Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 18, 2011 21:38:10 GMT -5
*A camera finds Ryan Bergman sitting in a chair backstage with the I-F title laying in front of him*
You know, I believe a wise man once said the following about life. "The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair." Now the man I talk about was attempting to rationalize deplorable action on his end, but there is no doubt that we could be talking about the current situations here in the WWCF
You see, we have 4 men with 4 entirly different goals and ways to meet those goals competing for the world title. One looks to continue his streak of uninterrupted power, another looks to regain what he's feels is his, a third looks only for vengeance and the fourth looks to prove that money can by anything you want. All four men will get there say in a match everyone of them has an equal shot to win. Seems quite fair to me.
Now, let's focus on my title for a minute. A title with much history behind and the same amount of pressure. You see, to some the I-F title may be the 2nd rate belt here, but I have and always will treat it like as an equal to the WWCF title. It was the first belt I challenged for, held by great friends like Above Average and M.O.P. And Now, I attempt to create my own lineage with this title.
But on Monday night, two men will battle for the right to face me at Wheel of Misfortune. Two men who have proven time and time again that they can compete on any level.
*Bergman pulls a quarter out of his pocket*
You see, the first competitor is the man I beat for this belt CageKing. True he works for a group I have no respect for in the Pantheon but he is a brave warrior in the squared circle. He may never had gotten his rematch with me and will be looking to prove that he is better than me
*Bergman turns the coin over*
On the flipside you have Caleb Fourchon. A man who took me to the limit at our last Pay-Per-View and nearly defeated me, if not for the count of a referee. He has been one of the toughest men I have ever faced and would be a worthy challenger to my throne, if only he finally broke away from Whitey and realized he could do it on his own.
*Bergman starts flipping the coin*
Is is then that these two men meet on Monday as the man I mentioned at the beginning with each man taking the chance and fate into their own hands. Choosing to compete against each other for a shot at me. And you want to know the best thing about it? They both have the same chance...
*Bergman flips the coin into the air and watches as it hits the ground. He picks it up showing one side says "Pride" and the other says "Faith"*
50-50
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 20, 2011 1:41:25 GMT -5
*We see Seth getting ready for his four corners match. Fred G. Neric comes in to interview.*
Fred: Tonight, you enter that ring with three men who will be in the main event at Wheel of Misfortune, but everyone wants to know if you can give any details on your big suprise.
Seth: Always nosy....always wanting the big scoop. I like that and that is why I always let you do my interviews. However, I can not give too much away about my big suprise as a magician never reveals his tricks. But I will give you some backstory.
You see for the last month, I have been threatening to kill every member of the Pantheon for what they did to my wife and what they did to my friends. Then I got a visit from my own brother, Corporal Dennis Drakin. He told me a few things and inspire some wisdom which is rare for a younger brother to give to an older brother.
He told me that if I continued on the path towards wanting death, I would never be happy.....even if I got what I wanted. You see, true happiness and vengeance comes at giving them something to remember you by. Scarring them, in a way. And that is what I intend to do. I intend to leave something for each member of the Pantheon to never forget. It may come in a physical scar or it may come in the countless therapy bills, but they won't forget what I do and they will regret what they did to cause their suffering.
I have used practice dummies to see if I can find what I am looking for and I found something.....something that had always been in my mind. An idea, if you will. But something that I thought I would never do because it would be too vile and the thought of doing it sickens me.
However it has to be done. I can take the sickening pain because I am one tough SOB. But what I can't live with, is knowing that those basterds did what they did to me...hurting me and then making me watch as they maim my wife....and let them go off scott free with zero consequences.
What I plan on doing, while it may hurt me, it is going to hurt them a hell of a lot worse.
Now I understand you may have more questions, however.......I really don't wish to bother you by giving the same old, same old answers to your other questions so let's do us both a favor and end this interview right now. I have said what I needed to say and you get something different to show.
