Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 12, 2011 21:44:38 GMT -5
I need a stereotypical British form of transportation. Tenay: Oh my god, Don! That's the double-decker bus from whenever WWE tours in the UK! West: But what's it doing in the iMPACT Zone, Mike?!?!?!? Taz: YAMBAG!!! Tenay: Who the hell let him back on commentary? Mercifully, I wasn't drinking anything just then.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2011 21:45:52 GMT -5
Wait a minute Tank. You forgot to give the bus a new name!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2011 22:28:39 GMT -5
Is it too late to try and trade Kaz for Madison Rayne?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2011 22:31:10 GMT -5
Is it too late to try and trade Kaz for Madison Rayne? You'll have to wait for the trade window, which isn't until after the next PPV.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2011 23:17:42 GMT -5
Is it too late to try and trade Kaz for Madison Rayne? You'll have to wait for the trade window, which isn't until after the next PPV. Oh, I thought we were doing everything now...my bad Does anyone want to get into a quick feud with Kaz? Face or Heel?
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 13, 2011 8:39:24 GMT -5
Now if I've been doing this right, Mickie just won. I hope. And I accomplished what I wanted...and even though the finish did not reflect it... Velvet technically had just put Daffney in the penalty box right before Mickie got the winning vote. BTW... was a fun PPV PN... *thumbs up*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 14:13:37 GMT -5
Just when you thought this Winter thing couldn't get crazier... Someone let me continue to write this story.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 15:56:11 GMT -5
I just found out Brian Kendrick has a match tonight. I wish M had told me sooner.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 16:02:17 GMT -5
Gimme, like, half an hour. I'm still finishing up a couple of things.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 13, 2011 16:03:41 GMT -5
Apparently I just found Impact is actually tonight. Thought it was going to be next weekend. Bugger.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 16:05:44 GMT -5
Blame me for the delay, folks.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 13, 2011 16:19:49 GMT -5
Good thing I requested not to be booked.
PN, if you want to slap together that thing we talked about, I'm around.
If not, it can wait until next week. Or be a TNAwrestling.com exclusive.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 16:20:45 GMT -5
OK, I just sent in a Brian Kendrick promo.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 16:21:28 GMT -5
I don't blame you, M. I BLAME SHARK BOY! DAMN FISH!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 16:22:34 GMT -5
I don't blame you, M. I BLAME SHARK BOY! DAMN FISH!!! Hey! I'm only partly responsible! What about Brutus and the crazy chicks?!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 16:25:25 GMT -5
Good thing I requested not to be booked. PN, if you want to slap together that thing we talked about, I'm around. If not, it can wait until next week. Or be a TNAwrestling.com exclusive. Unless you want to do it after the show. We'll talk later.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 16:25:37 GMT -5
Calm down, Ric, have a beer. Just keep your clothes on this time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 16:28:44 GMT -5
I just saw that Sting is available. I might have an idea for him.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 16:30:51 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we are coming off an eventful Slammiversary. West: Yeah, what a show it was. Tenay: The Chosen is no more. West: And we have a new world champion. Tenay: And we are set to hear from the new champion tonight.
Shark Boy is in the ring. There is also a ladder set up, and the harness used in ladder matches is hanging overhead.
Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
A double-decker bus pulls into the arena. We can see that JKO is driving it. The door opens and out steps the new TNA World Champion, dressed in a suit and sporting a pair of sunglasses, the Championship draped over his shoulder. The crowd boos as he steps into the ring, while red and white balloons fall from the ceiling.
Magnus enters the ring as JKO drives the bus to the back.
First of all, congratulations Brutus on becoming a three time TNA World Champion!
The crowd boos as Magnus smiles and holds up the title proudly.
Thank you, Sharky. It’s quite an honor to be standing here as Champion for the third time in my career. I know many people feel I didn’t belong in the match, that I hadn’t done enough to earn my spot, that I was just there to be fodder for Samoa Joe, Abyss, and AJ Styles. So to all those people, just let me say this…
Magnus removes his sunglasses.
I guess you’ll have to…
Magnus puts the sunglasses back on.
Eat your words.
JKO walks back out with a mic.
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
JKO walks to the back as the crowd boos. Magnus laughs.
Not amused, eh? Ah well, I got a chuckle out of that.
Well Brutus, you certainly overcame tremendous odds in defeating three fellow World Champions and the Legends Champion.
Aw, t’was nothing.
I told people that I would not settle for second best.
Two years ago, this was my company, no doubt about it. Nobody could hold a candle to me. Not Abyss, not Sting, not Kurt Angle, not Scott Steiner, and certainly not AJ Styles.
I may have stumbled after losing my title last year, but I always intended to recapture my pride and joy. Even when I was teaming with Desmond Wolfe, I never took my eyes off the big prize.
And now here I am. Back at the top of the mountain. In fact…
Brutus removes the sunglasses again, to tremendous boos from the crowd.
