bob
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Post by bob on Apr 21, 2011 22:14:20 GMT -5
At a McDonalds. There was poop on the wall and on the floor. I've never been to that specific McDonald's since.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 21, 2011 22:17:54 GMT -5
I hate to admit it, but the bathroom in the studio that I record in. The studio itself is a huge room inside of a fabrication shop. While our studio is fairly neat and clean, the shop is the filthiest place in America. Beer cans and cigarette butts all over the place, huge boxes are used as trash cans. One time last year we decided to clean the place up, and I actually found pizza boxes from the 90's. We cleaned for hours and in the end the place was still an absolute mess. It's amazing that the guys that do the fabrication work get anything done at all. From the looks of it, they just drink beer and eat pizza all day.
The bathroom is definitely the worst part though. The bathroom door is nothing more than a swinging cage. There's a chain hanging from the cage, but I don't know if there's actually any way to use the chain to lock the "door". Once you go through the cage door, you have to walk down this short dark hallway and turn a corner. At this point (especially at night) you usually start hearing voices from the Mexicans that seemingly live directly on the other side of the walls. It's unreal, it actually sounds like they're in a room next to the restroom.
You turn a corner, and see the filthiest bathroom in the world. The concrete floors are caked with dirt. There's spider webs in every corner. The sink doesn't work, and if it did there's still no way in hell I'd wash my hands with that thing. The toilet itself works fine, but it looks diseased.
I swear, that bathroom is like something out of a Saw film. Most females that end up at the studio with us at night are terrified to go in there. Hell, I get creeped out by it.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 21, 2011 22:36:55 GMT -5
One time last year we decided to clean the place up, and I actually found pizza boxes from the 90's. Man that's bad. I would have dared someone to eat the remnants of whatever was inside.
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Thaal Sinestro
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Apr 21, 2011 23:06:04 GMT -5
One time last year we decided to clean the place up, and I actually found pizza boxes from the 90's. Man that's bad. I would have dared someone to eat the remnants of whatever was inside. U murder people often?
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Post by Cela on Apr 21, 2011 23:18:09 GMT -5
Chinese toilets weren't exactly bad, but more of a challenge. Keep the squat without falling over.
But Porta-pottys at fairgrounds were just awful.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Apr 21, 2011 23:21:36 GMT -5
I've been to a lot of heavy metal concerts and most heavy metal fans are pretty ignorant people. The most disgusting washroom I ever saw was at Arrow Hall in Missasauga, Ontario during Gigantour 2008. s*** everywhere. I also work in construction, and you see some pretty disgusting things in those bathrooms too. If you've ever worked "slab" you can imagine how bad those "johnny on the spots" can get. Well the bathroom at Arrow Hall that nights was even worse. I did see a concrete labourer doing lines of coke off the back of the toilet seat in a slab washroom once, which was probably one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 21, 2011 23:22:49 GMT -5
Man that's bad. I would have dared someone to eat the remnants of whatever was inside. U murder people often? lol, I can't help it!
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 21, 2011 23:24:24 GMT -5
not really that bad, just a little breezy ![](http://i52.tinypic.com/35dao3n.jpg) That's nothing. I've sat on a stick nailed horizontally between trees. And there are numerous times there weren't even that.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Apr 21, 2011 23:26:16 GMT -5
I've got two to share:
One was my friend's old place on the other side of town. It looked as if it was just a blink away from completely falling apart and collapsing. The toilet barely worked, the seat was heavily cracked, the sink didn't have hot water, and they barely kept towels up there to dry their hands off with. It was baaaad.
The second was at my old workplace, a grocery store. I was the carryout that night, which means I have other things to attend to. One of these things included cleaning the restrooms. One day, when I was cleaning the women's restroom, I found that some person completely and utterly missed the toilet. The toilet seat had a huge pile of poo on the back of it, and some other things that I can't remember. That thing was not fun to clean in the slightest. I'm honestly surprised that I didn't vomit or anything along those lines.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Apr 21, 2011 23:29:50 GMT -5
I was also in a co-ed dorm in college and saw some nasty things, the worst was a used maxi-pad stuck to the door going into the bathroom.
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Thaal Sinestro
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Apr 21, 2011 23:31:14 GMT -5
Can't help it? U joining my guild.
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mattperiolat
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Post by mattperiolat on Apr 22, 2011 0:36:13 GMT -5
This thread right here is why I do not use public restrooms unless I absolutely positively, you-will-crap-your pants-if-you-don't must.
I am not kidding. My mom swears my bladder must be made of titanium, but I will hold whatever I need to until I get home or at least until it is a surrounding I am comfortable in.
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riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Apr 22, 2011 1:09:06 GMT -5
Usually all public restooms are off-limits for me. Being the huge germaphobe that I am, I typically won't use a restroom unless it's in a doctors office honestly. I have seen a lot of horrible public restooms that keep me from ever using one.
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ibdude
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Post by ibdude on Apr 22, 2011 2:02:44 GMT -5
The worst ones I've seen are when I went campground and outdoor park restrooms. There are no lights in those, so you either have to keep the door open or keep a flashlight with you and shine it at the top of the ceiling to see (especially at night). I used to hate going in those restrooms because I was afraid something would crawl up my ass while I'm taking a dump lol.
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Apr 22, 2011 2:03:22 GMT -5
A gas station bathroom it smelt like crap and I didn't want to sit in the toilet cause it look filthy. Then again I don't like going to public bathroom after I had a incident where someone looked at me while I pee.
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riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Apr 22, 2011 2:34:28 GMT -5
A gas station bathroom it smelt like crap and I didn't want to sit in the toilet cause it look filthy. Then again I don't like going to public bathroom after I had a incident where someone looked at me while I pee. Did you shout "STRANGER DANGER!"?
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Apr 22, 2011 2:37:11 GMT -5
A gas station bathroom it smelt like crap and I didn't want to sit in the toilet cause it look filthy. Then again I don't like going to public bathroom after I had a incident where someone looked at me while I pee. Did you shout "STRANGER DANGER!"? It was at school. >.>
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riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Apr 22, 2011 2:38:22 GMT -5
Did you shout "STRANGER DANGER!"? It was at school. >.> Still creepy though.
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Apr 22, 2011 2:39:15 GMT -5
Indeed it was and ever since then I have fear of going to public bathrooms afraid someone might be a peeping Jane.
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Post by Efren on Apr 22, 2011 3:29:57 GMT -5
I once went to one at a club where the rest of the bathroom wasnt the greatest sanitary thing, dust bin up to the top in used tp, mold and rust everywhere and such but it fairly horrible bathroom average but the thing I found it more disgusting that anything is it was clogged with a floating tampon, a rosy color on the water that had a large shit in it too... not a cool sight.
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