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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 2, 2011 18:11:14 GMT -5
Johnny Polo: "Today is the beginning of a genesis in professional wrestling. For years people have come up to me and said Johnny, how come there isn't a wrestling organisation that gives true power to the people? Not phoneins or emails, TRUE power. So after rumours I was found dead outside a IHOP, I went into hiding for a while and concocted this- the Johnny Polo All-Star Wrestling Federation! Or jipasswhiff if you so desire. YOU call the shots! You have an entire LEGACY of professional wrestling to build the show upon! You could have Andre the Giant face off against 3 Count! Hulk Hogan versus Scotty Flamingo in a Porno on a Pole Match! YOU THE VIEWER adds a little bit to the story every time! Now let's start the show!"
Theme music: Adrenaline rush adrenaline rush adrenaline rush adrenaline rush ad nauseum
The PoloCam is running- a video camera from circa 1994. It peers through the keyhole of a locker room. Inside are...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 2, 2011 21:22:24 GMT -5
Big Show and Kharma talking
Big show:You know I really don't like your new name
Kharma:I know but it wasn't my choice and i'm banned form changing it back
big show:Really that's dumb why can't you change it back? I mean if you don't like it you should be able to change it back
Kharma:Well WWE are morons...oops i mentioned another company's name is that bad?
Big Show:eh who cares
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 2:45:14 GMT -5
Vince enters the room and attempts to piledrive Kharma. Attempts to. He can't lift her up. So he leaves the room, slamming the door in the PoloCam's face, and we see his legs going to get help. Five minutes later he returns with...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 8:11:22 GMT -5
a sledgehammer but triple h comes out of nowhere and takes the sledgehammer hits vince with it and pedigres him then big show hits him with the knockout punch and Kharma chokeslams him
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 10:05:27 GMT -5
We go live to our first match! It is scheduled for one fall with no disqualification!
The first ever FAN Co. United States champion will be crowned tonight!
Making his way down the aisle from the Kennel Club, Yellow Dog!
And his opponent...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 10:28:48 GMT -5
and his opponent from parts unknown
Gangrel
the match starts off with
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 10:53:46 GMT -5
Gangrel doing a blood spit and then biting Yellow Dog. Pillman retaliates by...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 11:09:51 GMT -5
pulling on gangrel's ear and slamming it into the corner followed by
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 11:32:27 GMT -5
pulling a gun out. He places the gun to Gangrel's temple and then shoots...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 11:37:52 GMT -5
Gangrell falls and Yellow dog covers him 1 2 3 here is your winner and new united states champion Yellow dog
we go to
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 11:47:37 GMT -5
The PoloCam in the women's locker room. It moves the curtain and peeps inside the shower. We see...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 11:55:04 GMT -5
melina singing completely unaware of the camera
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 12:35:27 GMT -5
Sunny walks into the shower.
Sunny: Hey Mel, did you see that PoloCam-
The camera shudders.
...bit at the beginning? I wonder who's filming it?
Melina: I don't know, but I hope to God they're not spying on us right now.
The holder of the cam breathes a sigh of relief.
Kharma comes in and...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 12:51:48 GMT -5
starts wrecking everything
kharma:I want vince in a match tonight for hitting me with that sledgehammer earlier
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 12:56:55 GMT -5
Sunny: I think you should ask the GM.
Melina: We have a GM?
Sunny: Yeah, it's Brother Love.
Kharma: Tell him to get his red ass right here and give me a match!
Kharma opens the shower curtain revealing the holder of the PoloCam. It's...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 13:28:24 GMT -5
Shane Mcmahon as Kharma becomes red with anger and chases Shane out of the locker room and runs into
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 13:46:46 GMT -5
Colt Cabana and Johnny Polo, eating pizza.
Johnny: SHANE! What the hell have you been doing?
Shane: Locker room duty, sir.
Johnny: For this... LECHERY, you're going to face Kharma in a...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 13:48:22 GMT -5
camera on a pole match where the winner has to hit the loser in the head with the camera oh and it's in a steel cage
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 3, 2011 13:51:35 GMT -5
Johnny: AND the loser has to wear a diaper. Colt's idea not mine.
Colt: HEY!
Johnny then offers Kharma a slice of pizza, which consists of pepperoni, mozerella and BBQ sauce. Kharma...
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Post by RKTaker on Jul 3, 2011 13:53:11 GMT -5
Kharma devours the pizza as colt johnny and shane just stare at her the next match is
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