The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 11, 2011 14:53:55 GMT -5
OOC: I'm a Tweener ;-)
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 11, 2011 16:22:26 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is sitting alone in his apartment. There are no lights on, and the only illumination is from a dim sliver of light coming through the blinds. Castle is writing in a worn, leather bound notebook*
“Punisher, War Journal 11 August 2011. Tired, constantly awake, need to get focussed. Six more of them last night, tried to take me out as I went to the store to get supplies. Fats will find them where I left the rest, in emergency ward 10. Thinks he can wear me down, thinks he can get into my head. He’s wrong. He can send all the lackeys after me that he wants, I’ll cripple them all. He can try and get in my head all he wants, he can use Kate against me all he wants, it’s not going to work. I’m going to find him, and my wife and make them pay.
“Fats is confident, thinks he’s beaten the best. I’m going to show him that he hasn’t beaten anyone. I’m going to show him that all he’s achieved so far is nothing. This “Damn Right” Jackson challenged him and lost, so I have to show him that I can beat him to, otherwise I’m not a challenge.
“How far should I go? When I thought I was fighting for Kate, I tried to do the right thing, but punish those who deserved it. Nobody could ever prove what I did, or nobody cared enough to try. But now? The only thing I had in the world to make me a good man has gone. I know what I am now. I’m a social outcast, a freak. No one wants to know me, because they’re scared of the consequences. They’re frightened that I’m going to go too far, and they don’t want to be there when I do.
“Now I have nothing decent left to strive for, now I have no good left in me, what is there left? Do I go down the path that so many others have gone? Do I leave aside my principles and do what I want to do, or what I should do? Kate wanted me to be the better man, but I’m not sure that I can be now - I’m not even sure what I am anymore. I only know one thing, starting with “Damn Right” Jackson, EVERYONE here deserves to be punished.
“It’s time to start cleansing my soul.”
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 11, 2011 18:04:06 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is sitting alone in his apartment. There are no lights on, and the only illumination is from a dim sliver of light coming through the blinds. Castle is writing in a worn, leather bound notebook*
�Punisher, War Journal 11 August 2011. Tired, constantly awake, need to get focussed. Six more of them last night, tried to take me out as I went to the store to get supplies. Fats will find them where I left the rest, in emergency ward 10. Thinks he can wear me down, thinks he can get into my head. He�s wrong. He can send all the lackeys after me that he wants, I�ll cripple them all. He can try and get in my head all he wants, he can use Kate against me all he wants, it�s not going to work. I�m going to find him, and my wife and make them pay.
�Fats is confident, thinks he�s beaten the best. I�m going to show him that he hasn�t beaten anyone. I�m going to show him that all he�s achieved so far is nothing. This �Damn Right� Jackson challenged him and lost, so I have to show him that I can beat him to, otherwise I�m not a challenge.
�How far should I go? When I thought I was fighting for Kate, I tried to do the right thing, but punish those who deserved it. Nobody could ever prove what I did, or nobody cared enough to try. But now? The only thing I had in the world to make me a good man has gone. I know what I am now. I�m a social outcast, a freak. No one wants to know me, because they�re scared of the consequences. They�re frightened that I�m going to go too far, and they don�t want to be there when I do.
�Now I have nothing decent left to strive for, now I have no good left in me, what is there left? Do I go down the path that so many others have gone? Do I leave aside my principles and do what I want to do, or what I should do? Kate wanted me to be the better man, but I�m not sure that I can be now - I�m not even sure what I am anymore. I only know one thing, starting with �Damn Right� Jackson, EVERYONE here deserves to be punished.
�It�s time to start cleansing my soul.� Ha. Ha. Ha. You ain't s***, boy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 20:25:45 GMT -5
So....I lost my chance to get into BattleBowl, but in exchange I got revenge on that punk ass bitch Lodi and had Seth get his rightful revenge on another part of The Panthenon
Now...as for me though, my quest for the IF Title continues. I have a number one contenders match against Mad Pirate Mulligan...now, nothing against you Pirate, but this rematch between me and Calebh has been in the works for a long time coming now. You are nothing but another brick in the wall.
