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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 13:54:52 GMT -5
Kurt Angle vs. Doink in a...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 13:57:54 GMT -5
60 minute ironman match as kurt and doink lock up and kurt easier takes doink down and hammers on him
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:10:18 GMT -5
After the match, Kharma and Shane get ready for their match. However, it never gets underway because...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:13:39 GMT -5
a huge monster truck comes and destroys the entire arena but everyone makes it out in time
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:16:50 GMT -5
A "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" screen flashes up before Kharma does the stinkface on Shane in the rubble. She rolls him up for the pin... 1-2-3! Kharma is named the FAN Cola JPASWF Intercontinental Champion.
We cut to Alex Wright walking through the bowels of another arena. He's got a new gimmick which is...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:20:27 GMT -5
no gimmick at all just being himself as fans yawn at this he is approached by
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:22:28 GMT -5
Khali, who says fsdgjkghsgjlksgnhsjkldasfdnmk dnswfjisnoaejgkgnfjklgn.
Alex is like "what"? and throws a Pokeball. A toy Charmander comes out, and Khali...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:25:47 GMT -5
kills it by giving it a brain chop and alex starts to cry we then go to
Sin Cara vs David Otunga in a match for the world botch champion
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:27:55 GMT -5
Cara wins by springing the wrong way off of his entrance trampoline. He flies into the rafters and sees...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:29:58 GMT -5
kane,big show and undertaker all sitting in the rafters
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:31:02 GMT -5
Sharing a big sub. Show chases Cara away, saying its his sub. He returns to his friends and someone has taken his place...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:31:59 GMT -5
that person is diesal and he has a staring contest with big show
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:38:11 GMT -5
Show jabs Diesel in the eye. Diesel falls onto the pillows mounted in the ring for the softcore rules match between...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:44:35 GMT -5
diesal and vader desal wins after repeatedly hitting vader in the head with the pellow until vader fell and diesal pins him to become the softcore rules champion up next is the main event between
vince mcmahon and Shane Mcmahon vs Big show,Kharma and Triple h
but before that we see
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:47:09 GMT -5
The PoloCam watching more divas in the shower. We see...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 14:49:15 GMT -5
sunny in there now as she is...
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 14:56:42 GMT -5
...soaping up... she notices the camera peeping and screams...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 15:01:40 GMT -5
eve sddenly rushes in with a baseball bat but wondering how the camera could be in there if Shane isn't holding it
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 15:05:16 GMT -5
Sunny: Johnny! You pervert!
She gives Polo the crimson mask and she and Eve beat him to a bloody pulp, leaving him for dead. The door opens...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 15:08:11 GMT -5
and Colt Cabana comes in
Colt:johnny you got the footage
colt looks at Eve and Sunny and slowly starts to back out of the room
colt:uhhh this is a bad time isn't it
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