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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 13, 2011 17:09:17 GMT -5
RICH-LEN! RICH-LEN! RICH-LEN!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:10:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore, Ink Inc!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, the British Invasion!
Tenay: Well a new name for Williams and Terry but much the same attitude. West: The former tag team champions are looking to get back in title contention here. Tenay: ANd they can do that with a win over Ink Inc here.
Ink Inc v British Invasion 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 17:11:33 GMT -5
Williams with a tornado suplex to Moore!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 13, 2011 17:11:56 GMT -5
The British Invasion with a sidewalk slam/reverse DDT combo to Neal!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 13, 2011 17:12:31 GMT -5
Williams with a Diving Knee Drop to Moore.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 17:13:02 GMT -5
Williams dropkicks Neal
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:17:39 GMT -5
Williams takes Neal to the outside and gets Morroe in positions for the Chaos Theory. Terry hits a boot to Moore and Williams completes the rolling german suplex.
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JB: Here are your winners, the British Invasion!
Tenay: Well the newly named British Invasion makes short work of Ink Inc. West: You know I miss the f***ing metal! Tenay: We all do. That doesn't mean you can do that. Let's go back where Mick Foley is standing by.
For over six weeks, The Foley Foundation has raised money for those less fortunate, but we could always use your donations, so next week I, Mick Foley, will compete one on one with the highest bidder. So anyone on the roster who wants to kick the Hardcore Legend's remaining teeth in, all you have to do is go to the Foley Foundation's website and place your bid. BANG BANG!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:20:31 GMT -5
Sarita and… Mickie James?? make their way to the ring. Mickie has the Women’s Championship strapped around her waist.
Tenay: Well there's our new women's champion but what's she doing out here with Sarita? West: Forget that, what's Sarita coming out with Mickie for? Tenay: That what I just asked.
Let’s hear it for the NEW TNA Women’s Champion…
WINTER!!!
Tenay: Winter? What the hell is she talking about?! West: Well you know what happened at Slammiversary... Tenay: Actually I don't. I'm still trying to make sense of this.
Y’know, luv? Ah feel great! Evah since Ah wahs a little gerl, Ah ahlways wahnted t’be Women’s Chahmpion! T’is is sahch ahn hahnah!
The crowd boos.
Ah wahnt t’thahnk ah laht ahf people.
First, Katy N’kitita Lee. Fahr helpin’ me get mah foot in tha daahr! Next, my good friend Sahritah, who believed in me, even when tha rest ahf ya cahlled me cahmic relief!
Then there’s little miss Braahke Ahdams. Luv, Ah’m sahrry yew hahd t’be th’pahwn in ahll this, but yew were ahn impahrtant pahwn. Cahs without yew…
Ah wouldn’t hahve been in tha mahtch.
Winter chuckles a bit.
Which brings me t’Mickie James. Thahnk you. Thahnk yew fahr cahmin’ t’TNA. Thahnk yew fahr makin’ this so easy…
Katy Nikita Lee walks out to a chorus of boos.
Congratulations, Winter. I’m pleased that this all went according to plan.
You see ladies and gentlemen, the entire scenario you saw at Slammiversary was planned out for several months.
First of all, yes. Winter is a spirit. She was once a living professional wrestler from the midsouth territory, before a horrible accident took her life. For three decades, she floated in limbo until one fateful day when we met and bonded. Quite literally.
Ah wahs poised to becahme t’NWA World Chahmpion bahk in t’seventies. Baht sadly, Ah wahs caht down aht t’prime ahf life. Baht Ah swore thaht sahmhow, sahm way, Ah would achieve mah dream!
Ah accepted ah sex change in order t’get bahck in t’plane ahf t’living.
While at first, I did not appreciate this unwelcome guest, I soon became sympathetic to her plight and wanted to help her. I went to Sarita, who agreed to team with her. But I knew I wasn’t the right person to help Winter realize her dream.
We knew that Mickie James had been negotiating to come to TNA and that was when it all clicked.
After Awesome Kong was driven out of the company, I was the one who tipped off Madison Rayne to Mickie’s situation and convinced her to bring her in.
From there, it was just a matter of making all the pieces fall together. When Mickie and I qualified for Queen of the Mountain, we had our opening. Now we just needed a way to get Winter and Mickie alone.
Enter Brooke Adams.
I knew she couldn’t resist a big scoop, and what bigger scoop than Winter’s coming out party?
Ahnce I hahd her, it wahs easy ahs mama’s homemade cherry pie.
Mickie James nevah sahw whaht wahs comin‘…
Let’s here it for the new TNA Women’s Champion!
Katy and Sarita applaud as the crowd boos.
Daffney and Taylor come out.
Oh clever. Very clever. I have to give it to you. I certainly would have never thought of this. So tell me, how exactly did you pull this off? Brainwashing? Hypnotism? Electroshock? My good friend Raven must have taught you a think or two. It is quite the feat to trick someone into beliveing they are an entirely different person. I mean I've never pulled it off. So how did you do it? I'd really like to know.
