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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 17, 2011 15:35:03 GMT -5
He'll get sent to prison and eventually flown home via Con Air, baby!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 17, 2011 16:41:40 GMT -5
I guess he isn't the family man, after all.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2011 17:01:55 GMT -5
He'll get sent to prison and eventually flown home via Con Air, baby! That'd be great. "Hey, I was, I WAS IN A MOVIE WHERE THIS HAPPENED!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
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Post by nate5054 on Apr 17, 2011 17:13:30 GMT -5
They finally got him for making that awful piece of crap called Wicker Man. Good job law enforcement.
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riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Apr 17, 2011 17:18:51 GMT -5
Wicker Man was bad? What about Bangkok Dangerous, Next, and Sorceror's Apprentice? If anything Nicolas Cage should've been arrested for the numerous bad hairpieces he wears.
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R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 17, 2011 17:25:06 GMT -5
Wicker Man was bad? What about Bangkok Dangerous, Next, and Sorceror's Apprentice? If anything Nicolas Cage should've been arrested for the numerous bad hairpieces he wears. Those are all bad, but the Wicker Man is just...unreal.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 17, 2011 17:35:18 GMT -5
I wonder if there was a Face/Off.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 17, 2011 18:23:47 GMT -5
Must be the season of the Witch.
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Post by Young Game on Apr 17, 2011 18:42:35 GMT -5
Looks like this isn't the best of times for Nicolas Cage. I guess he really is wild at heart. Just remember, it could happen to you. One day you're trapped in paradise, then...it's the kiss of death. Good thing this happened in New Orleans, otherwise he would be leaving Las Vegas. Same goes for the City of Angels.
Looks like life is coming up snake eyes for old Nicolas Cage. If they decide to send him to The Rock, we all know he can kick ass.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 17, 2011 22:11:41 GMT -5
SHITTY NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE REFERENCE!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 17, 2011 23:34:01 GMT -5
TMZ has a videotape of the incident, but I can't figure out how to link it. I wonder what'll happen NEXT. Edit: Admittedly, that sucked, but it's the only Nic Cage movie not yet referenced
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Post by Young Game on Apr 17, 2011 23:37:52 GMT -5
CAPTAIN CORELLI'S MANDOLIN!!!
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2011 0:18:14 GMT -5
This might not be Nic's fault. Maybe he's under the spell of a Vampire's Kiss.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 18, 2011 0:32:18 GMT -5
I think his alibi was he was so drunk, he wound up not KNOWING what he was saying.
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2011 0:59:35 GMT -5
Maybe he thought she was a ghost, and he knew the best way to get rid of a GHOST was to RIDE 'ER.
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 18, 2011 1:06:22 GMT -5
No crappy joke here, just forgot to quote this awhile back: Looks like this isn't the best of times for Nicolas Cage. I guess he really is wild at heart. Just remember, it could happen to you. One day you're trapped in paradise, then...it's the kiss of death. Good thing this happened in New Orleans, otherwise he would be leaving Las Vegas. Same goes for the City of Angels. Looks like life is coming up snake eyes for old Nicolas Cage. If they decide to send him to The Rock, we all know he can kick ass. That was GENE SHALIT levels of awesome!
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 18, 2011 4:35:37 GMT -5
I have the perfect video for this, but no way is it board safe.
So, uhh...
I don't approve of domestic violence. If he is indeed guilty, then he is certainly not Brad's Bud.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 18, 2011 5:07:29 GMT -5
He must be angry because he heard Peggy Sue got married.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 18, 2011 6:04:04 GMT -5
He should go on tour with Charlie Sheen.
Its amazing how many people have forgotten that Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to his ex's throat.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 18, 2011 6:11:35 GMT -5
He should go on tour with Charlie Sheen. Its amazing how many people have forgotten that Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to his ex's throat. I haven't, and that's why I can't understand why people are supporting Sheen's bullshit.
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