*Fred thinks for a moment*
Fred: Thank you for your time
*Fred leaves as Seth continues to prepare.*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 20, 2011 18:00:49 GMT -5
*We see Seth getting ready for his four corners match. Fred G. Neric comes in to interview.* Fred: Tonight, you enter that ring with three men who will be in the main event at Wheel of Misfortune, but everyone wants to know if you can give any details on your big suprise.Seth: Always nosy....always wanting the big scoop. I like that and that is why I always let you do my interviews. However, I can not give too much away about my big suprise as a magician never reveals his tricks. But I will give you some backstory.
You see for the last month, I have been threatening to kill every member of the Pantheon for what they did to my wife and what they did to my friends. Then I got a visit from my own brother, Corporal Dennis Drakin. He told me a few things and inspire some wisdom which is rare for a younger brother to give to an older brother.
He told me that if I continued on the path towards wanting death, I would never be happy.....even if I got what I wanted. You see, true happiness and vengeance comes at giving them something to remember you by. Scarring them, in a way. And that is what I intend to do. I intend to leave something for each member of the Pantheon to never forget. It may come in a physical scar or it may come in the countless therapy bills, but they won't forget what I do and they will regret what they did to cause their suffering.
I have used practice dummies to see if I can find what I am looking for and I found something.....something that had always been in my mind. An idea, if you will. But something that I thought I would never do because it would be too vile and the thought of doing it sickens me.
However it has to be done. I can take the sickening pain because I am one tough SOB. But what I can't live with, is knowing that those basterds did what they did to me...hurting me and then making me watch as they maim my wife....and let them go off scott free with zero consequences.
What I plan on doing, while it may hurt me, it is going to hurt them a hell of a lot worse.
Now I understand you may have more questions, however.......I really don't wish to bother you by giving the same old, same old answers to your other questions so let's do us both a favor and end this interview right now. I have said what I needed to say and you get something different to show. *Fred thinks for a moment* Fred: Thank you for your time*Fred leaves as Seth continues to prepare.* Translation: Seth is gonna lose again, while the Wrestling Messiah becomes world champion by beating two losers at once.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 20, 2011 21:46:14 GMT -5
Wind up Monkey: Dude.....let it go. Besdies.....I wasn't her first. This isn't JUST about her.....What happens when the General actually gets hurt huh? Is he anyhting more than a vehicle to you? The Blaster to your Master?
Yeah Pinkie's part of this....but I've made peace with her indiscretions, and she with mine. The fact ofthe matter is this toy You've had a history of hurting people.
.....back in the past....I failed the General......I COST US THE TITLES.......I've been blami ng all the wrong people for MY mistakes.
The Challenge still stands though, you and me Monkey......at Wheel of Fortune, Mano a Mono.....Are you game?Wind up Monkey: You want a piece of me? Fine. You and me little man. In fact let's make this interesting. If I win Pinkie Pie comes with me and I you win....I leave. For good.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 21, 2011 1:29:20 GMT -5
(From WWCF.com)
In light of their recent performance in singles competition against Jonathan Michaels and the Boiler Room Brawler, Evil M & Vincent Van Agony are now the number one contenders for the WWCF Tag Team Championships. They will compete for the titles at Wheel Of Misfortune.
OOC: Blood will not be happy about this, as you'll see soon enough, but it isn't his call.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 21, 2011 2:11:03 GMT -5
So that's what you wanna do to all of us, Drakin? Since you strike me as the kind of guy who needs the obvious pointed out to you all the time: attacking an announcer is a whole lot easier than going after a wrestler. Never mind the GODS of the Pantheon!
If you think you're gonna intimidate me, or Colt, or CageKing, you're outta your mind! To say nothing of Johnny and Lodi--those two guys literally have NO fear!
