Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 16, 2011 21:48:09 GMT -5
And Seaman Staine is ALL man!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 16, 2011 23:22:49 GMT -5
And Seaman Staine is ALL man! Well, then I guess I know whose ass Crap Staine has been up lately.
Next thing you know, I'll find out that you two had a threesome with a manatee.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 16, 2011 23:57:54 GMT -5
Hey, Whitey. You got any room in your inc?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 17, 2011 0:24:47 GMT -5
Richlen & Drakin vs. Bergman & Johnny Stone vs. Steampunks (Tag title match)
*From the Boiler Room*
It’s me, it’s me, it’s B-R-B, one half of the hottest WWCF Tag Team Champions in history: The Steampunks!
The Battle Bowl is almost here and I can already feel the heat!
But champs gotta do what champs gotta do, and what do champs do?
We walk out into that squared circle and show the WWCF Galaxy that we are the baddest sonuvaguns out there!
In one corner, we have a former WWCF Champion who doubles as former CEO: Good old Uncle Seth.
Congrats on getting into the Battle Bowl, but you will have a partner this time, so there won’t be excuses, and that partner is none other than the up and coming, “XTreme Machine,” Gus Richlen.
Your moniker reminds me of the band Extreme, and I only have one question for you this Monday:
Do you... Wanna... Play-ay?
But then we have a whole other ball game in the other corner: another former World Champion, Ryan Bergman, and the guy who helped me, BRB, get into the Battle Bowl: Johnny Stone.
JoNo and I discussed you two a little bit and we realized that you’re both former WWCF Tag Team Champions, so to put it briefly, we’re keeping our eyes on you two. This Monday, I only have this left to say: it’s Battle Bowl Practice for five of us – every cloud has a silver lining, but only two men will walk out with gold around their waists: Jonathan Michaels, and me, BRB: The Steampunks!
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 17, 2011 0:33:13 GMT -5
Richlen & Drakin vs. Bergman & Johnny Stone vs. Steampunks (Tag title match) *From the Boiler Room* It’s me, it’s me, it’s B-R-B, one half of the hottest WWCF Tag Team Champions in history: The Steampunks!
The Battle Bowl is almost here and I can already feel the heat!
But champs gotta do what champs gotta do, and what do champs do?
We walk out into that squared circle and show the WWCF Galaxy that we are the baddest sonuvaguns out there!
In one corner, we have a former WWCF Champion who doubles as former CEO: Good old Uncle Seth.
Congrats on getting into the Battle Bowl, but you will have a partner this time, so there won’t be excuses, and that partner is none other than the up and coming, “XTreme Machine,” Gus Richlen.
Your moniker reminds me of the band Extreme, and I only have one question for you this Monday:
Do you... Wanna... Play-ay?
But then we have a whole other ball game in the other corner: another former World Champion, Ryan Bergman, and the guy who helped me, BRB, get into the Battle Bowl: Johnny Stone.
JoNo and I discussed you two a little bit and we realized that you’re both former WWCF Tag Team Champions, so to put it briefly, we’re keeping our eyes on you two. This Monday, I only have this left to say: it’s Battle Bowl Practice for five of us – every cloud has a silver lining, but only two men will walk out with gold around their waists: Jonathan Michaels, and me, BRB: The Steampunks!
OCC: never won the tag belts.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 17, 2011 0:34:33 GMT -5
There's a reason for that. Actually, I've never really tried for them. Sure I have had non-title tag matches with the champs in the past, but never really had an official tag title shot.
Might actually relish the idea and considering I am teamed with a former tag team champion, the man who ended yours and Ryan Blood's long reign, I say I am in good hands for my first shot at the tag titles. The guy who had the quickest tag title run ever? Whoo.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 17, 2011 0:43:47 GMT -5
Actually, I've never really tried for them. Sure I have had non-title tag matches with the champs in the past, but never really had an official tag title shot.
Might actually relish the idea and considering I am teamed with a former tag team champion, the man who ended yours and Ryan Blood's long reign, I say I am in good hands for my first shot at the tag titles. The guy who had the quickest tag title run ever? Whoo. No.......you would be thinking of DR Jackson and Jeremy Grave.
It's understandable to miss that................AS YOU WERE THERE WHEN IT HAPPEN!!!!
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 17, 2011 0:48:17 GMT -5
Colt, you got a little room in the Pantheon for a aimless ne'er do well like me?