Oh, Ah'd be hahppy t'splain it t'ya luv. It's quite simple...
Please. Like someone like you would understand, Daffney? You may be a very smart woman, but this is beyond you. All you need to know is that Mickie does not believe she's Winter. In fact, Mickie isn't thinking much of anything right now.
Come on, you must have done something to her. Becuase your little ghost story was mildly amusing but there's one flaw in it. I don't believe in ghosts.
Balieve whaht ya wahnt, luv. Cahs ev'ry wahrd ahf it's trew.
Y'know, if Daffney doesn't believe us, maybe we should let Mickie herself talk to her.
Is that a good idea?
You better do something. Because not only did you take my championship but you took away the one woman who has yet to challenge me. And if I don't get either of these things back then there will be trouble.
Calm down, Daffney. You want Mickie, we'll give you Mickie next week.
Ya hahve mah wahrd, Dahffney. Mickie will be here next week. Ahnd Ah'm sure she'd be happy t'tahlk t'yew.
Well it better. Because if I don't get what I want then by the time I'm finished with you you'll wish you were somebody else.
Ralahx, luv. We ain't gaht no beef wit' yew.
Yeah, don't blow a gasket, honey. We promise. Mickie will talk to you one on one next week.
Daffney smiles.
That wasn't so hard, was it? See you for now.
Daffney and Taylor leave.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 13, 2011 17:23:39 GMT -5
I hat to do a second chant post on the same page...
FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap* FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap* FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:26:00 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, in the ring, from Chelsea, England, Katy Nikita Lee!
JB: And her opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
Tenay: It's great to see ODB back in TNA but I am still at a lose with this whole situation. West: I told you all along Katy Lee and Winter were different people. Tenay: If you belive that story they cooked up. West: How could you not? Tenay: Even Daffney didn't buy it. Daffney. Doesn't that tell you something?
Katy Nikita Lee v ODB 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 17:27:03 GMT -5
Leave Rene Russo out of this, she did a perfectly fine job as Thor's mother.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 13, 2011 17:27:50 GMT -5
Katie Nikita Lea with a series a clotheslines.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:28:00 GMT -5
I hat to do a second chant post on the same page... FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap* FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap* FI-RE RU-SSO! *clap clap clapclapclap* It does make me wonder how much complaining there would be about this angle if it was done in real life. I mean look how much bitching there is about the Winter storyline in real life TNA, and that's pretty realistic by comparison.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 17:28:38 GMT -5
Katy with a moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:36:11 GMT -5
Katy Lee goes for a crossbody but is caught by ODB who hits a fallaway slam. ODB kips up as Sarita jumps on the apron. ODB takes her out but "Winter" slides into the ring and hits ODB with the Women's title while the ref is distracted. Katy Lee moves into the cover as the ref turns back around.
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JB: Here is your winner, Katy Nikita Lee!
Tenay: Oh come on, it was three on one! West: Well four really. Tenay: How's that? West: Well Mickie and Winter count as two. Tenay: Please don't start that again.
Brooke Adams here, backstage with Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer.
Thank you Brook Adams.
Yes, well Tommy.
Please, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer
OK, well Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, Tonight you joint former X Division Champion Eric Young, tag team Legend Matt Hardy, and Current TNA Legends Champion Mr. Anderson is a match that will determine the Legends Champion, other than Mr. Anderson, who competed in the King of the Mountain match, none of you competed at Slammiversary.
The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn’t exist.
Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint said that in reference to Keyser Söze, and I say that, about Mr. Anderson’s title reign as Legend’s Champion, going into Slammiversary I doubt any man could pick the Legend’s Champions out of a line-up.
So tonight, when the Legend’s Champion stands across from not one, not two, but three challengers to his Legend’s title, well, he to quote Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint again, “Like that, he’s gone.”
It is quite Simple Brooke Adams, I, Tommy ‘Crimson Mercer, while not having competed at Slammiversary, did face the opponents of the same caliber as Mr. Anderson, and did about as well as Anderson. So, Anderson, I will beat you to within an inch of you life, and then pin Matt Hardy, not because I need to, but because I can.
Because everything is going to be all right, everything is going to be just fine.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 17:36:16 GMT -5
Katy with a boot to the SKULL!!! And "fire Russo?"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 13, 2011 17:38:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, Tommy Dreamer!
JB: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Well agin this is th first time in a long while that we have seen either Scott Steiner or Tommy Dreamer. West: I thiought Dreamer left. Tenay: Nope, still here. West: Huh. How about that.
Scott Steiner v Tommy Dreamer 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 13, 2011 17:41:28 GMT -5
Steiner with a victory roll. And wow, Anderson's getting disrespected tonight. PERFECT.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 13, 2011 17:43:26 GMT -5
Steiner with a push-up elbow drop.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 17:43:58 GMT -5
Steiner with a flippy move!
Wait, he's not in the X Division anymore? OK.
Steiner with a belly-to-belly suplex!
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