I'm walking a tightrope here Seth, because on the one hand I want to put you back into retirement or shorten your career, but on the other hand I want to prove to everybody that your mouth is actually your asshole and that everything coming out of it is complete and utter shit. All that stuff about me being a coward and having no honor? Complete and utter bullshit, Seth
Which is why I'm stepping into that cage with you a week from now, alone. To prove you wrong, and to prove to everybody who believes in you that they're morons. While at the same time, I'll get to hurt you in ways that I couldn't in a normal match. Of course, you have a chance to hurt me just as badly. You--and your fanboys in the WWCF Galaxy--probably think I'm doomed, that it's suicide. Well, I haven't broken out this little gem in a while, so: underestimate me, motherf***er, I DARE you! Others have. They paid the price.
Yeah, I know that you pinned me at Survivor Team Challenge Series. But earlier tonight, I defeated Evil M, doing what you couldn't! Earning myself a shot at Richlen's Championship Of Honor.
Speaking of honor, I remember telling you that honor was for suckers a while back. Lately I've been rethinking that a little bit. Back when I said that, I was sick of losing. I wanted my hand raised in victory again, and I didn't care what I had to do to make that happen. But several months have passed since then, and now just having my hand raised isn't enough. I don't just care about winning any more. Winning's worth nothing if respect doesn't come with it. Similar to Viva last year, I don't just want to win, I want to prove to you that when it comes to beating you, I don't need to take shortcuts. That I don't need to rely on outside help. That I will. Not. RUN FROM YOU!
That while you may hate my guts, while you may think I'm an evil person, you damn well better respect my ability.
So next week, Drakin, the Blood Knight is going to beat you fairly and honorably...but also very brutally...
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 21, 2011 9:57:38 GMT -5
This isn't JUST about her.....What happens when the General actually gets hurt huh? Is he anyhting more than a vehicle to you? The Blaster to your Master?
Yeah Pinkie's part of this....but I've made peace with her indiscretions, and she with mine. The fact ofthe matter is this toy You've had a history of hurting people.
.....back in the past....I failed the General......I COST US THE TITLES.......I've been blami ng all the wrong people for MY mistakes.
The Challenge still stands though, you and me Monkey......at Wheel of Fortune, Mano a Mono.....Are you game? Wind up Monkey: You want a piece of me? Fine. You and me little man. In fact let's make this interesting. If I win Pinkie Pie comes with me and I you win....I leave. For good. Agreed......
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 11:33:06 GMT -5
Seth lost again and I finally proved what a skank his slag was.
Oh, and I, The Wrestling Messiah, pinned the world champion.
Sure you people don't want to join Whitey, Inc.?
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Post by hossfan on Jun 21, 2011 11:36:24 GMT -5
*In the Editing Room at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com and we're here talking with Caleb Fourchon, the current Number One Contender for the Inter Forum title. Caleb, why is it you specifically asked for us to interview you here?
Caleb Fourchon: To show you sumpthin. *he glares at a seated techie* Play it.
*An excerpt from Bergman's last promo is shown:*
*Caleb smiles triumphantly* Know whut dat mean, Neric? Bergman is scaired. He see me comin to take Inter Forum Title at de Wheel of Misfortune, and now he tryin to sweet talk me. Whut a crapon.
Caleb, I know Bergman fairly well. He's a long time veteran of the WWCF, and the last thing I would accuse him of being is a coward. I think he was just trying to compliment you for your skill in the ring, and that he sees you as a worthy opponent.
Why you got to make everthin so complicated, Neric? Fact: Ah had Bergman beat until ref count me out. Fact: Bergman try to keep me from rematch by siccin dat oaf CageKing on me so he kin become Number One Contender instead. Fact: now Bergman butterin me up, in hopes Ah go easy on him at Wheel of Misfortune. Now, here one more fact, Neric: Ah will beat Bergman fer de Inter Forum title in two weeks, no matter whut crazy conditions WWCF come up with to try and keep me from whut mine.