Let's face it. I'm a hot free agent looking to get in with anybody who will have me. Colt, recruiting me makes your chances of retaining THAT much better. Whitey, recruiting me makes your chances of winning the title THAT much better. Me... in your corner... is a good thing.
I LOOK FORWARD TO TALKING TO YOU.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 17, 2011 0:50:33 GMT -5
Colt, you got a little room in the Pantheon for a aimless ne'er do well like me?
Let's face it. I'm a hot free agent looking to get in with anybody who will have me. Colt, recruiting me makes your chances of retaining THAT much better. Whitey, recruiting me makes your chances of winning the title THAT much better. Me... in your corner... is a good thing.
I LOOK FORWARD TO TALKING TO YOU. You join the Pantheon and I'll have a boot with your name on the bottom of it.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 17, 2011 0:51:17 GMT -5
The guy who had the quickest tag title run ever? Whoo. No.......you would be thinking of DR Jackson and Jeremy Grave.
It's understandable to miss that................AS YOU WERE THERE WHEN IT HAPPEN!!!! I saw Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone walk as champions and walk out as champions.
It is cute you hire such people to be your little buddies, but it is insuffiecent.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 17, 2011 1:28:56 GMT -5
Colt, you got a little room in the Pantheon for a aimless ne'er do well like me?
Let's face it. I'm a hot free agent looking to get in with anybody who will have me. Colt, recruiting me makes your chances of retaining THAT much better. Whitey, recruiting me makes your chances of winning the title THAT much better. Me... in your corner... is a good thing.
I LOOK FORWARD TO TALKING TO YOU. You join the Pantheon and I'll have a boot with your name on the bottom of it. Oh noooooooooo! Because we all know I ran the last time we fought right? Trust me, I get your cause, and I get you're deranged and angry and vengeful, but you aren't stopping me from doing anything I damn well please around here. I wasn't afraid of you when you edged out a victory against me at Gookermania last year, and I sure as shit am not scared now. I like you, but stay out of my business.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 17, 2011 1:53:17 GMT -5
*Jeremy Dupoe is looking at the new card*
Damn looks like some ignorant man decided he could put a roadblock in my path. No matter my frustrations will go to that drug addicted simpleton Mountain King. Drugs are one of the leading causes of ignorance in this nation. Now I am by no means anti-drug after all I'm not afraid to indulge in some wine from time to time.But you abuse these substances and due to this fact you have committed mass murder on your brain cells. I'm sure the psychologists back Miskatonic University would have an absolute field day with you. I would be amazed if you even showed at all. In fact if I remember correctly you even offered me a "hit" once I will take this offer to a more...literal interpretation of that when I beat whats left of your brain into liquid grey matter.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 17, 2011 4:47:39 GMT -5
Hey, Whitey. You got any room in your inc? Whitey, Inc. is always hiring.OOC: Don't join if you are just gonna mess shit up on purpose though
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 17, 2011 8:04:11 GMT -5
Once again, Ryan Blood opens his mouth to release the words within! And this time, I'ma talk about "honor".
Seth Drakin said I contaminated "his" Championship Of Honor, and that holding it didn't make you an honorable person, it just proved that you could win a certain kind of match.
Gus Richlen said that I was totally without honor.
Here's the funny thing about that word, "honor". People say it a lot, but have real different ideas of what it means. One person's honorable behaviour apalls another person. Here's an example: some people think that suicide is honorable if you do it in certain circumstances, while others think that it's just a pointless waste.
Just because those two asshats don't share my idea of what honor is doesn't mean that I don't have a certain code of honor, one that I hold sacred, one that I live by. Hate me all you want for what I've done, even what I'll do later, but there are some lines I won't cross.
So I'm happy to be defending my title against a guy like Connor Mackenzie, who seems to have a similar code to mine.
Congrats, Connor. You won out against a bona fide legend in WWCF history and a guy who--weird as he is!--the World WrestleCrap Federation saw enormous potential in and signed at the first opportunity. You've got a shot at championship gold now. Let's see what you can do with it.
As for the BattleBowl, I just so happened to get a pretty little invitation to go on the Boiler Plaza and talk about it on there, so I'll zip my lip about that for the time being...
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 17, 2011 8:28:09 GMT -5
Once again, Ryan Blood opens his mouth to release the words within! And this time, I'ma talk about "honor".
Seth Drakin said I contaminated "his" Championship Of Honor, and that holding it didn't make you an honorable person, it just proved that you could win a certain kind of match.
Gus Richlen said that I was totally without honor.
