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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 9, 2011 22:08:26 GMT -5
I don't think I was around when you won I think you were when you're original gimmick was there (teaming with TTS).
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 9, 2011 22:12:11 GMT -5
Lights cigarette.So Mulligan thinks he's better than me. A guy who thinks he's a pirate thinks that he's somehow above my twisted logic. Well I wont shed a tear for his loss. Muscle is just that, muscle. Easy to come by. Has its uses, no doubt, but it's not essential. You see, I have a gift that the rest of the WWCF roster just can't compete with. The gift of perception. I am able to think in ways that would scare other men and women. It certainly scared Mulligan and Vouken. They're afraid to know what I know and they're afraid to think like I think. I don't even blame them but for people like them to call me a waste of potential? That's a joke. I'm reminded of this rhyme I once heard:
While looking in the mirror, what is it I see? I see a monster starring back at me, As clear as night and day, plain as eye can see, I see a monster and the monster isn't me.
I'll leave you to work that one out, I'm late for my victory party. Scared? Boyo I donnae scare easily. All I said (apart from the gutting thing....dreadfully sorry.) Was that ye needed tae respect those what paved the way, Smokey's spilt blood with the best of 'em and SHOULD have been champ by now. Why isn't he? Because he sees his virtues as vices. He sees his addiction as something that's holding him back when, in reality, it's something that could propel him forward...if only he would embrace it. The monster you both see when you look in the mirror is the reflection of your true self. Embrace that, don't deny it. You're only denying your potential. The both of you. I don't respect people who are blind to their ignorance and I certainly don't respect those who squander their skills. Everyone is useful but to be more than just that is to accept that monster starring back at you.
Like I have.[/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 10, 2011 6:46:31 GMT -5
Hi, Colt!
Are you checking your watch and your calendar? Do you have the date marked? Are you frightened yet? Do you hear the Wrestling Messiah coming for you?
I'll be there, Colt, and you best take me seriously. The last two men who underestimated me, DR Jackson and Seth, both tasted defeat when they faced the greatest of all time.
I want that title, Colt. I want it so bad I can feel it in my hands. This federation deserves a champion like me, a champion who doesn't need to surround himself with five or six other losers to hold a championship.
Tik-tok, tik-tok. It's drawing closer, Colt.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 10, 2011 15:31:51 GMT -5
Scared? Boyo I donnae scare easily. All I said (apart from the gutting thing....dreadfully sorry.) Was that ye needed tae respect those what paved the way, Smokey's spilt blood with the best of 'em and SHOULD have been champ by now. Why isn't he? Because he sees his virtues as vices. He sees his addiction as something that's holding him back when, in reality, it's something that could propel him forward...if only he would embrace it. The monster you both see when you look in the mirror is the reflection of your true self. Embrace that, don't deny it. You're only denying your potential. The both of you. I don't respect people who are blind to their ignorance and I certainly don't respect those who squander their skills. Everyone is useful but to be more than just that is to accept that monster starring back at you.
Like I have.[/color][/quote] Monster in the mirror? What are ye, Grover? Ye gonna start singing' " Wubba wubba wubba"? Ooh! Do Rainbow Connection! I LURVE that 'un. *begins singing off key* Why Arrr there so many songs about rainbows... *camera fades out*
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 10, 2011 15:44:44 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is standing at a firing range firing an M-16. He pauses, takes off his goggles and his ear covers, and looks at the camera*
“If you’re looking at me now and wondering if all this is a front, and I’m not really like this, then you’re wrong. I’ve fought in wars, I’ve hunted scum, and some of them have just never been seen again. You can make up your own mind what’s happened to them, but let’s just say they won’t be keeping any dental appointments anytime soon.
“I’m here because my wife betrayed me, and I’m going to make those people pay. I can’t do that in the way I might normally do things, because I need to show my wife that I’m not the man she thinks I am. So I’m not going to go about this like I normally would. I’m going to do it the way I think she would respect, but don’t expect that will mean I turn the other cheek.
“Whitey Fats and Kate are my ultimate goal, but I understand I have to go on a journey to get to them, and that journey won’t be easy, and it will be tough. So to show Whitey Fats exactly how I’ going to get to him, I need to give him a demonstration. There’s two ways my match with Damn Right Jackson can go. I can extend the hand of friendship, and team up, and go after Fats together, which I’m sure you wouldn’t be happy about, would you Whitey?
