Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 18:02:18 GMT -5
*On the Mean Streets of Parts Unknown City, Parts Unknown, U.S.A., the being known as Johnny Stone wanders upon a flyer upon the walls of WWCF HQ*
"Dear WWCF Wrestlers
Do you want to win gold? Do you want success? Then, come one and all to the office, and sign the sheet above Larry's cubicle to win a prize of being partner to me!
-Bergman.
You had me at gold.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 19:32:26 GMT -5
We see a bloody Smokin Vokoun pacing back and forth in the dressing room YOU SEE THIS FACE WHITEY FATS!!!!!? YOU SEE THIS FACE!!!!?? THIS IS THE FACE THAT FROM NOW ON WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES FROM NOW TILL THE END OF YOU MISERABLE, STINKING LIFE!!!! I DIDN'T NEED YOU GETTING IN MY BUSINESS...I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP TO BEAT COLT....COLT DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP IN BEATING ME!!!! YOU HAD NO F******* BUSINESS OUT THERE!!!! I HOPE YOUR GODDAMN HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE HAS OFFICALLY ENDED!!!! IF I SEE YOU IN THE RING....IF I SEE YOU WALKING IN THIS LOCKER ROOM...IF I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE F****** STREET... I WILL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PLUP!!!! AND DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST AN EMPTY THREAT BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN IS NEVER JOKING!!!!!!!![/color] He beats himself with a steel chair and giggles as blood drips from his forehead and mouth. [/quote] Who the hell are you?
By the way, I have pinned Colt
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 19:32:59 GMT -5
I see Stone is part of the three way now..........well, I hope he isn't planning on trying to take me out because if I get a hint that Colt is trying to have me taken out by the only lackey he has left, well..............they did call me the Puppet Master at one point and I might have something that would intrigue them.
Let's just say that Whitey might actually hope that is part of your plan.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 19:36:23 GMT -5
*WWCF Announcer Fred G.Neric stands in the ring*
FN: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to my special guest at this time: He is Frank Castle: The Punisher!
*The Gateway begins as Castle makes his way to the ring*
FN: Frank, first of all, I want to thank you for something you did for me last night. Finn McHaggis humiliated me a few weeks back, and in your match a few weeks back, and on NiteRaw last night, you taught him a lesson, so thank you.
FC: I didn’t do it for thanks Fred. I did it because he deserved to be punished. That man took away the most dear thing to me in the world. So I put his head through some metal then knocked him out. You want to go and visit him? I’m sure he’d love to see you.
FN: I might do that - listen Frank, a lot of people want to know why you beat up Damn Right Jackson last night. I mean, the guy offered you the hand of friendship, and you threw it back in his face:
FC: Fred, Damn Right Jackson had his chance to wipe the biggest stain in this business off the face of the Earth, and he didn’t take it. If he had taken care of Whitey Fats when he had the chance, my wife wouldn’t be lying in his bed now, and I might have a chance to get her and my children back. For that, he had to pay.
FN: Even so, it was still a little over the top. I mean you, hit him with…something… in that glove, and then beat him with a baseball bat…
FC: He deserved it.
FN: Deserved it? He gave it his all against Whitey Fats.
FC: Well it wasn’t enough was it? If you’re watching Jackson, now you know what it’s like to get punched in the face with 20 pounds of lead shot, cos that’s what was in that glove. If you didn’t see it coming, that’s your fault. Call me when you’re up and about, and you can try it again.
FN: Given your assault on Jackson and your attack on McHaggis and MOP, Aren’t you worried about consequences?
FC: I don’t care about consequences Fred. I care about punishment.
FN: But who punishes the Punisher Frank?
FC (laughs): Oh that’s clever Fred, you want an answer? No one, that’s who. I’m the only guy who knows what’s right and wrong here. All the people here deserve to be punished in one way or another, but one man, more than most, deserves to have the wrath of every soul in this world bought down on him.
FN: I guess you’re talking about Whitey Fats?
FC: Good guess Fred, and as long as I’m here, I’d like to give him, his whole damned corporation, and my wife, a message: I’m coming for you. I’m coming for you all. I don’t care how many of your thugs you keep sending after me, I don’t care if you have some idiot who thinks he’s a pirate as your head of security, I don’t care if you live in a mansion with a thousand guard dogs, a twenty foot high security fence, watchtowers, searchlights, and a hundred armed guards. I will go through them all. I will leave a trail of destruction in my wake so big you can see it reflecting in your cheap ten dollar bling. I will take every part of your empire and bring it down, I will take every diamond you own and crush it, I will take every piece of gold you have and melt it down, I will take every dollar you have and burn it. I will take down every man you send after me, and I will take back my wife and show her how much she destroyed my wife. And then, and only then, will it be your turn. You’ll scream, you’ll cry, you’ll bleed. You’ll wonder why God put you on this planet if your ultimate destiny is to experience pain like this, I’ll make you crawl across the floor and beg for me to stop hurting you, to leave you alone, to have some semblance of humanity, to have mercy. I’ll look down, and say “no”.