Here's the funny thing about that word, "honor". People say it a lot, but have real different ideas of what it means. One person's honorable behaviour apalls another person. Here's an example: some people think that suicide is honorable if you do it in certain circumstances, while others think that it's just a pointless waste.
Just because those two asshats don't share my idea of what honor is doesn't mean that I don't have a certain code of honor, one that I hold sacred, one that I live by. Hate me all you want for what I've done, even what I'll do later, but there are some lines I won't cross.
So I'm happy to be defending my title against a guy like Connor Mackenzie, who seems to have a similar code to mine.
Congrats, Connor. You won out against a bona fide legend in WWCF history and a guy who--weird as he is!--the World WrestleCrap Federation saw enormous potential in and signed at the first opportunity. You've got a shot at championship gold now. Let's see what you can do with it.
As for the BattleBowl, I just so happened to get a pretty little invitation to go on the Boiler Plaza and talk about it on there, so I'll zip my lip about that for the time being... Ya know, the Pantheon is crumbling, I'm gonna take Colt's title, Seth is gonna take his life, and you'll need a job.
Ever thought about the exciting employment opportunities available at Whitey, Inc.?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 17, 2011 8:59:51 GMT -5
Once again, Ryan Blood opens his mouth to release the words within! And this time, I'ma talk about "honor".
Seth Drakin said I contaminated "his" Championship Of Honor, and that holding it didn't make you an honorable person, it just proved that you could win a certain kind of match.
Gus Richlen said that I was totally without honor.
Here's the funny thing about that word, "honor". People say it a lot, but have real different ideas of what it means. One person's honorable behaviour apalls another person. Here's an example: some people think that suicide is honorable if you do it in certain circumstances, while others think that it's just a pointless waste.
Just because those two asshats don't share my idea of what honor is doesn't mean that I don't have a certain code of honor, one that I hold sacred, one that I live by. Hate me all you want for what I've done, even what I'll do later, but there are some lines I won't cross.
So I'm happy to be defending my title against a guy like Connor Mackenzie, who seems to have a similar code to mine.
Congrats, Connor. You won out against a bona fide legend in WWCF history and a guy who--weird as he is!--the World WrestleCrap Federation saw enormous potential in and signed at the first opportunity. You've got a shot at championship gold now. Let's see what you can do with it.
As for the BattleBowl, I just so happened to get a pretty little invitation to go on the Boiler Plaza and talk about it on there, so I'll zip my lip about that for the time being... Another WWCF.com exclusive... A camera moves down a hallway with many people dressed in gym gear passing by, some ignoring it as they listen to music on headphones, others turning their heads as the camera comes near and passes. After a moment the camera pans to show someone running on a treadmill. The camera cuts to static before the picture resumes, catching up to Connor Mackenzie who has just put a hoodie on and takes a drink from a water bottle. CM: Wow, when you guys want a comment you really go all out tracking a person down. A few onlookers gather around as Connor looks about, chuckling as he takes another sip of his water. CM: While I normally wouldn't do this sort of thing this gym has become a sort of third home to me and these people are all folks I consider friends so I'm not going to shoe anyone away. But if I'm disturbing anyone's workout by all means let me know. I'm going to show the kind of respect that I have received here. No one makes a comment as it appears to be early morning and most of the people seem genuinely interested in what is going on. CM: Respect...that's what it boils down to. You see, just as I show these people respect, I'll show Viva and Jeremy Dupoe respect. Both of those men gave me their all and that is what I asked for. I asked them to do it and they did and when the bell rang I was grateful for the opportunity to prove to myself and to the WWCF Galaxy that I do it.
I do it every time I get into that ring, I do it every time I come to this gym or anywhere else I go. What I do, Ryan Blood, is give it my all and when the chips are down or the battle lines are drawn or the bell rings or the weights are stacked I give it the 100% that I always will. The reason for that is I respect myself...Turning around Connor holds his arms out to have the camera pan on the onlookers. Some are heavy set body builders, others are lean people who appear to be there for an early morning job or workout, some are even a bit heavier set who are working with trainers but all have stopped to look. CM: ...And these people. The WWCF Galaxy. This is the lifeblood of the WWCF. This is the reason for a Championship of Honor, Ryan. The title is fought for the honor of these people, the people who walk the streets, the people who come to the arena, who watch on tv, anyone. Especially the ones that I get in the ring with week in and week out. The Championship of Honor has been held by the likes of Seth Drakin, Jazzman, Jonathan Michaels, Evil M, Mad Pirate Mulligan, Richlen and now you. An esteemed group of individuals, all of them. And I respect what they've done in the ring, even you Ryan. Each has held up their own sense of honor in defending that championship, each has fought for the honor. You say Ryan Blood that you have your own sense of honor, your own code and you say that you and I are similar. I can see similarities, I can see differences too though. So when Monday comes the Blood Knight will face the Canadian Dragon in a battle of honor. The question is though Blood, who's honor will you be fighting for?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 17, 2011 9:00:50 GMT -5
Once again, Ryan Blood opens his mouth to release the words within! And this time, I'ma talk about "honor".
