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Post by Square on Mar 12, 2011 18:40:51 GMT -5
We'll just bring in Scab Posters if you don't go back to posting. Article 4535 section B states that if you bring in part time posters I get a free car.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 12, 2011 18:42:01 GMT -5
Scabs? You mean MORE people to beat me with doorknobs?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 18:43:49 GMT -5
We'll just bring in Scab Posters if you don't go back to posting. Article 4535 section B states that if you bring in part time posters I get a free car. Article 4535 section C states: no we don't.
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Post by Square on Mar 12, 2011 18:45:02 GMT -5
Article 4535 section B states that if you bring in part time posters I get a free car. Article 4535 section C states: no we don't. I do say that you have just written that in with a crayon.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 18:47:44 GMT -5
Article 4535 section C states: no we don't. I do say that you have just written that in with a crayon. Of course not, anyone can clearly see that that is Sharpie Marker, which makes it binding
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Post by Square on Mar 12, 2011 18:50:06 GMT -5
I do say that you have just written that in with a crayon. Of course not, anyone can clearly see that that is Sharpie Marker, which makes it binding Did you go to lawyer school? Did you have to take the swinging a cat on a stick test? No I didn't think so, so sit down and let me do my job! Now back onto the problem at hand, I believe that if we decrease the mod staff by 40% and decrease the admins by one pig we can save enough money to be able to afford health care for all flamewar veterans.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 12, 2011 18:50:37 GMT -5
Well I think this whole situation is good for the business as a whole. I mean, I've been here since 2009 and have yet to receive a single paycheck! Things need to change around here.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 12, 2011 18:50:57 GMT -5
OPEN THE BOOKS
OPEN THE BOOKS
OPEN THE BOOKS
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Post by Square on Mar 12, 2011 18:52:37 GMT -5
Well I think this whole situation is good for the business as a whole. I mean, I've been here since 2009 and have yet to receive a single paycheck! Things need to change around here. You gave up your future paychecks for a can of out of date tomato soup.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 18:55:06 GMT -5
Ok we'll listen to your demands, however we Mods do get to change one name of a regular poster at random.
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Post by Demented on Mar 12, 2011 18:58:24 GMT -5
Ok we'll listen to your demands, however we Mods do get to change one name of a regular poster at random. I've got a bad feeling about this....
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 12, 2011 19:02:07 GMT -5
Ok we'll listen to your demands, however we Mods do get to change one name of a regular poster at random. You're going to make me 'Booger McFartbutt", aren't you?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 19:38:52 GMT -5
Ok we'll listen to your demands, however we Mods do get to change one name of a regular poster at random. You're going to make me 'Booger McFartbutt", aren't you? Nooooo.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 12, 2011 19:43:42 GMT -5
You're going to make me 'Booger McFartbutt", aren't you? Nooooo. Damn.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Mar 12, 2011 19:46:55 GMT -5
Alright I got the perfect opening argument for the Crap Union... Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is Chewbacca. Now this about this for a second THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Now look at the monkey... look at the monkey... LOOK AT THE MONKEY!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 12, 2011 19:58:22 GMT -5
Ya know what, forget my comments about settling this thing that were made in the very first post in this thread earlier. After my delightful Mcduck style swim, I realize, I don't care about the lock-out, the posters, or the fans. I'm safe in my fort.
My fort made of solid gold.
I even have many beautiful wenches to dance for me in my fort.
They are my solid gold dancers.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 12, 2011 19:59:30 GMT -5
Even though we are suing you guys, am I still allowed to use the 'Crap executive bathroom?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 12, 2011 20:00:44 GMT -5
Everyone gave up their bathroom rights with the lockout.
You have to pee, you mark your territory like a wolf.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 12, 2011 20:02:07 GMT -5
And another thing, this decertification is about the regular working folks, not you rich mods with your watercress sandwiches and monocles.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 12, 2011 20:12:48 GMT -5
Un-f***ing-believable.
After everything we've done for you, this is how you repay us? F*** this s***. None of you ungrateful leeches are getting a damn thing. Not even a penny.
*storms off in disgust* F***ing bastards.
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