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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 4, 2011 16:06:20 GMT -5
I........I don't know what you're talking about......*thinks about it for a minute* Okay.........fine........it happened. I was starving when I did it.......I was desperate........you know, when you're hungry, you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do! ...
Well, that was unexpected. Popcorn anyone? *offers a bowl around*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 16:10:03 GMT -5
I........I don't know what you're talking about......*thinks about it for a minute* Okay.........fine........it happened. I was starving when I did it.......I was desperate........you know, when you're hungry, you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do! ...
Well, that was unexpected. Popcorn anyone? *offers a bowl around* It was one movie and all others were doctored.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 4, 2011 16:15:06 GMT -5
Hey, I liked it enough to have Caleb mention it in both his promos since it happened. OOC: Damn, I knew I forgot someone....didn't mean any offense Caleb So Caleb thinks Seth kicked me too hard in the head huh...that I have no right to challenge for the title that helped me gain stardom this year? Well, if theres one thing Seth did right, is that when he beat me....he knocked some sense into me. Firt thing on my list...knock you down from your pedestal You had yer chance, King. And you lost! Time fer you to waddle to de back of de line. Ah de Inter Forum Champion! De belt is mine, and you kin be durn sure you ain't gettin yer sweaty ham hands on it.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 4, 2011 16:15:23 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is sitting in his apartment. To his right, a large bottle of water, to his left, a cell phone. Castle takes a big swig from the water bottle and works his jaw with his right hand. The cell phone rings*
FC: Castle.
Brian Mitchell: Frank, it’s Mitchell.
FC: What do you want?
BM: Maybe I’d like to tell you what a stupid, selfish son of a bitch you are, for costing that kid his tag team title? Maybe I’d like to tell you what a piece of *static* you are and how if I was 20 years younger I’d come and find you and beat the seven bells of *static* out of you.
FC: Kiss my ass Mitchell. Kate was in the crowd, I had to find her.
BM: And did you? Did you Frank? You humiliated yourself and Connor McKenzie in front of that crowd, all to find that woman who screwed you over.
FC: How about I come and find you and shove a shotgun in your mouth Brian? How about I knock all your teeth out and break your arms. don’t lecture me about right and wrong. There is no right and wrong anymore. There’s only punishment, and I intend to see that the right people get it.
BM: Like who Frank? Anyone you damned well feel like? There are rules, terms of engagement, battlefield etiquette to be observed. That’s what soldiers do, or are you not a soldier anymore Frank?
FC: I haven’t been a soldier for a long time.
BM: No, you’re a nutcase Frank, a complete and utter nutcase, who needs to be stopped. I hope to God someone in this BattleBowl thing teaches you a lesson.
FC: I’ll be doing the teaching. The Boiler Room Brawler and I have unfinished business.
BM: You afraid someone’s bigger and tougher than you Frank? I saw him at the beach, he could take you anytime he likes. I’ve seen the Stone guy too, he’s wild, he could tear you apart. Face it Frank, you’re too old, you’re two washed up and you’re going to get beaten.
FC: Brian, you always did go too far. you’re forgetting, I have backup.
BM: Van Agony? Oh please, the minute he finds out how crackers you are, he’ll wise up and leave you on your own, just like everyone else does.
FC: I’m willing to go that extra mile for now. I have his number, maybe I’ll tell him exactly why I want in to that BattleBowl.
BM: To find your wife? Frank, that’s getting old. No one cares but you. Winning that won’t get your wife back, or your damned kids.
FC: Brian, I’m going to make you regret that.
BM: Whatever Frank, I don’t really care anymore. You let people down, the sooner you forget about this vendetta the better, but if you come after me, it’ll just prove me right that you’ll never achieve anything if you hang on to the thought Kate wants you back, because she doesn’t.
FC: For what it’s worth Brian. I don’t want her to take me back, I want her to feel what I feel, complete and utter abandonment. Van Agony has a good name, because that’s how I feel. I don’t care how wild Johnny Stone is, I don’t care how tough the Brawler is, it’s time I started showing people why I came here. I’m going to start hurting people, Brian. You’re in the queue. I’ll get to you eventually.
*Castle hangs up, and takes a swig from the bottle. He picks up his coat, pockets his mask, picks up his bag and leaves the apartment.*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 16:24:04 GMT -5
Now, Seth, we've all heard about those... "movies" you did in college. And, after I beat your ass, I'm gonna do a free screening of it!!OOC: This feud has taken a bizarre turn I........I don't know what you're talking about......*thinks about it for a minute* Okay.........fine........it happened. I was starving when I did it.......I was desperate........you know, when you're hungry, you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do! But Do It To Me You Naughty Sailor?
Fun Fact: Not a single woman in that movieOOC: Seth, I dunno how to tell you this, but this is now my favorite feud ever
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 4, 2011 16:27:48 GMT -5
Well, I was going to set my sights on Caleb, but I think I'll let you get first dibs. Richlen, you peeshwank, you couldn't keep stoopid Champion of Honor title with its stoopid sissy fight rules. Whut make you tink you kin take mah Inter Forum belt? Ah de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. You a punchline to a bad joke. I can think of plenty of arguments to refute your claims, but I don't need my jaw to hurt worse than my arm already does.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 16:33:31 GMT -5
I........I don't know what you're talking about......*thinks about it for a minute* Okay.........fine........it happened. I was starving when I did it.......I was desperate........you know, when you're hungry, you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do! But Do It To Me You Naughty Sailor?