Caleb....you may hate me now, but when the time comes, you will see why I am choosing you to vent my aggression on. If you have anything to say though....you know how to find me
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Post by hossfan on Aug 11, 2011 20:52:57 GMT -5
So....I lost my chance to get into BattleBowl, but in exchange I got revenge on that punk ass bitch Lodi and had Seth get his rightful revenge on another part of The Panthenon
Now...as for me though, my quest for the IF Title continues. I have a number one contenders match against Mad Pirate Mulligan...now, nothing against you Pirate, but this rematch between me and Calebh has been in the works for a long time coming now. You are nothing but another brick in the wall.
Caleb....you may hate me now, but when the time comes, you will see why I am choosing you to vent my aggression on. If you have anything to say though....you know how to find me Yeah, go to De "Golden Corral" All You Kin Eat Boo-Fay. *snickers* CageKing, it good you bailed on dem Pantheon punks. But dat change nuttin when it come to mah Inter Forum Title. Nobuddy, not you, not Mad Pirate Muliigan, not Gus Richlen, gonna take it from me. Know why?*hooks his thumbs and pops the "BEST PURE WRESTLER" jersey he's wearing*
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 12, 2011 8:15:54 GMT -5
A camera moves down a hallway in the Parts Unknown Arena. In the distance Connor Mackenzie comes into view wearing his customary hoodie, jeans and sunglasses when not in his ring attire. He pauses as he seems to spot someone just off camera and starts to move only to be interrupted by someone who blocks his way.
Jesse King: Well, well, well, Connor Mackenzie. I don't think we've been formally introduced as of yet. I'm Jesse King, have a few minutes to answer some questions for all of your "fans".
Jesse chuckles as the camera comes a bit closer. Jesse pulls out a microphone.
JK: Now Connor, I have to know, are you really as crazy as it seems to mock guys like Viva and Jeremy Dupoe. Don't you think someone with your lack of...experience should wise up and know when to and not to open their mouth?
Connor's face takes a on a stern tone for a moment before a smile traces the corner of his lips.
Connor Mackenzie: Ahh yes, Jesse King. The lesser half of the WWCF commentary team, personal Ass kisser to the The Pantheon and sucker of Colt's-
JK: Hold it right there Connor! Obviously you don't know-
CM: Oh, wait. Was I wrong? Is it the other way around? He actually...
JK: You think you're funny. I'll have you know that Colt and The Pantheon respect me and what I can do.
CM: Really? Why don't you tell him that since he's right over there.
JK: Over where?!
Jesse turns in a bit of a panic but as he does Connor moves to quickly open a door and shove Jesse in through the doorway, closing and locking the door as Jesse starts to pound away.
CM: Over there with the other things that suck and blow!
Connor grins as he gives his hands a bit of a dust off then continues down the corridor. The camera moves in front of him as he continues to walk on. Stopping as he reaches the spot he was heading to originally. In view now is Bergman. Connor offers his hand to the man in greeting. Bergman shakes it before eyeing Connor with a grin.
Bergman: Dare I ask where you put him?
CM: Janitor's closet. I hear that's where The General stores all those unsold Penis Pumps.
As Connor says that the pounding can be heard a bit more off screen.
CM: But anyway, I wanted to come to someone to ask their thoughts on my match on Monday, and since you were my tag partner I thought maybe I go to you for some help.
Bergman: Look, Connor. You're relatively new here, which in some ways can be a good thing for you. But at the same time you can't expect that folks like Viva and others are going to take you seriously. I can respect you wanting to show it in the ring but you also need to realize that guys like Viva aren't going to be push overs compared to where you were before.
Connor nods lightly, his face taking on a serious look as Bergman crosses his arms over his chest for a moment, studying Connor.
Bergman: Here's the deal man, I've got some tapes on Viva, but those are almost useless. He's a changed man now, a real machine in the ring. Don't believe, I'm still a little sore after that 4 way we had almost a month ago. Dupoe, that's a different story. He's never been here and even though that might not give you any help, every man is just that, a man. We all have strengths, we all have weaknesses. Getting help is nothing more than asking for symptoms and you figuring out the remedy.
Connor brightens a bit, offering a small, appreciative smile.
CM: I appreciate this, all of this Bergman. If ever you need a favor, just say the word. I do have a question though.
Bergman: Shoot.
CM: What kind of a name is Viva anyway?
Bergman looks puzzled for a moment before shaking his head.
CM: Hmm, maybe Very irritable, volatile ass-monkey?
Bergman blinks for a moment before cracking a smile.
Bergman: You really do have a mouth on you, don't you kid?