I guess you could call me…
Brutus puts the sunglasses back on.
The King of the Mountain.
JKO walks back out with a mic.
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
JKO walks to the back as the crowd boos.
Ah, that was just as fun the second time.
Anyway, back to what I was saying, I am indeed the King of the TNA Mountain. Therefore, I felt it would only be appropriate to reenact my crowning moment.
Brutus removes his sports coat and starts to climb the ladder…
BAH GAWD, LOOK AT HIM GO!!! LOOK AT BRUTUS MAGNUS CLIMB THE LADDER!! HE MUST BE FIFTEEN, NO!! TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR!!!
When he reaches the top, Brutus hangs the TNA Championship from the harness.
YES!!! HE DID IT!!!
BRUTUS WINS!!! BRUTUS WINS!!! BRUTUS WINS!!!
BRUTUS MAGNUS IS THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!
Shark Boy hands the mic to Magnus, who remains atop the ladder.
Thank you, thank you!
As your King, I would like to thank you all for your undying support as I chased my dream of winning the TNA World Championship for a third time!
Boos from the crowd.
And I would like to make a promise to you all right now.
I promise you that this reign will be longer than my first two reigns combined!
Shark Boy applauds, as the crowd boos some more. Magnus waves to the people from the top of the ladder…
Jeff Jarrett comes down to the ring.
Well congratulations, champ. Nobody expected you to pull it off but you did it. Good for you.
Why thank you Jeff! How nice of you to come out here and congratulate me in person!
Well that's not the only thing I came to tell you in person. I came out her top let you know that there will be no repeat of your last title reign, with you running roughshod over the entire company like you did last time. You defend the title when I say so against who I say so. Got it?
And just what gives you the power to make that decision, Jeff? Last time I checked, you didn't have much power left around these parts...
Eric Bishoff walks out.
You know that's exactly right. You may have one a match, you may have ended The Chosen. But I'm still here. And I still have the power...
Actually you don't, Eric. You see after Slammiversary the board decided it was a good time to review your time in charge. And they decided that you have failed to do job you were brought for. Therefor they have unanimously decided to give the position to someone they can trust to handle the running of TNA. Namely me.
They can't do that!
Thay can and they have. I've waited so long to do this and now I finally can. Eric Bischoff? You're fired!
The crowd explodes into cheers.
Now get out of my ring!
Now wait a minute...
If you don't get out of the ring I'll call security.
Fine, I'm going!
Bischoff leaves the ring then walks up the ramp and out of the ImpactZone.
Now Magnus, where were we?
Fine then. Perhaps you've managed to luck into a position of power. But it's not going to matter, Jeff. Do you know what the best period of time in this company was? When I was the World Champion. So the way I see it, you have two choices.
Embrace your new Champion with open arms and watch the ratings soar through the roof!
Or abuse your power and watch TNA sink faster than Samoa Joe doing a cannon ball after hitting the buffet.
It's up to you.
How about we go the third way? You can do whatever you wish as long as you understand that what I say goes. Agreed?
Ah, middle ground, eh?
Fine, have it your way. You're the boss, Boss.
Magnus smiles a sarcastic smile at Jarrett.
Well good. And in the spirit of compromise, I'll give you a week to enjoy being champion. But don't get too comfortable. Because next week we'll find out who your first challenger will be. Are we clear?
Oh crystal clear, Mr. Jarrett.
Well congratulations again, Mr Magnus. Enjoy it while you can.
Jarrett leaves the ring and heads to the back.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 16:36:20 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick is standing backstage, a bottle of coca cola in one hand, a package of Mentos in the other.
Hey all! It's your old pal Brian Kendrick! Welcome to Impact!
A cheesy video plays, showcasing Brian performing various "extreme" stunts.
Tonight, I give you...
VO: THE COKE VOLCANO!!!
I have here, an ordinary bottle of Coca Cola Classic.
Kendrick holds up the bottle of Coke.
And I also have an ordinary package of Mentos.
Kendrick holds up the Mentos.
Separately, there's not much to them. But what happens when we combine these two components into one?
Kendrick opens the bottle of Coke and sets down on a table that appeared from seemingly out of nowhere. He then opens the package of Mentos.
VO: REMEMBER KIDS! BRIAN KENDRICK IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!
Kendrick puts on a pair of goggles.
Remember, safety first!
Kendrick then dumps the Mentos into the bottle of Coke.
Now let's watch an example of science at it's absolute finest!
The Coke begins to fizz, then explodes in a huge geyser! Kendrick is drenched, as is the stagehand walking by.
Um, Mr. Kendrick? Your match is next.
I'll be right there!
So kids, there you have it! Coca Cola and Mentos create a dynamic explosive reaction when mixed!
I'm Brian Kendrick. Thank you.
Kendrick waves at the camera, then heads off for his match.
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