Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 12, 2011 16:34:11 GMT -5
Hello, viewers, and welcome to an inside view on the Lockout of The 'Crap. I am Speed Racer, your investigative journalist.
It is Day 1 of the Lockout, after Sir Beef Strokenhoff, President of The 'Crap Union declared yesterday that The 'Crap has filed for decertification. The CBA that was in effect expired at 12:00 AM EST last night, and the Mods have agreed to a lockout of the regulars of The 'Crap.
Here is what Brick, inside scoopman had to say yesterday about the situation.
Indeed it could, Brick. When asked about their feelings towards the regular posters on the board, Mod Kash had this to say about them:
"Good. F*** those f***ing mother f*****s."
We would go more into this interview, but it's not suitable for all audiences. We also talked to Mod Jackrabbit $lim about this as well. Here's what he had to say.
"I hope we can get this figured out so that we can go on with our lives for the fans of this place. This isn't about money at all. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go swim around in my money bin."
And then he proceeded to go swim in his money, ala Scrooge McDuck.
We will keep you posted on all the up-to-date news and headlines.
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Post by Orange on Mar 12, 2011 16:37:20 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that I am one of the posters suing the Mods in an anti-trust suit, I got screwed over!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 16:39:28 GMT -5
I WANT MY 1100 POSTS BACK!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Mar 12, 2011 16:44:04 GMT -5
Surprisingly, Kash had nothing to do with this. If anything, all he wanted to give us was the health insurance!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 12, 2011 16:51:34 GMT -5
I'm a mole for the mods.
Wait...shouldn't have said that!! *Gets clubbed with a sack of doorknobs*
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 12, 2011 16:52:25 GMT -5
I WANT MY 1100 POSTS BACK!!!!!!!!! But you don't know how? |
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 12, 2011 16:53:54 GMT -5
I WANT MY 1100 POSTS BACK!!!!!!!!! Be careful or you may get what you ask for.. 1100 is a good number !  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 16:54:29 GMT -5
I WANT MY 1100 POSTS BACK!!!!!!!!! But you don't know how? They have a hostage. It's my 1100 posts! |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 16:54:54 GMT -5
I'm a mole for the mods. Wait...shouldn't have said that!! *Gets clubbed with a sack of doorknobs* You gave away your cover! *clubs Stryker with another bag of Doorknobs* |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 12, 2011 17:06:14 GMT -5
*steps to the podium for an official press conference*
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Radio Clash, speaking on behalf of The 'Crap Staff. This is a very regretful situation for us all right now, and hopefully we can get everything resolved as soon as possible.
In any negotiations down the road, we're going to be very flexible. Our basic key positions have and continue to be that the regular posters don't get jack shit, and the staff gets everything. Hopefully, working from that base point, we can all come to an understanding.
Thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 17:16:18 GMT -5
I WANT MY 1100 POSTS BACK!!!!!!!!! Be careful or you may get what you ask for.. 1100 is a good number ! I think the Penguins rule. I'll stop my protesting if I get my 1100 posts back and for that I'll side with the mods in this lockout war and do your dirty work. Deal? *This conversation message is supposed to be private* |
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 12, 2011 17:18:37 GMT -5
Be careful or you may get what you ask for.. 1100 is a good number ! I think the Penguins rule. I'll stop my protesting if I get my 1100 posts back and for that I'll side with the mods in this lockout war and do your dirty work. Deal? *This conversation message is supposed to be private* Done.. anything for you. Your 1100 posts are back ! ;D |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 17:34:58 GMT -5
*steps to the podium for an official press conference* Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Radio Clash, speaking on behalf of The 'Crap Staff. This is a very regretful situation for us all right now, and hopefully we can get everything resolved as soon as possible. In any negotiations down the road, we're going to be very flexible. Our basic key positions have and continue to be that the regular posters don't get jack s***, and the staff gets everything. Hopefully, working from that base point, we can all come to an understanding. Thank you. That seems fair, I like that. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 12, 2011 17:40:23 GMT -5
I'm a mole for the mods. Wait...shouldn't have said that!! *Gets clubbed with a sack of doorknobs* You gave away your cover! *clubs Stryker with another bag of Doorknobs* WHY DID I GIVE EVERYBODY SACKS OF DOORKNOBS AS AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT!? IT'S SO COUNTER PRODUCTIVE!! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 17:41:59 GMT -5
*Walks in with Popcorn*
Hey guys what did I miss?
*Drops Popcorn*
You Jerks! You made me drop my popcorn!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 17:42:40 GMT -5
I was smart enough not to sign any contracts, so I'll take sides with whoever can give me the best offer.
But I warn you all. I play hardball.
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Mar 12, 2011 17:44:05 GMT -5
-sit in a lawn chair with popcorn in hand and eat it-
This is going to be fun.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2011 17:47:39 GMT -5
Guys I think I have a compromise deal that will make both sides happy, we all get to beat Stryker with a bag of Doorknobs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 17:49:19 GMT -5
Woody, thats a good deal, only can I get Gold Doorknobs instead of Silver?
And Ash can you please stop eating that popcorn? It was way after the 5 second rule
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Post by kingoftheindies on Mar 12, 2011 17:53:17 GMT -5
i don't like that deal. though hitting stryker is fun
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