Fun Fact: Not a single woman in that movieOOC: Seth, I dunno how to tell you this, but this is now my favorite feud ever To be fair.....I had on-screen or off-screen sex with no one in that film.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 16:37:46 GMT -5
But Do It To Me You Naughty Sailor?
Fun Fact: Not a single woman in that movieOOC: Seth, I dunno how to tell you this, but this is now my favorite feud ever To be fair.....I had on-screen or off-screen sex with no one in that film. But you were watching the goings on and having sex with yourself. And that's in the movie.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 4, 2011 16:41:18 GMT -5
To be fair.....I had on-screen or off-screen sex with no one in that film. But you were watching the goings on and having sex with yourself. And that's in the movie.*Shaelin DDTs herself on the floor* The information... too much....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 16:52:23 GMT -5
To be fair.....I had on-screen or off-screen sex with no one in that film. But you were watching the goings on and having sex with yourself. And that's in the movie. It's not something I am proud of. I needed the damn money to eat and the director was impressed by the size of my.......
Wait.........why do you have that film to begin with??? Is there something I need to know about your sexual prefereneces???
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 17:07:30 GMT -5
But you were watching the goings on and having sex with yourself. And that's in the movie. It's not something I am proud of. I needed the damn money to eat and the director was impressed by the size of my.......
Wait.........why do you have that film to begin with??? Is there something I need to know about your sexual prefereneces??? I always do a lot of research on my opponents. If you can understand your enemy, you can beat him.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 17:10:05 GMT -5
It's not something I am proud of. I needed the damn money to eat and the director was impressed by the size of my.......
Wait.........why do you have that film to begin with??? Is there something I need to know about your sexual prefereneces??? I always do a lot of research on my opponents. If you can understand your enemy, you can beat him. That's not research my friend...........unless you wanted to research what size you need to get to with your penis pump.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 4, 2011 17:12:21 GMT -5
I always do a lot of research on my opponents. If you can understand your enemy, you can beat him. *spews out water he was drinking when he hears "beat him"*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 17:28:24 GMT -5
That's not research my friend...........unless you wanted to research what size you need to get to with your penis pump. I'll make sure to text you a pic after I beat defeat you, then go on to beat Colt or the Battlebowl winner I always do a lot of research on my opponents. If you can understand your enemy, you can beat him.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 4, 2011 17:36:58 GMT -5
But you were watching the goings on and having sex with yourself. And that's in the movie. *Shaelin DDTs herself on the floor* The information... too much....OOC: Can't...stop...laughing.... ;D
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 17:39:19 GMT -5
That's not research my friend...........unless you wanted to research what size you need to get to with your penis pump. I'll make sure to text you a pic after I beat defeat you, then go on to beat Colt or the Battlebowl winner After I am done with you..........you will be going back to your mansion and crying while watching that stupid movie I was in and eating some pickles & ice cream. OOC: Im suprised no one noticed that my admission was basically taken word for word from the Sylvestor Stallone Playboy interview when he confirmed that he did a porno early on in his career.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 17:50:37 GMT -5
I'll make sure to text you a pic after I beat defeat you, then go on to beat Colt or the Battlebowl winner After I am done with you..........you will be going back to your mansion and crying while watching that stupid movie I was in and eating some pickles & ice cream. OOC: Im suprised no one noticed that my admission was basically taken word for word from the Sylvestor Stallone Playboy interview when he confirmed that he did a porno early on in his career. Boy, it ain't done til I say it's done.OOC: I caught the reference. Sadly, I've seen A Night At Kitty's And Sly's Place
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 4, 2011 17:52:05 GMT -5
Well, I was going to set my sights on Caleb, but I think I'll let you get first dibs. Richlen, you peeshwank, you couldn't keep stoopid Champion of Honor title with its stoopid sissy fight rules. Whut make you tink you kin take mah Inter Forum belt? Ah de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. You a punchline to a bad joke.OOC: I know the original plan was for us to have a confrontation about this in a couple weeks, but after hearing that Blood has to say something. IC: Hey! Caleb! Normally I'm kind of indifferent when somebody disses Richlen, but I'll be damned if I keep my mouth shut when you belittle my Championship Of Honor!
Here's the facts, gator-boy. You talk about being the greatest pure wrestler in this company, but you have to know that's a crock of shit. A pure wrestler would have been able to win the match in the middle of the ring with his skill alone, like I did. He wouldn't need to wander around a beach using things like chains and seashells and metal detectors on his opponent!
Now before you say it, I know that it was no disqualifications, I know that Bergman used plenty of foreign objects to try to take you down too. So maybe you've proven that you're a good brawler, or a better than average hardcore wrestler. If you want to make those claims, I got no problem with it, although maybe the General will.
But don't talk about being the best pure wrestler in this company, because right now there's only one man who can make that claim.*Blood points to himself* ME.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2011 18:03:15 GMT -5
After I am done with you..........you will be going back to your mansion and crying while watching that stupid movie I was in and eating some pickles & ice cream. OOC: Im suprised no one noticed that my admission was basically taken word for word from the Sylvestor Stallone Playboy interview when he confirmed that he did a porno early on in his career. Boy, it ain't done til I say it's done.OOC: I caught the reference. Sadly, I've seen A Night At Kitty's And Sly's Place Oh it will be over............when I humiliate your ass.OOC: Film Is Called A Party At Kitty & Stud's. And I have not seen that movie nor any porno from the 70s or 80s.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 4, 2011 18:03:25 GMT -5
Bitch, please
OOC: My bad about the title. As for seeing it... I've seen some weird shit on the interwebs
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