Caleb, I have to say, your facts, as you call them, are highly questionable. You lost yer first title match with Bergman fair and square. Cageking was entitled to a rematch for the Inter Forum belt, so he wasn't sicced on you by anybody, least of all Bergman. And there is no way after all that Bergman as been through in his career as a wrestler that he's afraid of facing you at Wheel of Misfortune. As for your last statement, we won't know whether that's true or not for another two weeks, but if I can take off my journalist's hat for a second and simply comment on this as a fan, I hope Bergman beats you pillar to post if only to knock some sense into you! *storms off*
*Caleb watches him go. There a long pause* Whut hat?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 11:43:39 GMT -5
*In the Editing Room at the Parts Unknown Arena* Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com and we're here talking with Caleb Fourchon, the current Number One Contender for the Inter Forum title. Caleb, why is it you specifically asked for us to interview you here?Caleb Fourchon: To show you sumpthin. *he glares at a seated techie* Play it.*An excerpt from Bergman's last promo is shown:* *Caleb smiles triumphantly* Know whut dat mean, Neric? Bergman is scaired. He see me comin to take Inter Forum Title at de Wheel of Misfortune, and now he tryin to sweet talk me. Whut a crapon.Caleb, I know Bergman fairly well. He's a long time veteran of the WWCF, and the last thing I would accuse him of being is a coward. I think he was just trying to compliment you for your skill in the ring, and that he sees you as a worthy opponent.Why you got to make everthin so complicated, Neric? Fact: Ah had Bergman beat until ref count me out. Fact: Bergman try to keep me from rematch by siccin dat oaf CageKing on me so he kin become Number One Contender instead. Fact: now Bergman butterin me up, in hopes Ah go easy on him at Wheel of Misfortune. Now, here one more fact, Neric: Ah will beat Bergman fer de Inter Forum title in two weeks, no matter whut crazy conditions WWCF come up with to try and keep me from whut mine.Caleb, I have to say, your facts, as you call them, are highly questionable. You lost yer first title match with Bergman fair and square. Cageking was entitled to a rematch for the Inter Forum belt, so he wasn't sicced on you by anybody, least of all Bergman. And there is no way after all that Bergman as been through in his career as a wrestler that he's afraid of facing you at Wheel of Misfortune. As for your last statement, we won't know whether that's true or not for another two weeks, but if I can take off my journalist's hat for a second and simply comment on this as a fan, I hope Bergman beats you pillar to post if only to knock some sense into you! *storms off* *Caleb watches him go. There a long pause* Whut hat? I told you, my erstwhile compatriot, that the deck is stacked against us
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 12:14:26 GMT -5
Seth: Ladies and gentleman, what happened last night was regrettable.
Originally, I had decided that Colt would be the one to recieve my I4I because he is the leader and you normally take the head off of the snake to kill him.
However, Jessie decided to do exactly what I warned him about. He thought that I planned on firing his ass, but no.......as he showed, firing his ass would be too good for him. So when he said what he said, he volunteered to take the first one.
Pantheon, you will all experience the same fate and Ryan Blood aka Hopeless, you might just be the first. Or Cageking at Wheel of Misfortune aka Worthless, you might be the first. Or it might be Lodi or Stone aka Filthy aka Guy who wishes he was Bret Como or it might actually be Colt aka Guilty. I don't like doing the move as it sickens me to see someone facedown in a pool of their own blood like that. But I have to do this to feel any happiness.
It's typical Blood that you corrupt the Rules of Honor that I put in place. I've learned a long time ago the Championship of Honor doesn't make you an Honorable person, it just means you can follow the Rules of Honor, whatever bastardized version of them you make.
And Blood, no matter if you win the belt or not, what you did to my wife makes you a man with no honor and that will never change until after I put my through your skull. After that, you start from level one from me and maybe you could earn my respect again. So let's begin the healing process next week.
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 12:22:06 GMT -5
Seth lost again and I finally proved what a skank his slag was.
Oh, and I, The Wrestling Messiah, pinned the world champion.
