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Post by hossfan on Aug 15, 2011 19:21:08 GMT -5
Everybuddy got jokes. Laugh while you able, couyon, 'cuz come Gookermania, dere only be one person laughin. Me. Caleb Fourchon. Come back home, Caleb .............................
You still got dat Money in De Bank Case fer dem Tag Titles?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 15, 2011 19:24:16 GMT -5
Of course.
I'm gonna take Colt's title.
You'll defend yours.
We can challenge for the tag titles, beat two losers, and walk into Gookermania running this shit
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Post by hossfan on Aug 15, 2011 19:30:19 GMT -5
Of course.
I'm gonna take Colt's title.
You'll defend yours.
We can challenge for the tag titles, beat two losers, and walk into Gookermania running this s*** Yeah.... yeah.... like dem guys in dat udder wrasslin company way back when: De Two Man Ego Trip.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 15, 2011 19:33:28 GMT -5
Of course.
I'm gonna take Colt's title.
You'll defend yours.
We can challenge for the tag titles, beat two losers, and walk into Gookermania running this s*** Yeah.... yeah.... like dem guys in dat udder wrasslin company way back when: De Two Man Ego Trip. Are your quads feeling ok?
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Post by hossfan on Aug 15, 2011 19:40:26 GMT -5
Yeah.... yeah.... like dem guys in dat udder wrasslin company way back when: De Two Man Ego Trip. Are your quads feeling ok?*jumps up and down and feels his thighs* Dey amazin.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 4:51:41 GMT -5
Awesome
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 11:21:05 GMT -5
Hi, Colt!!!
Getting closer, ain't it?
I stepped outside today, and I could smell autumn coming.
I could also smell your fear.
Fear of me, The Wrestling Messiah.
The man who will take your title away at Battlebowl.
The man chosen by destiny to lead this federation into a new era of greatness.
The man who has worked for everything he has, has never took a shortcut to get to the top, a man who has beaten every opponent he has ever faced honorably.
Tik... Tok... Tik... Tok
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 16, 2011 14:43:01 GMT -5
Are your quads feeling ok? *jumps up and down and feels his thighs* Dey amazin.OOC: New meme? " Caleb Fourchon's quads are amazing "
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Post by General Adam on Aug 16, 2011 15:36:54 GMT -5
Whoa......Pirate turned heel. I did NOT see that coming.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 16, 2011 15:55:10 GMT -5
We see a bloody Smokin Vokoun pacing back and forth in the dressing room YOU SEE THIS FACE WHITEY FATS!!!!!? YOU SEE THIS FACE!!!!?? THIS IS THE FACE THAT FROM NOW ON WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES FROM NOW TILL THE END OF YOU MISERABLE, STINKING LIFE!!!! I DIDN'T NEED YOU GETTING IN MY BUSINESS...I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP TO BEAT COLT....COLT DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP IN BEATING ME!!!! YOU HAD NO F******* BUSINESS OUT THERE!!!! I HOPE YOUR GODDAMN HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE HAS OFFICALLY ENDED!!!! IF I SEE YOU IN THE RING....IF I SEE YOU WALKING IN THIS LOCKER ROOM...IF I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE F****** STREET... I WILL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PLUP!!!! AND DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST AN EMPTY THREAT BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN IS NEVER JOKING!!!!!!!![/color] He beats himself with a steel chair and giggles as blood drips from his forehead and mouth.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 16, 2011 16:09:32 GMT -5
We see a bloody Smokin Vokoun pacing back and forth in the dressing room YOU SEE THIS FACE WHITEY FATS!!!!!? YOU SEE THIS FACE!!!!?? THIS IS THE FACE THAT FROM NOW ON WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES FROM NOW TILL THE END OF YOU MISERABLE, STINKING LIFE!!!! I DIDN'T NEED YOU GETTING IN MY BUSINESS...I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP TO BEAT COLT....COLT DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP IN BEATING ME!!!! YOU HAD NO F******* BUSINESS OUT THERE!!!! I HOPE YOUR GODDAMN HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE HAS OFFICALLY ENDED!!!! IF I SEE YOU IN THE RING....IF I SEE YOU WALKING IN THIS LOCKER ROOM...IF I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE F****** STREET... I WILL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PLUP!!!! AND DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST AN EMPTY THREAT BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN IS NEVER JOKING!!!!!!!![/color] He beats himself with a steel chair and giggles as blood drips from his forehead and mouth. [/quote] I fight this guy next week right?Wind up Monkey: Yep. And it's for the title?Wind up Monkey: Sure is. Do I have a chance?Wind up Monkey: I'll say...........no. Well alright then.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 16, 2011 16:19:52 GMT -5
Hideo... I've let you down. Perhaps this is not my calling.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 16:23:03 GMT -5
*Seth looks at the camera.*
Seth: While I am furious with how I won, I must say to the Pantheon..............through hook or crook, I beat your planned obstacle. You wanted to put me in a handicap match............I've proven before and I proved again that I can win those.
