|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 15:52:31 GMT -5
Well I don't have any BI or Knockouts promo. And you have less than ten minutes to get them in.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 15:56:31 GMT -5
Mine will have to be an exclusive later on.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 15:59:35 GMT -5
I luckily got a Red and a bit of a Moore promo in
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:00:59 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to iMPACT as we are coming off an amazing Victory Road event. West: Brutus Magnus is still champion. Tenay: Yeah, thanks to Rated SharKO. And Anderson will have a chance at revenge as he takes on Shark Boy and JKO in a handicap match tonight. West: Also at Victory Road, Christopher Daniels made his TNA return. He’ll have his first iMPACT match in over a year as he takes on Hernandez. Tenay: And we have a new X Division Champion in Brian Kendrick. He’ll have his first match as champion next but first we have a word from Red.
Fool Me Once....Shame on You.....Fool Me Twice....I Kill You
Most of you "Fans" havn't heard from me since after I lost the title that is rightfully mine, and quite frankly I never got my rematch for it....until tonight
Brian Kendrick, you and I have held countless battles in the past in my past persona but you have never fought me like this before. You have something that belongs to me, something that needs to return back in my arms.....and I will do anything to get it back. I promise you one thing, by the end of that match, I will be the winner, and I will make damn sure you give me the match thats rightfully mine at Hard Justice.
Be Careful Kendrick....I'm about to make you see Red
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,480
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2011 16:01:28 GMT -5
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND the computer ate my promo.
So no BI promo this week. [facepalm][/facepalm]
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:02:51 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick is backstage, the X Division Championship around his waist.
Hey kids, I'm Brian Kendrick, the new X Division Champion. Welcome to Impact!
A cheesy video plays, showcasing Brian performing various “extreme” stunts.
If you saw Victory Road, then you witnessed a crowning moment of awesome, as your friend Brian Kendrick defeated Jeff Hardy to become Champion of the X! This belt signifies that I am the highest risk-taker in this company! It signifies that I don't yield to any limits! Most of all, it signifies that I am the best this division has to offer.
Tonight, I meet The Amazing Red in singles competition. Red, you call yourself amazing, but really, man. What's so amazing about you? What do you do that the other X Division guys don't?
And why do you call yourself Red, by the way? You're not a redhead. Your tights are more black than red. And your not an In- er...
Anyway, to prove that I am more Amazing Red...der, than the Amazing Red, I have done two things. First off, I am wearing the red tights from my days as a Hooligan.
Secondly, to show just how amazing I am, I have prepared a very special ring entrance. What is it? Well now, that would be telling!
I have to get to the ring now. Until next time, I'm Brian Kendrick. Thank you.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:05:17 GMT -5
VO: REMEMBER KIDS! BRIAN KENDRICK IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!
Smoke fills the arena. We can hear people coughing as a spotlight shines around, finally setting on the rafters, where we see Sting.
Hey! I'm down here!
Kendrick is already in the ring, pouting.
West: Did we get that? That was amazing! Tenay: I think our cameras missed it. West: What?! That’s ridiculous. Tenay: Well I apologize folks.
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Red!
West: I still can’t believe we missed Kendrick’s entrance. That was amazing. Tenay: I know. But we need to move on. Regardless of how great his entrance was, Kendrick still has to face Red here. West: Well Red never got a rematch for the X Division title so he has a lot of motivation here.
Brian Kendrick v Red 3 votes 10 minutes
|
|
|
Post by The Tank on Jul 11, 2011 16:06:39 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick with Thee Move.
Also, PN, I'm disappointed in you for going along with the fad.
I'm willing to forgive the new guy, but I expect better from you.
|
|
|
Post by wwe1993 on Jul 11, 2011 16:09:03 GMT -5
Kendrick with a shooting star press.
P.S. woohoo! I'm forgiven!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 16:09:14 GMT -5
Kendrick with a dropkick.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 16:10:45 GMT -5
I wanted to see Kendrick's entrance.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:11:32 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick with Thee Move. Also, PN, I'm disappointed in you for going along with the fad. I'm willing to forgive the new guy, but I expect better from you. I needed a new sig and I couldn't think of anything else. So shut up.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:14:31 GMT -5
Kendrick ducks a kick from Red and counters with a kick of his own.. Kendrick the hits The Kendrick!
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Kendrick gets the win over Red here. West: I want to see his entrance. Do we have footage of that? Tenay: I don’t know. We’ll check on that. But ahead of our next match we can hear from Shannon Moore.
I don't have anything to say.....just leave me alone
West: Enlightening.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:15:46 GMT -5
I wanted to see Kendrick's entrance. Well I like to think it's a commentary on how shoddy TNA's camerawork is.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:16:21 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Jacqueline, from Orlando, Florida, weighing 240 pounds, Lieutenant Jesse Neal!
Lt. Jesse Neal's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring, accompanied by Jackie, who's waving the New American flag proudly while walking down the ramp.