CM: Well it's gotten me in this much trouble so far. And that Dupoe guy. You see his knife? Talking to it like he's some D and D freak who lives in his parents basement. For a second I thought he was here for some sort of convention. I mean Cthulu, the books, the knife now. You ask me I'm expecting to see him come out with a bottle of Mountain Dew and try and impersonate that guy from the WWE who spits water when he makes his entrance.
Bergman can't help but grin and roll his eyes a bit.
Bergman: Look Conner, I like you, so I'm going to let you in on a little secret around here. In the WWCF your mouth sells tickets, but it's what you do inside the ropes that wins you fans and titles. Right now you are selling a ton of tickets, but remember, your words are also your worst enemy. You'll do fine in there and you've got a real chance, just go put on a show.
Connor nods, taking all the advice he's been given and letting it soak in.
CM: Thanks again Bergman, I will take your advice to heart. I better head out to check out some more footage now.
Connor offers a hand to Bergman again and they shake before Connor walks out of view of the camera, Bergman shaking his head before quirking a brow and shrugging.
Bergman: Youth, what an interesting thing.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2011 15:05:01 GMT -5
*Mulligan is fiddling with something, his body blocks it from the camera's view, he's singing absent-mindedly.*
Yarr ta-di yard ta dum. One more wee bit and * steps back, and " frames something, still hidden with his fingers up to his eyes* ...worthy of the Louvre.
As he walks away we see a soap bust of Caleb Fourchon, a sign hanging in front of it proclaims " 99 44/100 percent pure wrestler"
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 12, 2011 15:30:14 GMT -5
A camera moves down a hallway in the Parts Unknown Arena. In the distance Connor Mackenzie comes into view wearing his customary hoodie, jeans and sunglasses when not in his ring attire. He pauses as he seems to spot someone just off camera and starts to move only to be interrupted by someone who blocks his way. Jesse King: Well, well, well, Connor Mackenzie. I don't think we've been formally introduced as of yet. I'm Jesse King, have a few minutes to answer some questions for all of your "fans". Jesse chuckles as the camera comes a bit closer. Jesse pulls out a microphone. JK: Now Connor, I have to know, are you really as crazy as it seems to mock guys like Viva and Jeremy Dupoe. Don't you think someone with your lack of...experience should wise up and know when to and not to open their mouth?Connor's face takes a on a stern tone for a moment before a smile traces the corner of his lips. Connor Mackenzie: Ahh yes, Jesse King. The lesser half of the WWCF commentary team, personal Ass kisser to the The Pantheon and sucker of Colt's-JK: Hold it right there Connor! Obviously you don't know-CM: Oh, wait. Was I wrong? Is it the other way around? He actually...JK: You think you're funny. I'll have you know that Colt and The Pantheon respect me and what I can do.CM: Really? Why don't you tell him that since he's right over there.JK: Over where?! Jesse turns in a bit of a panic but as he does Connor moves to quickly open a door and shove Jesse in through the doorway, closing and locking the door as Jesse starts to pound away. CM: Over there with the other things that suck and blow!Connor grins as he gives his hands a bit of a dust off then continues down the corridor. The camera moves in front of him as he continues to walk on. Stopping as he reaches the spot he was heading to originally. In view now is Bergman. Connor offers his hand to the man in greeting. Bergman shakes it before eyeing Connor with a grin. Bergman: Dare I ask where you put him?CM: Janitor's closet. I hear that's where The General stores all those unsold Penis Pumps. As Connor says that the pounding can be heard a bit more off screen. CM: But anyway, I wanted to come to someone to ask their thoughts on my match on Monday, and since you were my tag partner I thought maybe I go to you for some help.Bergman: Look, Connor. You're relatively new here, which in some ways can be a good thing for you. But at the same time you can't expect that folks like Viva and others are going to take you seriously. I can respect you wanting to show it in the ring but you also need to realize that guys like Viva aren't going to be push overs compared to where you were before. Connor nods lightly, his face taking on a serious look as Bergman crosses his arms over his chest for a moment, studying Connor. Bergman: Here's the deal man, I've got some tapes on Viva, but those are almost useless. He's