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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 21, 2011 20:14:17 GMT -5
Can't recall the exact worst, but a surprisingly bad one was at my alma mater, UCI. With as expensive as tuition is, you think they'd clean up the men's bathroom in the primary library. Yet, there was this big lumpy, dried shit stain pasted prominently to the wall. Haven't been there for about a year, but I'm sure its still there. On the positive side of bathrooms, I remember this one restaurant chain in Spain, I think it was called Tollos. Their bathrooms seemed pretty clean. I even sat in one, one time and was just drinking some 40s. I miss studying abroad  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 20:16:06 GMT -5
My ex-girlfriend's. Then again, that whole house looked like it belonged to Tyler Durden.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 21, 2011 20:17:07 GMT -5
My ex-girlfriend's. Then again, that whole house looked like it belonged to Tyler Durden. You weren't the one caught AC Slatering were you? |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 21, 2011 20:22:54 GMT -5
NOTHING will ever top the time I reached for toilet paper in a gas station bathroom to find that the roll had blood on it.
NOTHING.
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Apr 21, 2011 20:23:54 GMT -5
I had a teacher that had some pretty sick horror stories,boy were they bad!
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 21, 2011 20:25:42 GMT -5
Taking a dump at the old college dorms was impossible between the hours of 10pm Friday night and about noon on Saturday when they were cleaned.
Unless you like sitting in vomit and like seeing poop all over the floor.
Apparently, we had somebody that always crapped when they barfed. Good times.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 21, 2011 20:28:16 GMT -5
I had a teacher that had some pretty sick horror stories,boy were they bad! Do tell! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 20:30:20 GMT -5
My ex-girlfriend's. Then again, that whole house looked like it belonged to Tyler Durden. You weren't the one caught AC Slatering were you? Not in that particular instance, no. |
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Apr 21, 2011 20:31:55 GMT -5
I had a teacher that had some pretty sick horror stories,boy were they bad! Do tell! My two favorites are both from the same place,some restaurant he worked at when he went to APP state. The first one is your basic giant turd story,he said it was a bit under a foot long and looked pretty nasty,his manager and him had to plunge the thing out. Second one was my the best,he said somehow in the ladies bathroom there was crap going from the toilet UP the wall and all on the ceiling. |
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 21, 2011 20:33:10 GMT -5
Second one was my the best,he said somehow in the ladies bathroom there was crap going from the toilet UP the wall and all on the ceiling. How...in the hell? |
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Apr 21, 2011 20:35:29 GMT -5
Second one was my the best,he said somehow in the ladies bathroom there was crap going from the toilet UP the wall and all on the ceiling. How...in the hell? I have no clue how,it almost sounds like someone projectile poopied upwards |
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Post by Young Game on Apr 21, 2011 20:38:28 GMT -5
I have no clue how,it almost sounds like someone projectile poopied upwards Like when Johnny Depp died in "A Nightmare On Elm Street". Only in a bathroom. |
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Apr 21, 2011 20:54:19 GMT -5
I once went into the worst toilet in Scotland.
It was bad.
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Post by DeathRay on Apr 21, 2011 21:04:28 GMT -5
The bathroom at my grandma's old house was the worst thing i've ever had to crap into.
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Post by jagilki on Apr 21, 2011 21:07:16 GMT -5
not really that bad, just a little breezy  |
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Apr 21, 2011 21:10:15 GMT -5
Civil War Reenactment,Gettysburg 145th anniversary,in the morning in the porta-jons,after about 50 people have used it.
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Post by Burst on Apr 21, 2011 21:59:44 GMT -5
For permanent restrooms:
The Hillcrest Drive BP just off eastbound I-68 past Cumberland; it wasn't so much the dank conditions of the restroom, it wasn't particularly dirty, but good GOD it had the most epic graffiti wall I've ever seen. The entire wall, not just of the stall, but one of the entire wall sides of the whole bathroom was basically a graffiti wall right out of a Left 4 Dead safe room, only full of some of the most astoundingly racist, homophobic, otherwise bigoted manifestos I've ever read, conspiracy theories, people's numbers... It was simultaneously supremely impressive and utterly faith-in-humanity destroying.
For temporary restrooms:
I rowed for the better part of a decade in college and high school. ANY port-a-john at any regatta by the end of the regatta was guaranteed to be bereft of TP and in various stages of shit-smeared or feminine hygiene'd. I still wonder how people managed to get poop piled higher than the toilet seat of the johns.. Did they just squat atop the seat?
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Post by Dean-o on Apr 21, 2011 22:04:05 GMT -5
Rockstar Mayhem Tour
15,000 metal heads using outdoor bathrooms.
Disgusting is NOT the word.
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Post by kevservo on Apr 21, 2011 22:04:36 GMT -5
Yours.
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Post by Mac on Apr 21, 2011 22:05:49 GMT -5
Waltham,Massachusetts May 1984. Age 5
It was at a Little League park watching my older sister play softball. I had a massive stomache and bowel failure and barely got my pants down before I painted the toilet seat, floor and back wall with whatever bugged my stomach. It was an OK bathroom before that, but afterwards it was pretty brutal.
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