Colt..........while you may be looking at the clock for your world title match with Whitey, you better have another clock in mind for Gookermania because no matter what happens...........you and I will fight. Like I've said before.........it isn't the world title I want, it is your head being caved in that I want. So even when I win Battle Bowl and you try to avoid me by letting Whitey beat your ass, you better remember that I don't care about Whitey too much.
Oh don't worry Whitey, if that happens.........I'll make sure you don't feel left out as you will defend your title against a worthy opponent, but it probably won't be me because quite frankly.......I've made my plans and they don't involve you or your gay sailor friend or your gold digger of a valet. They involve Colt paying for his sins.
Speaking of paying for their sins, I'd like to speak to the only other member of the Pantheon..........Johnny Stone. Johnny......I know you have been dealing with multiple personalities.......but you haven't gotten your comeuppance for what happened. So before now and Gookermania, I'm gonna kick your head in. I guarentee it.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 16:31:42 GMT -5
So, you old bastard, no longer wearing the badge of your crooked commissioner spot, now you are forced back onto the roster? Ha, how pitiful. While it may have not been myself who assaulted you or your concubine, know that I would have deeply enjoyed it anyways.
Regardless, know confrontation is closer then you think. In fact, I spy with my little eye a date of a match where a certain person in a certain tag title defense is, shall we say, alone.
And also, know that the dates come closer to the end of one month and the start of another, then things are going to change. In fact, things may change the infrastructure of the WWCF.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 16, 2011 16:36:29 GMT -5
*WWCF Announcer Fred G.Neric stands in the ring*
FN: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to my special guest at this time: He is Frank Castle: The Punisher!
*The Gateway begins as Castle makes his way to the ring*
FN: Frank, first of all, I want to thank you for something you did for me last night. Finn McHaggis humiliated me a few weeks back, and in your match a few weeks back, and on NiteRaw last night, you taught him a lesson, so thank you.
FC: I didn’t do it for thanks Fred. I did it because he deserved to be punished. That man took away the most dear thing to me in the world. So I put his head through some metal then knocked him out. You want to go and visit him? I’m sure he’d love to see you.
FN: I might do that - listen Frank, a lot of people want to know why you beat up Damn Right Jackson last night. I mean, the guy offered you the hand of friendship, and you threw it back in his face:
FC: Fred, Damn Right Jackson had his chance to wipe the biggest stain in this business off the face of the Earth, and he didn’t take it. If he had taken care of Whitey Fats when he had the chance, my wife wouldn’t be lying in his bed now, and I might have a chance to get her and my children back. For that, he had to pay.
FN: Even so, it was still a little over the top. I mean you, hit him with…something… in that glove, and then beat him with a baseball bat…
FC: He deserved it.
FN: Deserved it? He gave it his all against Whitey Fats.
FC: Well it wasn’t enough was it? If you’re watching Jackson, now you know what it’s like to get punched in the face with 20 pounds of lead shot, cos that’s what was in that glove. If you didn’t see it coming, that’s your fault. Call me when you’re up and about, and you can try it again.
FN: Given your assault on Jackson and your attack on McHaggis and MOP, Aren’t you worried about consequences?
FC: I don’t care about consequences Fred. I care about punishment.
FN: But who punishes the Punisher Frank?
FC (laughs): Oh that’s clever Fred, you want an answer? No one, that’s who. I’m the only guy who knows what’s right and wrong here. All the people here deserve to be punished in one way or another, but one man, more than most, deserves to have the wrath of every soul in this world bought down on him.
FN: I guess you’re talking about Whitey Fats?
FC: Good guess Fred, and as long as I’m here, I’d like to give him, his whole damned corporation, and my wife, a message: I’m coming for you. I’m coming for you all. I don’t care how many of your thugs you keep sending after me, I don’t care if you have some idiot who thinks he’s a pirate as your head of security, I don’t care if you live in a mansion with a thousand guard dogs, a twenty foot high security fence, watchtowers, searchlights, and a hundred armed guards. I will go through them all. I will leave a trail of destruction in my wake so big you can see it reflecting in your cheap ten dollar bling. I will take every part of your empire and bring it down, I will take every diamond you own and crush it, I will take every piece of gold you have and melt it down, I will take every dollar you have and burn it. I will take down every man you send after me, and I will take back my wife and show her how much she destroyed my wife. And then, and only then, will it be your turn. You’ll scream, you’ll cry, you’ll bleed. You’ll wonder why God put you on this planet if your ultimate destiny is to experience pain like this, I’ll make you crawl across the floor and beg for me to stop hurting you, to leave you alone, to have some semblance of humanity, to have mercy. I’ll look down, and say “no”.