“Or I could take Damn Right Jackson to the cleaners. I could show you that the man who was taking you to the limit, I could destroy. I have no inclination to make friends, I have no need of allies, I think a lesson in respect is needed, so I’m going to take Damn Right Jackson to the point of despair, and make sure you see it all, because what happens to him, will happen to you.
“Give my regards to Kate, pretty soon she’ll be tending your wounds, because you won’t be able to do it yourself with two broken arms.”
*Castle going back to target practice as the camera fades out* *Whitey, Cynammon, and Kate are shown in Whitey's king size bed, with covers up to their chest* Hi, Frank! The Wrestling Messiah is also the Sexual Messiah, if you know what I mean. And your kids call him "daddy". Isn't that nice?
Now, me and Cynammon have some more business to attend to.
*Kate and Cynammon duck under the covers, seconds later Whitey's eyes roll back in his head as he grins* *Frank Castle is walking down a rain drenched alleyway. Several men are following him*
“Damn Right Jackson. I used to know a man who liked to say “Damn Right” quite a lot. Thought he was always right. So sure of himself, so exact, precise. Precision is only good when you know what you’re aiming for, otherwise, it’s a stupid way of kidding yourself you have a meaning in life. What are you “Damn Right” about? What are you so sure about? I know what I’m sure about. I know what I want in life.
“I want to erase every memory I’ve had of the past 18 years. I want to erase any recollection I ever had that I was a happy man, that someone loved me and that I was a normal human being. I’m not. I see you as an obstacle on the path I need to travel, to purge myself of all that I’ve carried around with me for all these years.
“It’s time that I started showing people why I am here, why I got the name The Punisher. Why I’ve spent the last 18 years looking for those I held dear to me, only to find out that they didn’t care about me. You know what that does to a man? You know how that rips out their core, and leaves them with nothing but a dark pit of emptiness inside? I don’t think you do. You can’t ever go to the places where I am, because you wouldn’t survive.
“You’re the first hurdle Jackson. The finish line is Whitey Fats. The finish line is my wife, teaching both of them exactly what pain is. I’m going to show them both that what she did to me, will be the fuse on the bomb. I’m the detonator, and the closer we get together, the less time there is to escape. Jackson, I’m going to show you exactly what Whitey Fats can expect, and Fats? You settle back - with my wife if you want to - and watch some TV. Watch exactly what will happen to your stinking, filthy rich, maggot ridden soul, when I rip it out.
“And if you think sending a few of your lackeys after me is going to scare me - I think they need to be educated, just like you.
*Castle turns round, the men duck into cover. Castle grins through the rain, reaches into his coat, and pulls out a small spherical object. He touches a button on the top of the sphere, and rolls it down the alleyway. The men start to run. A dull thump comes from the sphere and all the men collapse. Castle walks up to them, and pulls a can of spray-paint out of his other coat pocket*
“Time you knew exactly what the face of punishment looks like, because it’ll be the last face you’ll ever see.”
*Castle crudely spray-paints the men’s faces with the Punisher skull symbol, then throws the can down into the rain slicked street and walks off - the camera zooms in on an unconscious thug as the white paint starts to run down his face.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 10, 2011 15:56:12 GMT -5
"Ginger midget"? Is that the best you can come up with, Fourchon? Do you really WANT to get to Battlebowl or not? Because if it weren't for Cageking and our resident pirate being the ones going at it for a shot at your Inter-Forum Championship, you'd be wanting to watch your back for yours truly.
Before I continue reminding you that you do not want to aggravate the person who has to be your teammate next week, I'm going to address the two others in the match.
General, congratulations on having held the Hardcore Championship as long as you have. And you've done well in putting up with what you've had to put up with in pitching merchandise as well. But make no mistake about it, General: much as I really don't want to team up with Fourchon, I want to win Battlebowl, and neither he nor I can go if we don't work together at your and Sparks' collective expenses.
Sparks, I think you'll still have many an opportunity to challenge for the WWCF World Championship in spite of your loss to Colt. And I respect you for going through all you had to go through just to face the man. But next week, it's nothing personal. I have every intention of being in Battlebowl, no matter who I have to go through.
As for you, Caleb Fourchon, you're worried about me not pulling my share? That, muchacho, would be the wrong thing to worry about next week, but you had better do your part as well.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 10, 2011 16:01:06 GMT -5
*Whitey, Cynammon, and Kate are shown in Whitey's king size bed, with covers up to their chest* Hi, Frank! The Wrestling Messiah is also the Sexual Messiah, if you know what I mean. And your kids call him "daddy". Isn't that nice?
Now, me and Cynammon have some more business to attend to.
