3 questions to make a woman want you....

["I'm Batman..."]

...so, i keep seeing this on the internet.

apparently it's videos you have to pay for.

what do you think the questions are?

[Kevin Hamilton]

Did you know I'm Jackrabbit $lim?

Your place or mine?

What are you fixin me for breakfast?

[NYR_Bacon]

For me it's only one:

Do you accept cash?

[Monty Dawson]

If you want a woman to want you you shouldn't ask any questions...

Just be smooth playa, just be smooth

Or it's one of those "I can't say no 3 times in a row" things

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Are you a cop?

No, really....are you a cop?

Can we just stay in my car? I can't afford a motel room.

[Wolfpack Bitch]

Let me help you on this.

Question 1 : Can you help me read my bank statement. I can't tell if there are seven zeros after this 2 or if there are only six zeros?

Question 2 : I seem to have dropped my heart medication, can you help me find it?

Question 3 : Would you like to be the beneficiary to my will ?


Yep.. that's the important ones for you guys to learn.

[ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul]

Apr 29, 2011 19:27:29 GMT -5 Wolfpack Bitch said:

Let me help you on this.

Question 1 : Can you help me read my bank statement. I can't tell if there are seven zeros after this 2 or if there are only six zeros?

Question 2 : I seem to have dropped my heart medication, can you help me find it?

Question 3 : Would you like to be the beneficiary to my will ?


Yep.. that's the important ones for you guys to learn.

Interesting, may I offer a counter proposal?

It is not a question, but rather a statement. Look her over, then gaze into her eyes, as if you were to draw a connection to your souls... then say: "You'll do, let's go."

[Wolfpack Bitch]

LOL

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

I'll take a stab.

The suckup question first
Q1: Did you know you're beautiful?

When that fails, go to a lot of women's next love which would make Q2 Wolfpack's Q1

And then when all else fails
Q3: Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul]

Apr 29, 2011 19:31:14 GMT -5 Wolfpack Bitch said:

LOL

And it has worked.

[Diddly]

1. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

2. Really?

3. You?

[strykerdarksilence]

1. Where's the fife?

2. Gimme the fife!

[SickFlipPiledriver]

1. Who are you?

2. Who, who? Who, who?

3. I REALLY WANNA KNOWWWWW

[potpie]

When I was an English teach in Japan, we had kids ask us stock questions to practice speaking English. This one kid, who looked like the Japanese version of Chunk, asked me these 3 questions:
1) Do you like ice cream?
2) Do you like Naruto?
(he then flexes his flabby arms before asking...)
3) Do you like Arnold Schwarzenegger-type men?

I was at first freaked out that a 10 year old just hit on me, then proud because he spoke really well.

[Monkey Tennis?]

Apr 29, 2011 20:02:48 GMT -5 Diddly said:

1. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

2. Really?

3. You?

YES!

[default]

Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?

Who is your daddy?

And what does he do?

[HMARK Center]

1. Who are we?

2. Why are we here?

3. Does this look like a rash?

In. Like. Flynn.

[Dave the Dave]

I looked it up. I know we're making jokes, but the real answer is as dumb as some of these.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

1. Can I borrow a feeling?

2. Can you lend me a jar of love?


The third one wouldnt even be necessary.

[Mozenrath]

Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of love?

Whoo, one left to spare.