FN: Good God man, you’ve snapped!
FC: Like Jesse King said the other night Fred, God’s gonna sit this one out. Whitey Fats is mine, and nothing on this Earth is going to stop me. I will stop you. See, unlike you, Frank, when I have a setback in my life, I deal with it.
It's your own fault your ol' lady left you, and hell, she can do worse than shacking up with me and Cynnamon.
So if you wanna go one-on-one with the greatest of all time, I forsee no difficulties.
Just like DR, just like Seth, you are nothing more than a speedbump on my road the being champion
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 19:37:30 GMT -5
I see Stone is part of the three way now..........well, I hope he isn't planning on trying to take me out because if I get a hint that Colt is trying to have me taken out by the only lackey he has left, well..............they did call me the Puppet Master at one point and I might have something that would intrigue them.
Let's just say that Whitey might actually hope that is part of your plan. Nah, the Wrestling Messiah doesn't need any help with Colt's punk ass
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 16, 2011 19:45:00 GMT -5
THIS is a WWCF.com exclusive
*outside the Parts Unknown Arena Jerry Fish catches Jeremy Dupoe hes holding a water bottle in one hand and something in the other hidden from the camera*
Jerry Fish: Mr. Dupoe you just had your first match tonight-- *interrupted* Jeremy Dupoe: Which I lost...to a half-wit...But you know what I have bigger things on my plate.
JF:Such us?
JD:If I am to believe the people backstage a Battle Royal next week. And one of the people in it is Johnny Stone.Stone I hope your watching because I wish to speak with you and your friend. *takes swig of water and looks over shoulder* If you will excuse me I have a tape to watch. *holds up a tape, and runs off screen*
JF:Well you heard it here first WWCF Galaxy battle royal next week
*group of security guards run by* Security Guard 1:RETURN THAT TAPE DUPOE!! Security Guard 2:GET HIM!!!! *fade out*
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Post by General Adam on Aug 16, 2011 19:47:34 GMT -5
We see a bloody Smokin Vokoun pacing back and forth in the dressing room YOU SEE THIS FACE WHITEY FATS!!!!!? YOU SEE THIS FACE!!!!?? THIS IS THE FACE THAT FROM NOW ON WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES FROM NOW TILL THE END OF YOU MISERABLE, STINKING LIFE!!!! I DIDN'T NEED YOU GETTING IN MY BUSINESS...I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP TO BEAT COLT....COLT DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP IN BEATING ME!!!! YOU HAD NO F******* BUSINESS OUT THERE!!!! I HOPE YOUR GODDAMN HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE HAS OFFICALLY ENDED!!!! IF I SEE YOU IN THE RING....IF I SEE YOU WALKING IN THIS LOCKER ROOM...IF I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE F****** STREET... I WILL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PLUP!!!! AND DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST AN EMPTY THREAT BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN IS NEVER JOKING!!!!!!!![/color] He beats himself with a steel chair and giggles as blood drips from his forehead and mouth. [/quote] Who the hell are you?
By the way, I have pinned Colt[/quote] Hey thanks Whitey. I got to face this crazy fella next week. Why don't you take his wallet and bang his wife while your at it?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 19:53:09 GMT -5
I see Stone is part of the three way now..........well, I hope he isn't planning on trying to take me out because if I get a hint that Colt is trying to have me taken out by the only lackey he has left, well..............they did call me the Puppet Master at one point and I might have something that would intrigue them.
Let's just say that Whitey might actually hope that is part of your plan. I don't hear from Colt that much anymore.
No, this is for gold. A chance to give you a new scar is just a bonus, I suppose.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 19:58:37 GMT -5
Who the hell are you?
By the way, I have pinned Colt Hey thanks Whitey. I got to face this crazy fella next week. Why don't you take his wallet and bang his wife while your at it? I've dona half of that today...
Also, like another superstar, she's bi a lot of things
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Post by General Adam on Aug 16, 2011 20:00:19 GMT -5
Hey thanks Whitey. I got to face this crazy fella next week. Why don't you take his wallet and bang his wife while your at it? I've dona half of that today...
Also, like another superstar, she's bi a lot of things Aw crap.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 20:24:58 GMT -5
I see Stone is part of the three way now..........well, I hope he isn't planning on trying to take me out because if I get a hint that Colt is trying to have me taken out by the only lackey he has left, well..............they did call me the Puppet Master at one point and I might have something that would intrigue them.
Let's just say that Whitey might actually hope that is part of your plan. Nah, the Wrestling Messiah doesn't need any help with Colt's punk ass You might get some regardless then depending on how Stone plays.