Sure you people don't want to join Whitey, Inc.? You are this close to getting an I4I yourself
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 12:28:28 GMT -5
So that's what you wanna do to all of us, Drakin? Since you strike me as the kind of guy who needs the obvious pointed out to you all the time: attacking an announcer is a whole lot easier than going after a wrestler. Never mind the GODS of the Pantheon!
If you think you're gonna intimidate me, or Colt, or CageKing, you're outta your mind! To say nothing of Johnny and Lodi--those two guys literally have NO fear!
I'm walking a tightrope here Seth, because on the one hand I want to put you back into retirement or shorten your career, but on the other hand I want to prove to everybody that your mouth is actually your asshole and that everything coming out of it is complete and utter s***. All that stuff about me being a coward and having no honor? Complete and utter bulls***, Seth
Which is why I'm stepping into that cage with you a week from now, alone. To prove you wrong, and to prove to everybody who believes in you that they're morons. While at the same time, I'll get to hurt you in ways that I couldn't in a normal match. Of course, you have a chance to hurt me just as badly. You--and your fanboys in the WWCF Galaxy--probably think I'm doomed, that it's suicide. Well, I haven't broken out this little gem in a while, so: underestimate me, motherf***er, I DARE you! Others have. They paid the price.
Yeah, I know that you pinned me at Survivor Team Challenge Series. But earlier tonight, I defeated Evil M, doing what you couldn't! Earning myself a shot at Richlen's Championship Of Honor.
Speaking of honor, I remember telling you that honor was for suckers a while back. Lately I've been rethinking that a little bit. Back when I said that, I was sick of losing. I wanted my hand raised in victory again, and I didn't care what I had to do to make that happen. But several months have passed since then, and now just having my hand raised isn't enough. I don't just care about winning any more. Winning's worth nothing if respect doesn't come with it. Similar to Viva last year, I don't just want to win, I want to prove to you that when it comes to beating you, I don't need to take shortcuts. That I don't need to rely on outside help. That I will. Not. RUN FROM YOU!
That while you may hate my guts, while you may think I'm an evil person, you damn well better respect my ability.
So next week, Drakin, the Blood Knight is going to beat you fairly and honorably...but also very brutally... Blood Knight??? Nice to rip off your master's nickname. You bastardized my Rules of Honor to fit your own goals. Typical of you..... In the cage after I have beaten you bloody, I have a feeling your oh so good friends will try to take me out, but I have a little plan of my own.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 21, 2011 12:33:13 GMT -5
*In the Editing Room at the Parts Unknown Arena* Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com and we're here talking with Caleb Fourchon, the current Number One Contender for the Inter Forum title. Caleb, why is it you specifically asked for us to interview you here?Caleb Fourchon: To show you sumpthin. *he glares at a seated techie* Play it.*An excerpt from Bergman's last promo is shown:* *Caleb smiles triumphantly* Know whut dat mean, Neric? Bergman is scaired. He see me comin to take Inter Forum Title at de Wheel of Misfortune, and now he tryin to sweet talk me. Whut a crapon.Caleb, I know Bergman fairly well. He's a long time veteran of the WWCF, and the last thing I would accuse him of being is a coward. I think he was just trying to compliment you for your skill in the ring, and that he sees you as a worthy opponent.Why you got to make everthin so complicated, Neric? Fact: Ah had Bergman beat until ref count me out. Fact: Bergman try to keep me from rematch by siccin dat oaf CageKing on me so he kin become Number One Contender instead. Fact: now Bergman butterin me up, in hopes Ah go easy on him at Wheel of Misfortune. Now, here one more fact, Neric: Ah will beat Bergman fer de Inter Forum title in two weeks, no matter whut crazy conditions WWCF come up with to try and keep me from whut mine.Caleb, I have to say, your facts, as you call them, are highly questionable. You lost yer first title match with Bergman fair and square. Cageking was entitled to a rematch for the Inter Forum belt, so he wasn't sicced on you by anybody, least of all Bergman. And there is no way after all that Bergman as been through in his career as a wrestler that he's afraid of facing you at Wheel of Misfortune. As for your last statement, we won't know whether that's true or not for another two weeks, but if I can take off my journalist's hat for a second and simply comment on this as a fan, I hope Bergman beats you pillar to post if only to knock some sense into you! *storms off* *Caleb watches him go. There a long pause* Whut hat? I told you, my erstwhile compatriot, that the deck is stacked against us Pfft. It yer Pantheon buddies Bergman in cahoots with dat made me wrassle CageKing in de first place, Boss.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 21, 2011 12:43:49 GMT -5
Since I've returned, I've been grandstanding on the issue that nobody here realizes their potential. No one here works, no one puts the TIME and EFFORT in to what it takes to being the best. They form factions so they know people have their backs. They lie, cheat, and steal their way to victories, and worst, they think they're setting the standard for what it takes to be a true champion.
