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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 6, 2011 21:28:17 GMT -5
Hello, people of The Crap. I'm here selling my latest invention: Invisible Cake!
Nice and healthy! It's fat free, and it doesn't have germs and grease and syringes! In fact, you could say that eating it gives you a negative value of fat! You're going to lose weight eating this every day!
Buy now, 'cause I only got a hundred or so. It's cheap!
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 6, 2011 21:30:22 GMT -5
I'll take 10!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 6, 2011 21:33:23 GMT -5
Thank you! No refunds, no firebombs and no giving to children, please!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 6, 2011 21:46:34 GMT -5
Thank you! No refunds, no firebombs and no giving to children, please! Not a problem! Oh, and I hope you enjoy my latest invention; Invisible Money! *enjoys Invisible Cake* |
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Post by Young Game on Apr 6, 2011 21:48:22 GMT -5
How am I supposed to smuggle any kind of escape tool into prison with this?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 6, 2011 21:51:25 GMT -5
How am I supposed to smuggle any kind of escape tool into prison with this? Why with my invisible prison escape tools, of course! They're the most effective among other invisible escape tools! I got an invisible lock pick, invisible shovel, invisible pants, invsible g-string, and many more! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2011 21:53:45 GMT -5
 Meh. I've had better invisible cakes...
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mcmahonfan85
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 6, 2011 21:56:23 GMT -5
i can't believe you people are falling for this crap. the invisible cake is a lie!!!
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Post by Young Game on Apr 6, 2011 21:59:56 GMT -5
How am I supposed to smuggle any kind of escape tool into prison with this? Why with my invisible prison escape tools, of course! They're the most effective among other invisible escape tools! I got an invisible lock pick, invisible shovel, invisible pants, invsible g-string, and many more! Does that also come with the invisible tattoo gun? I'm going to have to learn a trade in the Big House. If so...YOU'VE GOT A DEAL! |
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Post by The Tank on Apr 6, 2011 22:01:09 GMT -5
Oh, man, invisible cake?
And here I am with no money, invisible or visible.
...hey, Cthulhu! Look over there! It's a thing!!!
*grabs cake while Cthulhu's not looking and runs away*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 6, 2011 22:37:46 GMT -5
Why with my invisible prison escape tools, of course! They're the most effective among other invisible escape tools! I got an invisible lock pick, invisible shovel, invisible pants, invsible g-string, and many more! Does that also come with the invisible tattoo gun? I'm going to have to learn a trade in the Big House. If so...YOU'VE GOT A DEAL! Thanks for the purchase. No refunds, even if you get the plague. Just wait for the invisible package to be delivered by the invisible mailmen. |
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King Devitt
Grimlock
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Post by King Devitt on Apr 7, 2011 4:51:37 GMT -5
i'll buy some of your invisible cake only if you get into my invisible van where i have some invisible candy.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 7, 2011 5:49:52 GMT -5
Invisible Asparagus for Sale! Get it while it's hot!!
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Post by Predator McBroski on Apr 7, 2011 6:13:32 GMT -5
I'll take 'em all!
*Throws money*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 7, 2011 8:15:20 GMT -5
Here you go then Invisible Asparagus Cake! Enjoy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 8:34:20 GMT -5
Thank you! No refunds, no firebombs and no giving to children, please! Not a problem! Oh, and I hope you enjoy my latest invention; Invisible Money! *enjoys Invisible Cake*  Free Cake! Free Cake! |
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Meh. I've had better invisible cakes...