Besides.........you seem to think that I care what you want or don't. I'm merely suggesting you might be interested in what it is.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 20:32:06 GMT -5
I see Stone is part of the three way now..........well, I hope he isn't planning on trying to take me out because if I get a hint that Colt is trying to have me taken out by the only lackey he has left, well..............they did call me the Puppet Master at one point and I might have something that would intrigue them.
Let's just say that Whitey might actually hope that is part of your plan. I don't hear from Colt that much anymore.
No, this is for gold. A chance to give you a new scar is just a bonus, I suppose. Good because with my partner wanting the gold.........I plan on helping him get some gold. Plus you know........*rubs his chin* I have never been a tag team champion before. Oh and giving one of your personalities a scar might not be bad either.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2011 20:37:50 GMT -5
I have never been a tag team champion before. There's a reason for that.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 16, 2011 20:43:59 GMT -5
Ahem.....
Dear Mr Fourchon,
As head of Security I hold an executive position within Whitey Inc. As such I can choose to exercise executive power as I so desire. As such to your continued tenure with us, it would be advantageous to relinquish any and all auricular artifacts to one's superior.
Tae put it in lingo ye can wrap yer skull 'round....gimme yer belt, or you'll go from best pure wrestler alive tae best pure wrestler-deceased.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 21:07:17 GMT -5
I have never been a tag team champion before. There's a reason for that. Actually, I've never really tried for them. Sure I have had non-title tag matches with the champs in the past, but never really had an official tag title shot.
Might actually relish the idea and considering I am teamed with a former tag team champion, the man who ended yours and Ryan Blood's long reign, I say I am in good hands for my first shot at the tag titles.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 21:07:58 GMT -5
Nah, the Wrestling Messiah doesn't need any help with Colt's punk ass You might get some regardless then depending on how Stone plays.
Besides.........you seem to think that I care what you want or don't. I'm merely suggesting you might be interested in what it is. No.
Let me repeat myself.
No.
The Wrestling Messiah will pin Colt.
I don't need any help.
I am the greatest of all time, the uncrowned champion, the best ion the world, the main event, the legend, the mountain top.
If anyone interferes in my match, friend or foe, they will have unleashed hell.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 21:11:16 GMT -5
You might get some regardless then depending on how Stone plays.
Besides.........you seem to think that I care what you want or don't. I'm merely suggesting you might be interested in what it is. No.
Let me repeat myself.
No.
The Wrestling Messiah will pin Colt.
I don't need any help.
I am the greatest of all time, the uncrowned champion, the best ion the world, the main event, the legend, the mountain top.
If anyone interferes in my match, friend or foe, they will have unleashed hell. Like I said, it isn't your decision!!!!!!!!!
But don't worry.............it's not like you could get the world title on your own anyways. Hell, you needed a gay sailor as a distraction to beat me.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 16, 2011 21:22:32 GMT -5
Ahem..... Dear Mr Fourchon, As head of Security I hold an executive position within Whitey Inc. As such I can choose to exercise executive power as I so desire. As such to your continued tenure with us, it would be advantageous to relinquish any and all auricular artifacts to one's superior. Tae put it in lingo ye can wrap yer skull 'round....gimme yer belt, or you'll go from best pure wrestler alive tae best pure wrestler-deceased. *clutches belt to chest* Shut up! Shut up! Why you come back anyway? Weren't you happy as de pony EXPLETIVE DELETED ?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 16, 2011 21:38:28 GMT -5
Ahem..... Dear Mr Fourchon, As head of Security I hold an executive position within Whitey Inc. As such I can choose to exercise executive power as I so desire. As such to your continued tenure with us, it would be advantageous to relinquish any and all auricular artifacts to one's superior. Tae put it in lingo ye can wrap yer skull 'round....gimme yer belt, or you'll go from best pure wrestler alive tae best pure wrestler-deceased. *clutches belt to chest* Shut up! Shut up! Why you come back anyway? Weren't you happy as de pony EXPLETIVE DELETED ?" Mr Fourchon, temper temper *clicks tongue * I'm a simple man, and as Head of Security, a man with only a little power. And you know how a little power is a dangerous thing. How's this, you and I go out for lunch sometime? Thai sound good? Bah, gives me indigestion. Howzabout barbeque? You know funny story, buccaneer actually comes from a french word for a form of BBQ pit. Anyhoo, have your people call mine and we'll "do lunch".
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 16, 2011 21:45:30 GMT -5
No.
Let me repeat myself.
No.
The Wrestling Messiah will pin Colt.
I don't need any help.
I am the greatest of all time, the uncrowned champion, the best ion the world, the main event, the legend, the mountain top.
If anyone interferes in my match, friend or foe, they will have unleashed hell. Like I said, it isn't your decision!!!!!!!!!
But don't worry.............it's not like you could get the world title on your own anyways. Hell, you needed a gay sailor as a distraction to beat me. Interfere in my match and you will see how an I4I feels. This is a promise.
Gay sailor? Huh? All I remember is you feelin' a lil' of that ol' Southern Discomfort and me pinning you
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