a changed man now, a real machine in the ring. Don't believe, I'm still a little sore after that 4 way we had almost a month ago. Dupoe, that's a different story. He's never been here and even though that might not give you any help, every man is just that, a man. We all have strengths, we all have weaknesses. Getting help is nothing more than asking for symptoms and you figuring out the remedy.Connor brightens a bit, offering a small, appreciative smile. CM: I appreciate this, all of this Bergman. If ever you need a favor, just say the word. I do have a question though. Bergman: Shoot.CM: What kind of a name is Viva anyway? Bergman looks puzzled for a moment before shaking his head. CM: Hmm, maybe Very irritable, volatile ass-monkey?Bergman blinks for a moment before cracking a smile. Bergman: You really do have a mouth on you, don't you kid?CM: Well it's gotten me in this much trouble so far. And that Dupoe guy. You see his knife? Talking to it like he's some D and D freak who lives in his parents basement. For a second I thought he was here for some sort of convention. I mean Cthulu, the books, the knife now. You ask me I'm expecting to see him come out with a bottle of Mountain Dew and try and impersonate that guy from the WWE who spits water when he makes his entrance. Bergman can't help but grin and roll his eyes a bit. Bergman: Look Conner, I like you, so I'm going to let you in on a little secret around here. In the WWCF your mouth sells tickets, but it's what you do inside the ropes that wins you fans and titles. Right now you are selling a ton of tickets, but remember, your words are also your worst enemy. You'll do fine in there and you've got a real chance, just go put on a show.Connor nods, taking all the advice he's been given and letting it soak in. CM: Thanks again Bergman, I will take your advice to heart. I better head out to check out some more footage now. Connor offers a hand to Bergman again and they shake before Connor walks out of view of the camera, Bergman shaking his head before quirking a brow and shrugging. Bergman: Youth, what an interesting thing. You DARE mock my suffering. That is a mistake you wont have the time to regret. Again that quiver in your voice has returned but you hide it well beneath a false smile. A facade often shown by a student who just relieved himself in class. Conner you have just sealed your fate come Monday this not about some petty title belt its about destroying those who have wronged me. For the lesser minds in the WWCF Galaxy Conner is going to feel my wrath.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 12, 2011 15:33:48 GMT -5
*Mulligan is fiddling with something, his body blocks it from the camera's view, he's singing absent-mindedly.* Yarr ta-di yard ta dum. One more wee bit and * steps back, and " frames something, still hidden with his fingers up to his eyes* ...worthy of the Louvre. As he walks away we see a soap bust of Caleb Fourchon, a sign hanging in front of it proclaims " 99 44/100 percent pure wrestler" *Stares at soap carving.* *Leans down.* *Sniffs it.* *Licks it.* Whut dis: some crazy voodoo pirate trick or sumpthin?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2011 18:28:02 GMT -5
*Mulligan is fiddling with something, his body blocks it from the camera's view, he's singing absent-mindedly.* Yarr ta-di yard ta dum. One more wee bit and * steps back, and " frames something, still hidden with his fingers up to his eyes* ...worthy of the Louvre. As he walks away we see a soap bust of Caleb Fourchon, a sign hanging in front of it proclaims " 99 44/100 percent pure wrestler" *Stares at soap carving.* *Leans down.* *Sniffs it.* *Licks it.* Whut dis: some crazy voodoo pirate trick or sumpthin?Please don't do that. 'S an old pirate trick especially useful long long journeys. Just needs 1 extra bit * Takes out a hand auger And drills a hole straight through* Now for the last bit....just gotta find some. * searches in his pockets find a bit of string* b Heh ... dope soap on a rope *tosses the bust to Caleb * Fer Luck
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 12, 2011 19:04:34 GMT -5
You DARE mock my suffering. That is a mistake you wont have the time to regret. Again that quiver in your voice has returned but you hide it well beneath a false smile. A facade often shown by a student who just relieved himself in class. Conner you have just sealed your fate come Monday this not about some petty title belt its about destroying those who have wronged me. For the lesser minds in the WWCF Galaxy Conner is going to feel my wrath. This isn't one of those things where I need to wait for you to roll some dice or something is it?