Boiler Room Brawler, last Monday, you just proved my point. You had no answers for me. I had you eating out of the palm of my god damn hand, so what did you do? You grew frustrated, and you disqualified yourself from competition. You knew you couldn't win, so you made god damn sure that YOU were the reason you lost. Why? Someone please refresh my memory, but are you or are you not a 325 pound monster?
You act like you're 110 pounds soaking wet. You're SOFT, Boiler. This facade that you're a big, strong, monster? It's a total joke. I exposed you last Monday, and now, I get the chance, with my colleague Evil M, to take the Tag Team Championship belt, the one that you don't deserve, from around your waist.
And believe me when I tell you, I take great pleasure in that.
Your days are numbered, buddy. Come Wheel of Misfortune, I'm going to show you the Agony of losing the only thing you think you care about, and I'm going to show you the benefit of coming prepared, with a strategy, and execute to perfection. Your days on the top are numbered.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 14:26:08 GMT -5
Seth lost again and I finally proved what a skank his slag was.
Oh, and I, The Wrestling Messiah, pinned the world champion.
Sure you people don't want to join Whitey, Inc.? You are this close to getting an I4I yourself Sorry, I only wrestle winners, like the world heavyweight champion, Colt. Or the man he took it from, DR Jackson. I can't remember the last match you won. And hell, I beat you last night.
And ask your slut about Whitey in bed
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 21, 2011 14:30:15 GMT -5
You are this close to getting an I4I yourself Sorry, I only wrestle winners, like the world heavyweight champion, Colt. Or the man he took it from, DR Jackson. I can't remember the last match you won. And hell, I beat you last night.
And ask your slut about Whitey in bed Seeing as the only thing I have planned for the monent next week is the premiere of The Richlen Show, and seeing as Colt would probably refuse my challenge again if I were to make it, I say this:
You. Me. The ring. Next week. Got it?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 14:32:30 GMT -5
I told you, my erstwhile compatriot, that the deck is stacked against us Pfft. It yer Pantheon buddies Bergman in cahoots with dat made me wrassle CageKing in de first place, Boss. Buddies? No, my friend, that was a business decision. I got my title shot, and I got you yours. And last night showed I can beat Colt, and hell, I pinned Jackson at the ppv
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 21, 2011 14:33:43 GMT -5
So that's what you wanna do to all of us, Drakin? Since you strike me as the kind of guy who needs the obvious pointed out to you all the time: attacking an announcer is a whole lot easier than going after a wrestler. Never mind the GODS of the Pantheon!
If you think you're gonna intimidate me, or Colt, or CageKing, you're outta your mind! To say nothing of Johnny and Lodi--those two guys literally have NO fear!