*Kate and Cynammon duck under the covers, seconds later Whitey's eyes roll back in his head as he grins* *Frank Castle is walking down a rain drenched alleyway. Several men are following him*
“Damn Right Jackson. I used to know a man who liked to say “Damn Right” quite a lot. Thought he was always right. So sure of himself, so exact, precise. Precision is only good when you know what you’re aiming for, otherwise, it’s a stupid way of kidding yourself you have a meaning in life. What are you “Damn Right” about? What are you so sure about? I know what I’m sure about. I know what I want in life.
“I want to erase every memory I’ve had of the past 18 years. I want to erase any recollection I ever had that I was a happy man, that someone loved me and that I was a normal human being. I’m not. I see you as an obstacle on the path I need to travel, to purge myself of all that I’ve carried around with me for all these years.
“It’s time that I started showing people why I am here, why I got the name The Punisher. Why I’ve spent the last 18 years looking for those I held dear to me, only to find out that they didn’t care about me. You know what that does to a man? You know how that rips out their core, and leaves them with nothing but a dark pit of emptiness inside? I don’t think you do. You can’t ever go to the places where I am, because you wouldn’t survive.
“You’re the first hurdle Jackson. The finish line is Whitey Fats. The finish line is my wife, teaching both of them exactly what pain is. I’m going to show them both that what she did to me, will be the fuse on the bomb. I’m the detonator, and the closer we get together, the less time there is to escape. Jackson, I’m going to show you exactly what Whitey Fats can expect, and Fats? You settle back - with my wife if you want to - and watch some TV. Watch exactly what will happen to your stinking, filthy rich, maggot ridden soul, when I rip it out.
“And if you think sending a few of your lackeys after me is going to scare me - I think they need to be educated, just like you.
*Castle turns round, the men duck into cover. Castle grins through the rain, reaches into his coat, and pulls out a small spherical object. He touches a button on the top of the sphere, and rolls it down the alleyway. The men start to run. A dull thump comes from the sphere and all the men collapse. Castle walks up to them, and pulls a can of spray-paint out of his other coat pocket*
“Time you knew exactly what the face of punishment looks like, because it’ll be the last face you’ll ever see.”
*Castle crudely spray-paints the men’s faces with the Punisher skull symbol, then throws the can down into the rain slicked street and walks off - the camera zooms in on an unconscious t hug as the white paint starts to run down his face.* Hey, look! Frank is whining again!!That's all he does, daddy!! Now show me some more of that Sexual Messiah magic!
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 10, 2011 16:16:23 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is walking down a rain drenched alleyway. Several men are following him*
“Damn Right Jackson. I used to know a man who liked to say “Damn Right” quite a lot. Thought he was always right. So sure of himself, so exact, precise. Precision is only good when you know what you’re aiming for, otherwise, it’s a stupid way of kidding yourself you have a meaning in life. What are you “Damn Right” about? What are you so sure about? I know what I’m sure about. I know what I want in life.
“I want to erase every memory I’ve had of the past 18 years. I want to erase any recollection I ever had that I was a happy man, that someone loved me and that I was a normal human being. I’m not. I see you as an obstacle on the path I need to travel, to purge myself of all that I’ve carried around with me for all these years.
“It’s time that I started showing people why I am here, why I got the name The Punisher. Why I’ve spent the last 18 years looking for those I held dear to me, only to find out that they didn’t care about me. You know what that does to a man? You know how that rips out their core, and leaves them with nothing but a dark pit of emptiness inside? I don’t think you do. You can’t ever go to the places where I am, because you wouldn’t survive.
“You’re the first hurdle Jackson. The finish line is Whitey Fats. The finish line is my wife, teaching both of them exactly what pain is. I’m going to show them both that what she did to me, will be the fuse on the bomb. I’m the detonator, and the closer we get together, the less time there is to escape. Jackson, I’m going to show you exactly what Whitey Fats can expect, and Fats? You settle back - with my wife if you want to - and watch some TV. Watch exactly what will happen to your stinking, filthy rich, maggot ridden soul, when I rip it out.
“And if you think sending a few of your lackeys after me is going to scare me - I think they need to be educated, just like you.
*Castle turns round, the men duck into cover. Castle grins through the rain, reaches into his coat, and pulls out a small spherical object. He touches a button on the top of the sphere, and rolls it down the alleyway. The men start to run. A dull thump comes from the sphere and all the men collapse. Castle walks up to them, and pulls a can of spray-paint out of his other coat pocket*
“Time you knew exactly what the face of punishment looks like, because it’ll be the last face you’ll ever see.”