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 12, 2011 19:16:09 GMT -5
So I'm not booked for a match on Niteraw. That's an oversight. I might not have a match but I guarantee I will be making an appearance.[/color]
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2011 20:06:05 GMT -5
You DARE mock my suffering. That is a mistake you wont have the time to regret. Again that quiver in your voice has returned but you hide it well beneath a false smile. A facade often shown by a student who just relieved himself in class. Conner you have just sealed your fate come Monday this not about some petty title belt its about destroying those who have wronged me. For the lesser minds in the WWCF Galaxy Conner is going to feel my wrath. This isn't one of those things where I need to wait for you to roll some dice or something is it?Be careful boy, he's got at least a 19 intellect. ' s a shame he's runnin' wi' a 3 in Charisma
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 12, 2011 20:14:54 GMT -5
Be careful boy, he's got at least a 19 intellect. ' s a shame he's runnin' wi' a 3 in Charisma OOC: Ahahahaha!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 12, 2011 20:45:52 GMT -5
This isn't one of those things where I need to wait for you to roll some dice or something is it? Be careful boy, he's got at least a 19 intellect. ' s a shame he's runnin' wi' a 3 in Charisma *camera focused on the soap statue made by Mulligan* *lights go out* Disrespect leads to destruction. Destruction leads to rebuilding. REBULIDING LEADS TO RECONFIGURATION*lights come back on to reveal that the sculpture has been reformed in to a halve Conner, halve Mulligan bust with the word VICTIMS written on there faces, a laugh echos in to the distance*
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Post by General Adam on Aug 12, 2011 22:01:04 GMT -5
Well it looks like Pirate all ready got Caleb all mixed up and confused with pirate stuff, so good job buddy. To tell the truth I have no real grudges against Gus. Hell to tell the truth I don't think we ever fought. Can't remember. WWCF creative keeps on erasing my memory.
*A bright flash appears.*
Where am I? What's going on? I can't see a thing! Why do I taste purple?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 13, 2011 7:27:42 GMT -5
CM: What kind of a name is Viva anyway? OOC: For anybody wondering the same thing, here is the origin of Viva Los Bio Dome. And for anybody who hasn't seen the movie, here's the Nostalgia Critic to tell you (language warning) about it: PART ONE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu89qyriKe8PART TWO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5r37DftkDg(For some reason, the quality of the review on TGWTG.com was poor, which is strange since when I first watched it there many months ago it was fine. So I changed it to link to YouTube instead.)
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 13, 2011 8:16:35 GMT -5
*Whitey is shown pacing in his living room, while Cynnamon and the Punisher's ol' lady, both in bra and panties, look on*
Its been a long time coming. Been a long time since I asked Seth for what was mine, and by his ignorance, he set me on the path I am on now.
Battlebowl. The Wrestling Messiah versus the greatest champion in this federation's history. Not many are putting money on me. Those people are fools.
They said I couldn't pin DR. I did, twice. Right in the middle of the ring, with no shortcuts, proving I am his superior. I pinned Colt. I pinned the World Heavyweight with my Phatsdriver and all I received was doubt. I held my own against Colt AND DR at the same time, and I was not pinned.
I am coming for that title, Colt, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. Your Pantheon is fleeing, frightened of the Wrestling Messiah. I've beat Seth, and that might have been a blessing for you, for I just want your title, that crazy son of a bitch wants your life.
Tik... Tok... Tik... Tok.
It's almost time, Colt
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Post by hossfan on Aug 13, 2011 8:43:19 GMT -5
Be careful boy, he's got at least a 19 intellect. ' s a shame he's runnin' wi' a 3 in Charisma *camera focused on the soap statue made by Mulligan* *lights go out* Disrespect leads to destruction. Destruction leads to rebuilding. REBULIDING LEADS TO RECONFIGURATION*lights come back on to reveal that the sculpture has been reformed in to a halve Conner, halve Mulligan bust with the word VICTIMS written on there faces, a laugh echos in to the distance* *Picks up soap statue* *Sniffs it* *Licks it* Yeah, dis bad ju ju alright.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 13, 2011 9:57:18 GMT -5
*special, special, you think your special*
Whitey is shown pinning Colt
*just one more fight*
Colt is shown pinning DR Jackson in No Escape From Hell
*Whitey is shown pinning DR Jackson at Botch at the Beach*
*check check check out my melody*
*Colt is shown pinning Sparks*
*someday you'll see things my way*
*Whitey is shown pinning Seth*
*just one more fight and I'll be history*
*Whitey and Colt are showing facing off, the belt around Colt's waist*
*This time I'm gonna let it all comeout, this time I'm gonna stand up and shout, I'm gonna do things my way, it's my way, my way or the highway *
OOC: I, too, am an unoriginal bastard
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