FN: Good God man, you’ve snapped!
FC: Like Jesse King said the other night Fred, God’s gonna sit this one out. Whitey Fats is mine, and nothing on this Earth is going to stop me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 16:41:02 GMT -5
So, you old bastard, no longer wearing the badge of your crooked commissioner spot, now you are forced back onto the roster? Ha, how pitiful. While it may have not been myself who assaulted you or your concubine, know that I would have deeply enjoyed it anyways.
Regardless, know confrontation is closer then you think. In fact, I spy with my little eye a date of a match where a certain person in a certain tag title defense is, shall we say, alone.
And also, know that the dates come closer to the end of one month and the start of another, then things are going to change. In fact, things may change the infrastructure of the WWCF. Hey.........I was giving you a chance to be a man (or men since I might be talking about more than one person) and face me one on one.........say the night after Battlebowl.
Hey........is Juan S. Friend in their as well? Maybe he could come up with the legalities.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,073
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 16:46:48 GMT -5
So, you old bastard, no longer wearing the badge of your crooked commissioner spot, now you are forced back onto the roster? Ha, how pitiful. While it may have not been myself who assaulted you or your concubine, know that I would have deeply enjoyed it anyways.
Regardless, know confrontation is closer then you think. In fact, I spy with my little eye a date of a match where a certain person in a certain tag title defense is, shall we say, alone.
And also, know that the dates come closer to the end of one month and the start of another, then things are going to change. In fact, things may change the infrastructure of the WWCF. Hey.........I was giving you a chance to be a man (or men since I might be talking about more than one person) and face me one on one.........say the night after Battlebowl.
Hey........is Juan S. Friend in their as well? Maybe he could come up with the legalities. Hmm, let's spice it up a bit, shall we?
I see you have gotten fond of doing your stupid little curb stomp, so how about a good old fashioned No Holds Barred, No Count Outs, No DQ's K.O. Only match?
Just remember Seth, you may talk about eyes, but I...well, I'll let the chorus take over!
Rafiki, Bom-ba ye!
Rafiki, Bom-ba ye!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
Hey.........I was giving you a chance to be a man (or men since I might be talking about more than one person) and face me one on one.........say the night after Battlebowl.
Hey........is Juan S. Friend in their as well? Maybe he could come up with the legalities. Hmm, let's spice it up a bit, shall we?
I see you have gotten fond of doing your stupid little curb stomp, so how about a good old fashioned No Holds Barred, No Count Outs, No DQ's K.O. Only match?
Just remember Seth, you may talk about eyes, but I...well, I'll let the chorus take over!
Rafiki, Bom-ba ye!
Rafiki, Bom-ba ye! Tell Juan S. Friend........he has himself a deal.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,073
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 16:52:22 GMT -5
Many things will end that date. You, your pointless fued, Stone's reign over the mind.....and perhaps something that has become a institution as of late. And correlating with that, the rise of something much, much worse.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 16, 2011 17:23:02 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com, and we're talking with the WWCF Inter Forum Champion Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, first I'd like to get your thoughts about your qualifying to compete in the main event of this month's Battle Bowl Pay Per View.
Caleb Fourchon (the IF belt slung over his shoulder): Ah said Ah goin to de Battle Bowl and Ah am. But right now it all about defendin mah title against Mad Pirate Mulligan.
Let's discuss that then. First, what's your reaction to Mulligan once again coming under the employ of your former boss, Whitey Fats?
*gets facial tic* Ah not happy 'bout dat development.
Handicap the match for us. Break down Mulligan's strengths and weaknesses.
People tink Mad Pirate Mulligan a joke, but Ah know bedder. He dangerous. He *eye twitches* trew me in a pool full of alligators! But, in a pure wrasslin match, Ah kin beat dat couyon. Jest like Ah dun did before.
You sound confident.
Mais yeah, Ah confident. Mad Pirate Mulligan only anudder picayune bump in mah road to Gookermania. He ain't even gonna slow me down. And den, once Ah git dere, Ah defend mah Inter Forum Title and win de Heavyweight title on de same night, de biggest night in dis here sport, provin beyond a shadow of a doubt who de best pure wrassler in WWCF is. Me. Caleb Fourchon.
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