*Castle crudely spray-paints the men’s faces with the Punisher skull symbol, then throws the can down into the rain slicked street and walks off - the camera zooms in on an unconscious t hug as the white paint starts to run down his face.* Hey, look! Frank is whining again!!That's all he does, daddy!! Now show me some more of that Sexual Messiah magic!OOC: I'm phoning a friend..
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 10, 2011 16:26:41 GMT -5
OOC: Only in wrasslin' would a man stalking his ex for 18 years be the good guy. I love this business
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2011 16:31:13 GMT -5
OOC: Only in wrasslin' would a man stalking his ex for 18 years be the good guy. I love this business OOC: This is also a business where guys who part of their gimmick is intentionally maiming people can also be good guys.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2011 16:34:46 GMT -5
Hey, look! Frank is whining again!!That's all he does, daddy!! Now show me some more of that Sexual Messiah magic! OOC: I'm phoning a friend.. OOC: Sexual Messiah vs Sexual Tyranosaurus = License To Print Money
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 10, 2011 16:35:06 GMT -5
OOC: Only in wrasslin' would a man stalking his ex for 18 years be the good guy. I love this business OOC: This is also a business where guys who part of their gimmick is intentionally maiming people can also be good guys. OOC: And kicking women in the skull
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Post by hossfan on Aug 10, 2011 16:35:07 GMT -5
"Ginger midget"? Is that the best you can come up with, Fourchon? Do you really WANT to get to Battlebowl or not? Because if it weren't for Cageking and our resident pirate being the ones going at it for a shot at your Inter-Forum Championship, you'd be wanting to watch your back for yours truly.
Before I continue reminding you that you do not want to aggravate the person who has to be your teammate next week, I'm going to address the two others in the match.
General, congratulations on having held the Hardcore Championship as long as you have. And you've done well in putting up with what you've had to put up with in pitching merchandise as well. But make no mistake about it, General: much as I really don't want to team up with Fourchon, I want to win Battlebowl, and neither he nor I can go if we don't work together at your and Sparks' collective expenses.
Sparks, I think you'll still have many an opportunity to challenge for the WWCF World Championship in spite of your loss to Colt. And I respect you for going through all you had to go through just to face the man. But next week, it's nothing personal. I have every intention of being in Battlebowl, no matter who I have to go through.
As for you, Caleb Fourchon, you're worried about me not pulling my share? That, muchacho, would be the wrong thing to worry about next week, but you had better do your part as well. Mais yeah, Ah want to git to Battlebowl. Trouble is, Ah have a chokin dog-dat be you- fer tag team podnah. .
Ah know you want to win Lethal Lottery Match, Richlen. It anudder chance fer you to fail when it really madder: at Pay Per View! So, dis mah offer: when dat bell ring on Monday and we facin off against Sparks and De General of de Monkey Army, let me, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF, handle it. You don't even have to leave de corner. Or wear yer gear. For true, if you really want to be useful, you and yer girlfriend kin take dese *holds up a box of "BEST PURE WRESTLER" t-shirts* and sell dem in de stands.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2011 16:37:07 GMT -5
OOC: This is also a business where guys who part of their gimmick is intentionally maiming people can also be good guys. OOC: And kicking women in the skull OOC: Might be nicer than powerbombing women through a table
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 10, 2011 17:02:25 GMT -5
Why isn't he? Because he sees his virtues as vices. He sees his addiction as something that's holding him back when, in reality, it's something that could propel him forward...if only he would embrace it. The monster you both see when you look in the mirror is the reflection of your true self. Embrace that, don't deny it. You're only denying your potential. The both of you. I don't respect people who are blind to their ignorance and I certainly don't respect those who squander their skills. Everyone is useful but to be more than just that is to accept that monster starring back at you.
Like I have. [/color][/quote] Monster in the mirror? What are ye, Grover? Ye gonna start singing' " Wubba wubba wubba"? Ooh! Do Rainbow Connection! I LURVE that 'un. *begins singing off key* Why Arrr there so many songs about rainbows... *camera fades out* [/quote] *Dupoe randomly appears in front of Brony, slaps him* You are one of the reasons dispise stupidity*walks away Brony left with confused look on face*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 10, 2011 22:47:27 GMT -5
"Ginger midget"? Is that the best you can come up with, Fourchon? Do you really WANT to get to Battlebowl or not? Because if it weren't for Cageking and our resident pirate being the ones going at it for a shot at your Inter-Forum Championship, you'd be wanting to watch your back for yours truly.
