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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 13, 2011 9:59:38 GMT -5
*special, special, you think your special*
Whitey is shown pinning Colt
*just one more fight*
Colt is shown pinning DR Jackson in No Escape From Hell
*Whitey is shown pinning DR Jackson at Botch at the Beach*
*check check check out my melody*
*Colt is shown pinning Sparks*
*someday you'll see things my way*
*Whitey is shown pinning Seth*
*just one more fight and I'll be history*
*Whitey and Colt are showing facing off, the belt around Colt's waist*
*This time I'm gonna let it all comeout, this time I'm gonna stand up and shout, I'm gonna do things my way, it's my way, my way or the highway *
OOC: I, too, am an unoriginal bastard
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 13, 2011 10:09:36 GMT -5
*camera focused on the soap statue made by Mulligan* *lights go out* Disrespect leads to destruction. Destruction leads to rebuilding. REBULIDING LEADS TO RECONFIGURATION*lights come back on to reveal that the sculpture has been reformed in to a halve Conner, halve Mulligan bust with the word VICTIMS written on there faces, a laugh echos in to the distance* *Picks up soap statue* *Sniffs it* *Licks it* Yeah, dis bad ju ju alright.All I wanted was tae give ye a bar o' soap ....figgered I'd personalize it fer ye, weren't no juju good nor bad. Wait a second......putting your soul into your Arrrt is just an idiom ain't it? Erm....*coughs sheepishly * there may be a wee bit of eldritch energy but ye should hardly notice, may just cause your tub tae fill with blood or a minor loss of sanity, so 's no big thing
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 13, 2011 11:29:33 GMT -5
All I wanted was tae give ye a bar o' soap ....figgered I'd personalize it fer ye, weren't no juju good nor bad. Wait a second......putting your soul into your Arrrt is just an idiom ain't it? Erm....*coughs sheepishly * there may be a wee bit of eldritch energy but ye should hardly notice, may just cause your tub tae fill with blood or a minor loss of sanity, so 's no big thing Well, at least my half is the better looking half.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 13, 2011 11:51:35 GMT -5
OOC: For anybody wondering the same thing, here is the origin of Viva Los Bio Dome. And for anybody who hasn't seen the movie, here's the Nostalgia Critic to tell you (language warning) about it: PART ONE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu89qyriKe8PART TWO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5r37DftkDg(For some reason, the quality of the review on TGWTG.com was poor, which is strange since when I first watched it there many months ago it was fine. So I changed it to link to YouTube instead.) OOC: I had a feeling that's what it was but I imagine Connor probably said it more to get a rise out of Viva anyway. lol
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 13, 2011 12:51:31 GMT -5
All I wanted was tae give ye a bar o' soap ....figgered I'd personalize it fer ye, weren't no juju good nor bad. Wait a second......putting your soul into your Arrrt is just an idiom ain't it? Erm....*coughs sheepishly * there may be a wee bit of eldritch energy but ye should hardly notice, may just cause your tub tae fill with blood or a minor loss of sanity, so 's no big thing Well, at least my half is the better looking half. Too right, I'm many things but handsome ain't never been one of em, 's a good thing this was Ivory soap, and not REAL ivory. Wicked bad mojo in ivory.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 13, 2011 13:35:55 GMT -5
All I wanted was tae give ye a bar o' soap ....figgered I'd personalize it fer ye, weren't no juju good nor bad. Wait a second......putting your soul into your Arrrt is just an idiom ain't it? Erm....*coughs sheepishly * there may be a wee bit of eldritch energy but ye should hardly notice, may just cause your tub tae fill with blood or a minor loss of sanity, so 's no big thing Well, at least my half is the better looking half. Intriguing the quiver is gone, perhaps I should have left the statue alone. After all I despise having my hands covered in substences. Regardless, the storm is rolling in *random thunderclap* AAAAAHHHSONOFABITCH!!!!!!*heavily breathing* ...You NEVER saw that. Back to the buisness at hand.Or rather lets switch to new buisness namly, Viva you have proven your self to be the smarter of my opponets and I commend that how ever get in my way and I will destroy you. SHHHHHH you hear that its the wails of the dead are wailing for me to destroy Conner,dont worry I assure you if I win it would be a fluke as im not there to pin anyone. See you Monday.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 14, 2011 13:10:09 GMT -5
Hi, Colt!
Are you clutching that title close to you at all times yet?
You know as well as I do, that at Battlebowl will be when your reign as world heavyweight champion comes to an end.
I've already pinned you once. I beat a man named DR Jackson, clean, right in the middle of the ring, no cheating, no fire, no thumbtacks, which you could not do, just the Wrestling Messiah once again living up to his name.
Tik... Tok... Tik... Tok...
It's almost time.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 14, 2011 14:52:51 GMT -5
Hi, Colt!
Are you clutching that title close to you at all times yet?
You know as well as I do, that at Battlebowl will be when your reign as world heavyweight champion comes to an end.
I've already pinned you once. I beat a man named DR Jackson, clean, right in the middle of the ring, no cheating, no fire, no thumbtacks, which you could not do, just the Wrestling Messiah once again living up to his name.
Tik... Tok... Tik... Tok...
It's almost time. *Whitey's diamond encrusted iPhone beeps with a text message. The sender comes up as "withheld number". Whitey opens the message*
"Fats. Please stop sending your henchmen after me. The NYPD are doing overtime cleaning up the mess. One of them even tried to break into my car. You'll find in him Chicago. And Philadelphia. And Colorado, and possibly Texas too, I forget where I sent the last parcel. Be seeing you soon. Frank Castle."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 14, 2011 18:49:31 GMT -5
Hi, Colt!
