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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 16, 2011 14:08:09 GMT -5
I figured he got arrested for driving angry
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2011 14:19:15 GMT -5
I wonder if his head was on fire.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 16, 2011 15:07:08 GMT -5
I figured he got arrested for driving angry in 3D? |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Apr 16, 2011 15:30:24 GMT -5
Eh, it's just the most fun to rip on. I know, but "Bad Lieutenant" is just my go to for asshole Nick Cage. 'His soul is still punching women.' |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 16, 2011 15:35:07 GMT -5
Edit: Guess the Terror Alert's at "Ghost Rider" now
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Post by kevservo on Apr 16, 2011 16:07:10 GMT -5
I'd like to think that he joked with the guy taking his fingerprints "Hey Ed, did you hear the one about the cement truck that crashed into a prison? 12 hardened criminals escaped."
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Apr 16, 2011 16:31:22 GMT -5
There's only one way out of this, Nic. You're gonna have to steal the Declaration of Independence. "I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE." |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 16, 2011 16:46:24 GMT -5
For some reason, my dad calls Nicholas Cage the most boring actor in Hollywood. I would agree with him, if I have not seen moments where Nick is out of his mind. As long as Channing Tatum's still in town, Nick's got nothing to worry about. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2011 17:11:52 GMT -5
Was his soul still dancing?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 16, 2011 21:57:00 GMT -5
I guess Big Daddy won't be saving the day.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 16, 2011 22:02:24 GMT -5
There's no need to quote his movies. Nicholas Cage in real life is insane enough as it is.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 16, 2011 22:09:11 GMT -5
This situation probably arose after his wife threatened to shoot the stuffed bunny.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 16, 2011 22:11:28 GMT -5
My guess he was playing the Carpenters too loud...
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 16, 2011 22:14:54 GMT -5
He'll probably just blame it on his apprentice.
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Post by stealthamo on Apr 16, 2011 22:20:36 GMT -5
It's obvious that he wanted that piece of cake.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 16, 2011 22:25:09 GMT -5
I heard that, when the cops arrived, he was Gone in 60 Seconds.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 9:45:19 GMT -5
It's obvious that he wanted that piece of cake. Awww, I was gonna say that.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 10:09:47 GMT -5
Clearly, she tried to take some of his jelly beans.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 17, 2011 15:16:15 GMT -5
I heard that, when the cops arrived, he was Gone in 60 Seconds. Did he Drive Angry? (joke re-used without permission) |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 15:20:23 GMT -5
There's only one way out of this, Nic. You're gonna have to steal the Declaration of Independence. Alternatively, sneak into the president's party to kidnap him until he grants a pardon. |
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