Seal People Are Stealing Our Women!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinniped#Orkney_folklore

The folklore of Orkney includes tales of the seal people (or selkie folk, "selkie" being the Orcadian dialect word for "seal"), a race of shape-shifting seals that can take human form. To do so they have to remove their seal skin, revealing what appears to be a human underneath. They would also venture onto land for encounters with human women, often unsatisfied ones.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Are we even sure Team Six are human?

[MrBRulzOK]

Once you've had blubber, you won't want no landlubber?

[chazraps]

But did you know that when it snows their eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?