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Post by forgottensinpwf on Apr 18, 2011 11:44:58 GMT -5
Well, ya better let the poor guy out.  WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! Post some other bad jokes. |
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thegigolo
ALF
Leaving the women of the world satisfied one night at a time.
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 18, 2011 11:47:40 GMT -5
They all float down here, fatboy.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 18, 2011 11:47:34 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi, and a voodoo shaman walk into a bar. The bartender says " What is this? A joke?"
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Post by The Tank on Apr 18, 2011 11:48:49 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar and says...ouch.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2011 11:51:02 GMT -5
The 2011 Boston Red Sox.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 18, 2011 11:51:11 GMT -5
What have camels & Police horses both got in common?
They both have useless tits on their backs!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 18, 2011 11:55:38 GMT -5
Yo bartender, this coffee tastes like mud!
Yup, it's fresh ground.
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Post by woowoowoox on Apr 18, 2011 12:12:28 GMT -5
*curls into a ball and cries for opening this thread* Clowns scare me - ESPECIALLY THAT ONE!  |
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Post by Citizen Zero on Apr 18, 2011 12:43:04 GMT -5
Nah, last I heard he was in Japan.
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Apr 18, 2011 12:56:26 GMT -5
Is your refrigerator running?
Well, you better go catch it!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 18, 2011 13:02:01 GMT -5
Yes.
I also have Trish Stratus on my mind.
Get it?
Anyone?
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Apr 18, 2011 13:19:00 GMT -5
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
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thegigolo
ALF
Leaving the women of the world satisfied one night at a time.
Posts: 1,043
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 18, 2011 13:20:01 GMT -5
*curls into a ball and cries for opening this thread* Clowns scare me - ESPECIALLY THAT ONE! That clown is awesome. |
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Post by Disaster Report on Apr 18, 2011 13:21:23 GMT -5
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 18, 2011 13:36:07 GMT -5
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 18, 2011 13:47:48 GMT -5
How many Elephants can you fit in a volkswagen?
6. 3 in the back, 2 in the front and 1 in the trunk.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
There are elephant tracks in the butter.
How do you know if 6 elephants have been in your fridge?
There are volkswagen tire tracks in the butter.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Apr 18, 2011 13:49:37 GMT -5
Hello. This is Colonel Sanders. Do you have crispy thighs?
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Apr 18, 2011 14:31:02 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar and says...ouch. Two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks. |
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Post by Young Game on Apr 18, 2011 14:38:01 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender asks "Why is there a ship's wheel in your pants?"
The guy says "Yar! I don't know, but, it's driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him "Hey, where are your buccaneers?"
The pirate says "On either side of me buccan head!"
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 18, 2011 14:42:42 GMT -5
Q: What kinds of sandwiches do Superman, Spider-Man, and Captain America always order at the deli?
A: Heroes.
Q: How did Link help the basketball team win the game?
A: He used his hook shot.
Q: What kind of fish would dare attack Mario?
A: A Barrakoopa.
Q: What did Princess Zelda tell Link when they couldn't open the door?
A: Try Force.
Q: What did Commissoner Gorden say when Joker, Harley Quinn, and Sweet Tooth turned up in jail?
A: Who let these clowns in here?
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