Are you clutching that title close to you at all times yet?
You know as well as I do, that at Battlebowl will be when your reign as world heavyweight champion comes to an end.
I've already pinned you once. I beat a man named DR Jackson, clean, right in the middle of the ring, no cheating, no fire, no thumbtacks, which you could not do, just the Wrestling Messiah once again living up to his name.
Tik... Tok... Tik... Tok...
It's almost time. *Whitey's diamond encrusted iPhone beeps with a text message. The sender comes up as "withheld number". Whitey opens the message*
"Fats. Please stop sending your henchmen after me. The NYPD are doing overtime cleaning up the mess. One of them even tried to break into my car. You'll find in him Chicago. And Philadelphia. And Colorado, and possibly Texas too, I forget where I sent the last parcel. Be seeing you soon. Frank Castle." The Wrestling Messiah doesn't operate that way. My regards to the families of the innocent men you have killed.
OOC: Killing people? dude, this is wrestling
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 14, 2011 18:55:59 GMT -5
Though it makes me think of that one Wrestlemania game where you go around breaking McMahon's stuff and beating up his goons.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 14, 2011 22:06:22 GMT -5
*special, special, you think your special* Whitey is shown pinning Colt *just one more fight* Colt is shown pinning DR Jackson in No Escape From Hell *Whitey is shown pinning DR Jackson at Botch at the Beach* *check check check out my melody* *Colt is shown pinning Sparks* *someday you'll see things my way* *Whitey is shown pinning Seth* *just one more fight and I'll be history* *Whitey and Colt are showing facing off, the belt around Colt's waist* *This time I'm gonna let it all comeout, this time I'm gonna stand up and shout, I'm gonna do things my way, it's my way, my way or the highway * OOC: I, too, am an unoriginal bastard OOC: I actually did the same thing in WWE: FAN Edition for Mickie James' retirement match against Women's Champion Maryse at WM27, a match that Mickie (written by me) won, I might add.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2011 13:08:33 GMT -5
So....I lost my chance to get into BattleBowl, but in exchange I got revenge on that punk ass bitch Lodi and had Seth get his rightful revenge on another part of The Panthenon
Now...as for me though, my quest for the IF Title continues. I have a number one contenders match against Mad Pirate Mulligan...now, nothing against you Pirate, but this rematch between me and Calebh has been in the works for a long time coming now. You are nothing but another brick in the wall.
Caleb....you may hate me now, but when the time comes, you will see why I am choosing you to vent my aggression on. If you have anything to say though....you know how to find me Yeah, go to De "Golden Corral" All You Kin Eat Boo-Fay. *snickers* CageKing, it good you bailed on dem Pantheon punks. But dat change nuttin when it come to mah Inter Forum Title. Nobuddy, not you, not Mad Pirate Muliigan, not Gus Richlen, gonna take it from me. Know why?*hooks his thumbs and pops the "BEST PURE WRESTLER" jersey he's wearing* Look Caleb, nothin personal against you dude, but in order for you to be a pure wrestler, your going to have to speak proper english first
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 15, 2011 13:37:33 GMT -5
How dare you mock my erstwhile compatriot's accent.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2011 13:41:44 GMT -5
How dare you mock my erstwhile compatriot's accent. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 15, 2011 14:17:12 GMT -5
Hello again WWCF, it's time to let you know that the reason I am not on this Nite-Raw is strictly a business decision.
You see, the board came to me with an opportunity to wrestle on the go-home show and to accomplish this task I need a partner. Now, normally the guy is D.R., but he's still out of action after that showdown with Whitey. So what I need here is a guy who wants to team with me.
I don't care who ya are, and I'll make my decision in 48 hours.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 15, 2011 14:18:44 GMT -5
Erstwhile? I dunno Caleb, them sounds like fightin' words.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 15, 2011 14:32:44 GMT -5
Hello again WWCF, it's time to let you know that the reason I am not on this Nite-Raw is strictly a business decision.
You see, the board came to me with an opportunity to wrestle on the go-home show and to accomplish this task I need a partner. Now, normally the guy is D.R., but he's still out of action after that showdown with Whitey. So what I need here is a guy who wants to team with me.
I don't care who ya are, and I'll make my decision in 48 hours. Yeah, I'm amazing
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Post by hossfan on Aug 15, 2011 15:26:53 GMT -5
Everybuddy got jokes. Laugh while you able, couyon, 'cuz come Gookermania, dere only be one person laughin. Me. Caleb Fourchon.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 15, 2011 15:46:20 GMT -5
*Whitey's diamond encrusted iPhone beeps with a text message. The sender comes up as "withheld number". Whitey opens the message*
"Fats. Please stop sending your henchmen after me. The NYPD are doing overtime cleaning up the mess. One of them even tried to break into my car. You'll find in him Chicago. And Philadelphia. And Colorado, and possibly Texas too, I forget where I sent the last parcel. Be seeing you soon. Frank Castle." The Wrestling Messiah doesn't operate that way. My regards to the families of the innocent men you have killed.
OOC: Killing people? dude, this is wrestling OOC: I may have just raided his wallet and sent his driver's license to Chicago, his credit card to Philadelphia, His membership card to the Oiled Thigh Gentleman's Club to Colorado. I may have sent a finger to Texas. I appreciate what you say though, maybe it's time for Frank to use "non lethals"
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 15, 2011 19:15:09 GMT -5
Everybuddy got jokes. Laugh while you able, couyon, 'cuz come Gookermania, dere only be one person laughin. Me. Caleb Fourchon. Come back home, Caleb
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