Before I continue reminding you that you do not want to aggravate the person who has to be your teammate next week, I'm going to address the two others in the match.
General, congratulations on having held the Hardcore Championship as long as you have. And you've done well in putting up with what you've had to put up with in pitching merchandise as well. But make no mistake about it, General: much as I really don't want to team up with Fourchon, I want to win Battlebowl, and neither he nor I can go if we don't work together at your and Sparks' collective expenses.
Sparks, I think you'll still have many an opportunity to challenge for the WWCF World Championship in spite of your loss to Colt. And I respect you for going through all you had to go through just to face the man. But next week, it's nothing personal. I have every intention of being in Battlebowl, no matter who I have to go through.
As for you, Caleb Fourchon, you're worried about me not pulling my share? That, muchacho, would be the wrong thing to worry about next week, but you had better do your part as well. Mais yeah, Ah want to git to Battlebowl. Trouble is, Ah have a chokin dog-dat be you- fer tag team podnah. .
Ah know you want to win Lethal Lottery Match, Richlen. It anudder chance fer you to fail when it really madder: at Pay Per View! So, dis mah offer: when dat bell ring on Monday and we facin off against Sparks and De General of de Monkey Army, let me, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF, handle it. You don't even have to leave de corner. Or wear yer gear. For true, if you really want to be useful, you and yer girlfriend kin take dese *holds up a box of "BEST PURE WRESTLER" t-shirts* and sell dem in de stands. Or maybe I'll just figure out a way for you to, oh, I don't know, not show up? Because I have an unpleasant feeling that I'm walking into a handicap match next week.
Look, I'm going to make this extremely simple: either you can actually HELP ME to win OUR match and we BOTH go to Battlebowl, or you can waste your time being condescending and I win the match by myself and I swallow several pounds of pride and go to a certain title-holding CEO and ask him to not include you in Battlebowl because YOU would rather act like I can't compete in the ring. Your choice, buddyboy.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 11, 2011 6:23:47 GMT -5
Mais yeah, Ah want to git to Battlebowl. Trouble is, Ah have a chokin dog-dat be you- fer tag team podnah. .
Ah know you want to win Lethal Lottery Match, Richlen. It anudder chance fer you to fail when it really madder: at Pay Per View! So, dis mah offer: when dat bell ring on Monday and we facin off against Sparks and De General of de Monkey Army, let me, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF, handle it. You don't even have to leave de corner. Or wear yer gear. For true, if you really want to be useful, you and yer girlfriend kin take dese *holds up a box of "BEST PURE WRESTLER" t-shirts* and sell dem in de stands. Or maybe I'll just figure out a way for you to, oh, I don't know, not show up? Because I have an unpleasant feeling that I'm walking into a handicap match next week.
Look, I'm going to make this extremely simple: either you can actually HELP ME to win OUR match and we BOTH go to Battlebowl, or you can waste your time being condescending and I win the match by myself and I swallow several pounds of pride and go to a certain title-holding CEO and ask him to not include you in Battlebowl because YOU would rather act like I can't compete in the ring. Your choice, buddyboy. Empty threats to match yer empty head. Dat new funny talkin guy need to come slap some sense into you like he did Mulligan.
Ah goin to de Battle Bowl, Richlen. You playin politics with woman beater Colt won't keep me out.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 11, 2011 11:37:29 GMT -5
Monster in the mirror? What are ye, Grover? Ye gonna start singing' " Wubba wubba wubba"? Ooh! Do Rainbow Connection! I LURVE that 'un. *begins singing off key* Why Arrr there so many songs about rainbows... *camera fades out* *Dupoe randomly appears in front of Brony, slaps him* You are one of the reasons dispise stupidity*walks away Brony left with confused look on face* Ooc : Officially Mad Pirate Mulligan, Android Apparently won't let me change my display name back
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 11, 2011 12:26:51 GMT -5
*Dupoe randomly appears in front of Brony, slaps him* You are one of the reasons dispise stupidity*walks away Brony left with confused look on face* Ooc : Officially Mad Pirate Mulligan, Android Apparently won't let me change my display name back Ooc: whoops didnt know let me change that then IC:*Dupoe randomly appears in front of Mulligan, slaps him* You are one of the reasons dispise stupidity*walks away Mulligan left with confused look on face*
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 11, 2011 13:13:58 GMT -5
Men of your intelligence don't need to use violence to get their point across. That said, good job. It was f***ing funny regardless. We should take a hit together sometime.
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