I'm walking a tightrope here Seth, because on the one hand I want to put you back into retirement or shorten your career, but on the other hand I want to prove to everybody that your mouth is actually your asshole and that everything coming out of it is complete and utter s***. All that stuff about me being a coward and having no honor? Complete and utter bulls***, Seth
Which is why I'm stepping into that cage with you a week from now, alone. To prove you wrong, and to prove to everybody who believes in you that they're morons. While at the same time, I'll get to hurt you in ways that I couldn't in a normal match. Of course, you have a chance to hurt me just as badly. You--and your fanboys in the WWCF Galaxy--probably think I'm doomed, that it's suicide. Well, I haven't broken out this little gem in a while, so: underestimate me, motherf***er, I DARE you! Others have. They paid the price.
Yeah, I know that you pinned me at Survivor Team Challenge Series. But earlier tonight, I defeated Evil M, doing what you couldn't! Earning myself a shot at Richlen's Championship Of Honor.
Speaking of honor, I remember telling you that honor was for suckers a while back. Lately I've been rethinking that a little bit. Back when I said that, I was sick of losing. I wanted my hand raised in victory again, and I didn't care what I had to do to make that happen. But several months have passed since then, and now just having my hand raised isn't enough. I don't just care about winning any more. Winning's worth nothing if respect doesn't come with it. Similar to Viva last year, I don't just want to win, I want to prove to you that when it comes to beating you, I don't need to take shortcuts. That I don't need to rely on outside help. That I will. Not. RUN FROM YOU!
That while you may hate my guts, while you may think I'm an evil person, you damn well better respect my ability.
So next week, Drakin, the Blood Knight is going to beat you fairly and honorably...but also very brutally... Blood Knight??? Nice to rip off your master's nickname. You bastardized my Rules of Honor to fit your own goals. Typical of you..... In the cage after I have beaten you bloody, I have a feeling your oh so good friends will try to take me out, but I have a little plan of my own. You moron, Evil M screwed with them first. I improved on his Rules Of Honor. Your original Rules were as follows:
"1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned"
Oh, you're kidding, really? Avoid getting pinned in a wrestling match? What an innovative concept!
"2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out"
See, it's a good thing that the WWCF had you around to clarify these things, because for the longest time I thought that whoever tapped first was the winner! That every match was a race to see who could throw himself down on the mat and start tapping like a bitch! Thank you oh so much for setting us all straight!
"3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent."
There's actually nothing wrong with that one.
"4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out"
You know what? I'm not even going to say anything about this one. It's just too easy.
"5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope"
And it was this great idea of yours that probably inspired Evil M to create a huge loophole in the Rules Of Honor which he exploited in his defense against Naitch: that you could win the match if you threw yourself over the top rope in a way that made it look like it was your opponent's doing. I've fixed that by specifying that you have to be intentionally thrown over.
As for the rest of M's Rules, they may have been tailored to suit his adopted style and handicap his opponents, but they're not all bad ideas, which is why I kept most of them. If you're Champion Of Honor, the way I see it, you prove that you can beat your opponent in a straight up wrestling match. Which Richlen hasn't; he won the title in an "I Quit" match involving a shitload of foreign objects. Last I looked, it didn't say "Hardcore Championship" on that belt, but the way "Ricky" won the thing it might as well have.
As for our match, I'll tell you my plan: win or lose, I plan to leave you beaten, bloody, and in no condition to stand up.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 14:34:25 GMT -5
Sorry, I only wrestle winners, like the world heavyweight champion, Colt. Or the man he took it from, DR Jackson. I can't remember the last match you won. And hell, I beat you last night.
And ask your slut about Whitey in bed Seeing as the only thing I have planned for the monent next week is the premiere of The Richlen Show, and seeing as Colt would probably refuse my challenge again if I were to make it, I say this:
You. Me. The ring. Next week. Got it? Oh, no, my friend. I'm Whitey Fats. I don't allow jobbers such as yourself to challenge The Wrestling Messiah.
Win some matches, and tell your whore to gimme my money, and I may allow you to wrestle me on a house show somewhere
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