another life, you were Ted Bundy.
Truth be told that even after I am done with you, the Higher Power will make sure that you never know what true love is and you will die with no family, no friends, just ALONE!!!!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 17, 2011 7:25:53 GMT -5
The only thing that slut better be doing is making Daddy his money I TOLD you you should have put him up against Blood instead of M.Well, I still have my reasons.... See, the thing is you are kissing him for free, when you can come work for me and make some real money, bitch.
What you want, diamonds, furs, jewelry a nice car? Bitch, come work for me and I'll get you all of that.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 17, 2011 20:05:20 GMT -5
Wind up monkey: By god! BA's gone mad! We have to stop him.Wind up monkey: General you're not under my control anymore you can stop taking in plurals. What are you talking about?Wind up monkey: You just said "we have to stop him" The word "we" is a plural. I meant "we" as in us.Wind up monkey: Oh. Never mind then. Well let's go help Pinkie Pie. *BA is waiting for the General at Catering....upon spying the Wind-Up Monkey there's a nearly inperceptible twitch* General......Sorry for the subterfuge, the note however insisted you come alone.
Pinkie asked me to write you......literacy is sadly not generally a strong suit among ponies.
It's about.....HIM.
*Motions to the Tin Toy* Wind up Monkey: Dude.....let it go. Besdies.....I wasn't her first.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 18, 2011 14:28:04 GMT -5
*BA is waiting for the General at Catering....upon spying the Wind-Up Monkey there's a nearly inperceptible twitch* General......Sorry for the subterfuge, the note however insisted you come alone.
Pinkie asked me to write you......literacy is sadly not generally a strong suit among ponies.
It's about.....HIM.
*Motions to the Tin Toy* Wind up Monkey: Dude.....let it go. Besdies.....I wasn't her first. This isn't JUST about her.....What happens when the General actually gets hurt huh? Is he anyhting more than a vehicle to you? The Blaster to your Master?
Yeah Pinkie's part of this....but I've made peace with her indiscretions, and she with mine. The fact ofthe matter is this toy You've had a history of hurting people.
.....back in the past....I failed the General......I COST US THE TITLES.......I've been blami ng all the wrong people for MY mistakes.
The Challenge still stands though, you and me Monkey......at Wheel of Fortune, Mano a Mono.....Are you game?
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