Things that Freak You Out that Shouldn't

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

I'm always freaked out by how much turkey cold cuts taste like ham cold cuts. I mean pigs and turkeys are very different animals. Ham has a hearty taste like beef, lamb, etc., which makes sense since they are all mammals. But why do turkeys taste so similar? Really that combined with how eating turkey makes you tired has turned me off this bird all together!

[dev89]

Someone should tell the turkeys, man...just be yourself! I already like you little brother. You do not need to go around emulating the other animals.

[Mozenrath]

Smoked turkey also kind of tastes like ham, but in a good way.

[Realtalk]

Feet.

[Viva]

Wet hair.

edit; should clarify. I mean wet hair like hair in the shower drain catch.

[who throws a shoe?!]

Going down escalators. I can go up them no problem, but down? Just standing at the top makes my palms start to sweat and I start going a bit dizzy. Weird I know.

[Cavs for Mavs Mafia]

Clowns.

[Long A, Short A]

loose hair
fringe
the smell of hair grease
and many other thing that I can't remember now

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

Clint Howard

[strykerdarksilence]

Most birds, except ducks.

[Famous Rocking Chimes]

The idea of getting dirty. If anyone even tries to get near me with a booger on their hand I hightail it far away from them.

[Just Jay]

[Mozenrath]

May 8, 2011 18:42:14 GMT -5 Just Jay said:

God, Maury scrapes the bottom of the barrel sometimes, looking for the fond as chefs may call it, of the absolute cheesiest in talk shows.

[Just Jay]

I know right? I was going to say the the notion of a cotton monster is damn terrifying even without the ludicrous phobia.

[Johnny Truant]

Wind.

[Lancers]

Those creepy production logos. Like the Stephen J. Cannell one with the typewriter, the ones with the weird music, and the Lynch/Frost one after "Twin Peaks".

[Throwback]

May 8, 2011 17:48:30 GMT -5 @strykerdarksilence said:

Most birds, except ducks.

I'm with you on that one brother. My little girl had a field day when she found out I was scared of something. We were at a farm and she kept making the chickens chase me.


I'm also freaked out by any bug that can sting and large bodies of water.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

What gelatin is made out of..... *ewwwww*

[Mozenrath]

May 8, 2011 19:04:09 GMT -5 Throwback said:

May 8, 2011 17:48:30 GMT -5 @strykerdarksilence said:

Most birds, except ducks.

I'm with you on that one brother. My little girl had a field day when she found out I was scared of something. We were at a farm and she kept making the chickens chase me.


I'm also freaked out by any bug that can sting and large bodies of water.

Same. I do not like birds flying anywhere near me. When I was a kid, my cousin would tell me his parrot was going to bite my fingers off.

[bob]

bugs and spiders