Tenay: And here comes Lt. Jesse Neal, who has recently turned his back on the TNA fans and even what he refers to as the "old America". West: Rightfully so if you ask me, Tenay. Jesse has been overlooked by the TNA brass and under-appreciated by the fans and his peers. This man fought for this country and this is the thanks he gets! Tenay: I think that the TNA fans appreciated Jesse Neal during his metal days and that Neal is just trying to make excuses for why he hasn't achieved his full potential. West: Well with the beautiful and powerful Miss Jackie by his side, I'd say this new attitude will see him finally reach that potential and then some!
Neal gets in the ring and lowers the rope for Jackie, taking the flag off her and placing it in the ring-post. He and Jackie stand in the center of the ring...
ATTTTEEEEEENNNN-HUT!
Neal and Jackie fall in and salute, much to the dismay of the crowd. Jackie quickly grabs the mic off Neal.
Nuh-uh, nuh-uh! You show this man the respect he deserves! You show us both some damn respect!
The crowd boos loudly, making Jackie angrier. Neal calms her down and takes the mic back.
Boo all you want, you just continue to prove my point. I don't need to prove myself to you ignorant ingrates, just like I don't have to prove myself to my former tag partner Shannon Moore tonight. It's a sad fact that the first victory for Jesse Neal's New America will be against someone so insignificant...but a win is a win. At the end of this night I'll be celebrating victory, while Shannon will left taking a dirt nap in this ring. And hell, maybe my beating will serve as a message to the TNA locker-room. Speaking of which...
Neal hands Jackie the mic and takes out a chalk from his pocket. He uses it to draw a line in the middle of the ring, which he and Jackie stand behind. Jackie hands the mic back...
To all you wrestlers backstage, listen up. This ring is my warzone, and I'm drawing a line in the sand. You're either with my New America, or you're against us. The three star insignia on our flag represents the three crusaders already supporting the cause. Make your decision wisely, friends, or you will soon become enemies.
Tenay: Jesse Neal making a major statement there, telling the TNA locker-room that they either get behind New America or be left in the dust. West: But Mike, there are only two New Americans that we know of. Who is the third guy? Tenay: Oh don't start this again...
Jesse throws the mic down and awaits Shannon Moore's arrival.
JB: And his opponent, from Whispering Pines, North Carolina, weighing 202 pounds, Shannon Moore!
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.....Do you honestly think anyone of these fans let alone anyone in the back is going to care about this "New America"? Been There, Done That, Seen it All.......Stables aren't strangers to the business, but quite frankly yours is the most pathetic, I mean, you have Jackie of all people standing at your side....
This gets cheers from the audience
Let me shut you up for good.....Because The Prince of Chaos is back
Lt. Jesse Neal v Shannon Moore 3 votes 10 minutes
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 16:17:33 GMT -5
Lt. Jesse Neal with a big boot.
|
|
|
Post by wwe1993 on Jul 11, 2011 16:20:40 GMT -5
Lt. Jesse Neal with a Star Spangled Splash!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 16:23:57 GMT -5
Moore with a MooreGasm!
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2011 16:26:17 GMT -5
Moore goes for a neckbreaker but Neal pushes him off comes off the ropes and hits the Dishonorable Discharge (Spear)
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Lt. Jesse Neal!
After the match, Jackie rolls into the ring and hits Shannon with the Camel Toe (groin kick).
Tenay: Ouch! And that can't feel good! That dreaded Camel Toe by Jackie. West: Shouldn't we be calling it the Nutcracker in this instance?
Shannon collapses to the ground as Jesse and Jackie start putting the boots to him. Neal locks in the Dirt Nap (straightjacket camel clutch) while Jackie shouts abuse at the hurt Shannon Moore.
Tenay: Come on! Somebody has gotta stop this! He'll choke this kid out!
Tenay: It's Red! West: What the Hell is he doing out here?!?
Red enters the ring and all the action stops......Until he shakes hands with Neal
West: Yes! I knew someday he would come to his senses!
As Neal walks foward......Red kicks him straight in the head from behind!
Tenay: Yeah, he's came out to same Shannon Moore
Neal and Red go back and forth on punches, Red gets Irish Whipped...and reverses it into a hurricarana on Neal. Both Jackie and Neal leave the ring as Red helps Moore up
West: What the Hell is Red Thinking???
Moore stops and stares at The New America flag
Tenay: I don't like the look of where this is going....
Moore grabs one end.....Red grabs the other......
And they rip it apart much to the pleasure of the crowd! The look on Neal's and Jackie's face says it all!
West: Red and Moore may have won this fight....but The War is Just Beginning.
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,480
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 11, 2011 16:27:59 GMT -5
Neal with a vertebreaker as an unhappy Steiner watches from the back.
Oh, and Tank, I could never do a good "Civil War" sig. It'd be hard to put my favorite current and former divas in one.
|
|