Raw Caption Thread (The "Boycott Haas" Edition)

[lildude8218]

Just kidding about the title!




Van Dam started to regret not hiring a different lawyer.



It wasn't so much Washington crossing the Delaware as it was a drunk crossing the street.



The replay clearly shows that Sandman went around, that's a strike!



What people don't know is that just before he jumped, Tommy said "TNA is gonna sue you" and it startled Sabu.



Tommy Dreamer was shocked at how fat Gene Simmons has gotten.



The dude in the white shirt couldn't believe how huge Sandman's junk was and needed to hurry up and take a picture.



Carlito shows he's a huge Lionel Richie fan by Dancing on the Ceiling.



This was the scariest fun house Triple H had ever been to.



The new Three Stooges movie was going to be awesome!



Multiple Man strikes again!



The 2nd Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film just wasn't the same without Mos Def.



Eugene was always ready for a round of Pattycake.



Kurt Angle gives tribute to Victor Quinones with his new mouthguard



The IWC explodes when Randy Orton busts out Sliced Bread #2.



Kane seeks revenge on Lance Cade for locking him in that room. What? We're not supposed to remember that? Sorry!



In an odd twist, the new Kane wanted to be referred to as "Smeagol."



Kane hits Kane with the world's largest spindle of thread.



Mickie: Hey Beth, look at what I can do that you can't now! *opens mouth wider*



Victoria "Ace" Ventura would do everything possible to prove that Beth was a man.



Jerry Lawler's "Dracula" impression wasn't all that great.



Video surfaced this week of Triple H's bachelor party.



How do you think Triple H got out of the doghouse in the first place?



Shane couldn't help but chuckle when he saw the gerbil poke his little head out.



It's like the end of Saw but only much worse.

[Pgarodactyl]

Sandman gives the non-verbal order to Haas... later in the night, Lillian pays!

[sdoyle7798]

lildude8218 said:

Shane couldn't help but chuckle when he saw the gerbil poke his little head out.

My new favorite caption.

[Virt McGirt]

"That'll teach you not to call me 'Rainbow Brite'!!!!"


[singing]Somebody's been using Prell[/singing]


Victoria just "caught a whiff." (Quite possibly my grossest caption yet )


Red rover, red rover, send Rainbow Brite over!


Arguably the hottest last call ever.

[ohnomellon]

lildude8218 said:

Balls:OW! Hey, dumbass! Hit HIM, not me!



Terry Funk:We're going home now, and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this ever again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill, agreed? SABU?!
Sabu:I'll never mention it again.
Funk:We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave.
(sorry, for some reason I saw this picture and could only think of "I Know What You Did Last Summer")


Trips was hesitant about Vince opening up his own art gallery, this just confirmed his uneasyness.

[Santana]

man look how happy the ecw crew looks as sabu flys through the air

[bruteshot79]

The magic stick was about to attack Cena, until Sandman made the save.

[JacopeX]

Shane: He he...You forgot to wipe that corn outta there.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Here's Cena letting us know how many ECW matches he actually watched (and a 2 out of 3 falls match counts as 3 matches)



Man, Billy Idol has aged horribly.



Sandman and Invisible Man fight over who's gonna hit Cena with the cane.



Funk: Ok, Johnny boy. You say you're an ECW fan? Well then I guess you'll get a kick out of seeing Sabu botch spots over and over again.

Cena: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



Dreamer: Man, Raven's really let himself go.



Carlito is about to find out whether gravity likes to spit or swallow.



Hunter: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!!!



Dinsmore: This game is fun, Jim.
Duggan: Jim? I'm not Jim. I'm you in 20 years.



New Kane: Sooo...is this mask suppose to chaffe your skin so much?!
Old Kane: What? You think they actually cleaned it since the last time I put it on? Rookie.



Dammit, I said I wanted Miller LITE, not Miller GENUINE DRAFT! Damn retarded bagger!!



I've never wanted to be a women's championship belt more in my life.



Jerry: I see boobies. Look at them. Honk Honk.
JR: You forgot your pills again, didn't you?



Shane: So that's where the Slammy Awards come from.

[samachine]

This was about the distance Haas bounced Lillian.

[G✇JI☈A]

I did not read any of the other captions. So sorry in advance if mine are similar to yours.



Cena: This wonderful wristband only cost me $2 from Amway. And there is a lot more bargins Rob if join up. Just sign on the dotted line.



Sandman just realizes that he can't smoke or drink under the new wellness program.



Sandman: Your on fire. Quick I'll put it out with this Singapore Cane.



Funk: Old Fan my Ass!!!

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Old Kane: CATCH
Kane cowers as Old Kane throws the "steel" bin

Seriously, look how Kane is cowering, its kinda funny

[Ken Ivory]

Superbrawl Saturday?!

[Avalanche Alvarez]

CENA: "Waitress! Where the hell is my Shirley Temple?!"
ROB: "John...we're in the ring. We're going to Friday's AFTER the show."
CENA: "Oh...okay."



MAN IN GREY SHIRT w/ MOUSTACHE: (Whispering) "...sir, you're standing on my wife's back. Please move...please?"



SANDMAN: "What do you mean "I can't see you"? I've hit you fifteen times already! Moron!"



SABU: (Thinking) "I immediately regret this decision...."



MAN IN WHITE: (To Sandman) "You spit in my nachos, ass!"
MAN IN BLUE ON RIGHT: "Oh no he didn't!"



Kurt Angle chewing gum: bad for your teeth, doesn't do much for your smile but buy it...or HE'LL BREAK YOUR FREAKIN' ANKLE! It's chew! It's damn chew!"



UNMASKED KANE: "...those are MY tights your adjusting. Back off."



MASKED KANE: "Plastic in the blue one, PAPER in this one! Recycle, ass! I'm not going to explain it again!"



SHANE: (Laughing) "I can't believe I came out of THAT!"
VINCE: "Umm...Shane?"
SHANE: "Nine months inside there?! HAHAHAHA!"
VINCE: "Shane...it's time we had THAT talk. When mommies and daddies love each other...."

[Deleted]

"Twenty-five, who'll gimme twenty-five...I got twenty-five...not how about fiddy? Come on people, genuine World title belt. Fiddy, fiddy, fiddy, I got fiddy..."



Sandman shows his disappointment for not getting the role of Silas in "The Da Vinci Code".



"Don't move, Tommy. I'll get that blasted skeeter! Damn, I missed! Hold on, he's on your knee for real."



The part they didn't show was Sabu waving his finger, then pointing to RVD, "You!"



Tommy Dreamer: "John Kruk? What are you doing here?"



Triple H: "I thought Shawn threw Marty through the glass ceiling."



Goldust: "I smell feet!"
Snitsky: "Feet? I likes me some feet."
Melina: "Um, I smell feet too, 'cause you're both pigs."



First an ECW revival, now the return of the UWF. I'm geeked now!

[Nice Guy Cody]

Whaaaaaaaaat wouldja dooooooooo if ah sang outta tuuuuuuuuuuune . . .