Seth Drakin said I contaminated "his" Championship Of Honor, and that holding it didn't make you an honorable person, it just proved that you could win a certain kind of match.
Gus Richlen said that I was totally without honor.
Here's the funny thing about that word, "honor". People say it a lot, but have real different ideas of what it means. One person's honorable behaviour apalls another person. Here's an example: some people think that suicide is honorable if you do it in certain circumstances, while others think that it's just a pointless waste.
Just because those two asshats don't share my idea of what honor is doesn't mean that I don't have a certain code of honor, one that I hold sacred, one that I live by. Hate me all you want for what I've done, even what I'll do later, but there are some lines I won't cross.
So I'm happy to be defending my title against a guy like Connor Mackenzie, who seems to have a similar code to mine.
Congrats, Connor. You won out against a bona fide legend in WWCF history and a guy who--weird as he is!--the World WrestleCrap Federation saw enormous potential in and signed at the first opportunity. You've got a shot at championship gold now. Let's see what you can do with it.
As for the BattleBowl, I just so happened to get a pretty little invitation to go on the Boiler Plaza and talk about it on there, so I'll zip my lip about that for the time being... Ya know, the Pantheon is crumbling, I'm gonna take Colt's title, Seth is gonna take his life, and you'll need a job.
Ever thought about the exciting employment opportunities available at Whitey, Inc.?Erm? Bossman? Not tae be a fly in the ointment, but hiring the entire federation may....dilute the honor a bit. I mean 'syour company perfeckly understandable, but ye get my point.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 17, 2011 9:44:05 GMT -5
I only have one and half employees, son
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 17, 2011 9:50:05 GMT -5
*Jeremy Dupoe is looking at the new card* Damn looks like some ignorant man decided he could put a roadblock in my path. No matter my frustrations will go to that drug addicted simpleton Mountain King. Drugs are one of the leading causes of ignorance in this nation. Now I am by no means anti-drug after all I'm not afraid to indulge in some wine from time to time.But you abuse these substances and due to this fact you have committed mass murder on your brain cells. I'm sure the psychologists back Miskatonic University would have an absolute field day with you. I would be amazed if you even showed at all. In fact if I remember correctly you even offered me a "hit" once I will take this offer to a more...literal interpretation of that when I beat whats left of your brain into liquid grey matter. For such a smart man, you're awfully narrow-minded. Drugs aren't a gateway into mindless ignorance but a gateway into a new perspective on life. My brain isn't withering away but continually growing and becoming stimulated until eventually I will know the answer to everything. As intelligent as you are, you don't know all the answers because you shy away from some of the questions. What would have happened had you taken that one hit, Jeremy? It's a question you don't know the answer to and, until you change your attitude, never will. I hate to see such potential go to waste, Jeremy, but I'm afraid you just don't have what it takes to handle what I know. I could start you off small, maybe. Try taking a couple of extra spoonfuls of cough medecine next time your sick. Be careful you don't hurt yourself, though, I look forward to doing that myself on Niteraw.
Say I have another question you don't know the answer to; what will Jeremy Dupoe do once he loses this battle royal on Monday? Maybe he'll fall into a downward spiral of self-loathing and pity, looking for any way to restore some purpose in his life, questioning what he did and didn't know to be true, crawling on his hands and knees, through shards of glass and muck, literally BEGGING for a solution...
And I'll be waiting, Jeremy, with open arms.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 17, 2011 9:50:47 GMT -5
Ah have prepared statement:
Mulligan, you suck fer tryin to take mah Inter Forum Title. Whitey, you suck fer hirin Mulligan back. Richlen, you suck fer not doin whut Ah tell you and almost costin us Lethal Lottey. CageKing, you suck.... wind. 'Cuz yer fat. Aheheheheheh. Ah- do not suck. Also, Ah not takin questions. Dis interview over. Go away.
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