Fern
Bubba Ho-Tep
Who gives a f***?
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Post by Fern on May 26, 2011 10:12:27 GMT -5
Chris Rock's n*****s vs Black People is one of my all time favourites.
Louis CK's stuff about his daughters is always amazing.
Stewart Lee's Top Gear Rant.
What about you?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 26, 2011 10:31:02 GMT -5
Richard Pryor's bit on boxing Muhammad Ali for a benefit. ("'Get up! Get up!' 'f*** you!'")
Denis Leary talking about a Darth Vader piggy bank.
Alec Mapa describing gay cruises.
George Carlin and how to keep people on their toes.
Margaret Cho talking about her work on "All-American Girl".
Steve Harvey on his niece's wedding.
Dave Chappelle's Sesame Street routine.
Almost all of Lewis Black's stuff.
Anytime Chris Rock talks about marriage.
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Post by Young Game on May 26, 2011 10:34:05 GMT -5
At midnight Patton Oswalt will kill George Lucas with a shovel.
Any of Mitch Hedberg's stand-up.
Brain Posehn - Live In Nerd Rage
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 26, 2011 13:04:03 GMT -5
Brian Regan has some good stuff like the emergency room bit, Antique Road Show, and school/wordplay related bits like spelling.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 26, 2011 13:12:06 GMT -5
Eddie Murphy's Mr T bit.
"Hey boy.....you look mighty cute in them jeans!"
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on May 26, 2011 13:21:01 GMT -5
George Carlin and how to keep people on their toes. My mom and I were coming back from Atlantic City so we decided to pop in George Carlin's "What am I doing in New Jersey" album. We were laughing so hard at that skit we almost had to pull over. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 26, 2011 15:37:43 GMT -5
George Carlin's "Coast to Coast Emergency" is probably my favorite. Then, everything else by Carlin is a favorite, but I'd pick that one as my favorite one. Spoiler with naughty, naughty language of my favorite line from the piece. {Spoiler}nd now the forests burn furiously and hundreds of elves and fairies and trolls come running out of the woods screaming, "Bambi is dead, Bambi is dead!!" and he is! He is! Finally that f***ING LITTLE c*** BAMBI IS DEAD!! |
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 26, 2011 15:44:51 GMT -5
Eugene Mirman- Whenver he writes a letter to a corporation that screws him over.
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Post by hawkfan44 on May 26, 2011 16:53:57 GMT -5
George Carlin's Save The Planet routine. to me so funny and true at the same time
anything by Mitch Hedberg
anytime Zach Galifianakis plays the piano, some of the most random stuff I've ever heard
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on May 26, 2011 17:41:20 GMT -5
Louis CK loving being white
Eugene Mirman selling shapes (I'm a triangle with an ass on top)
Patton Oswalt - F***squatch
Edit: Also George Carlin's little things we have in common and baseball vs. football
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on May 26, 2011 17:56:30 GMT -5
George Carlin's epic 17 minute rant on Airplanes from "Jammin' in New York". SPOILER, some bad language: {Spoiler}Get on the plane, get on the plane, I say f*** you I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane, I'll stay here with you folks in uniform, there seems to be less WIND in here! |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on May 26, 2011 18:11:10 GMT -5
At midnight Patton Oswalt will kill George Lucas with a shovel. "You get to see him as a little kid!" |
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Post by Young Game on May 26, 2011 18:21:06 GMT -5
At midnight Patton Oswalt will kill George Lucas with a shovel. "You get to see him as a little kid!" "You look really sad. Would you like some ice cream?" "Yes, I would love some ice cream." "Well here's a big bag of rock salt!" |
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Post by Savage Gambino on May 26, 2011 18:21:09 GMT -5
Ron White's got some great stuff, but one of my favorites is his "Tater Salad" story.
Eddie Murphy's "Welfare Burger", Denis Leary's whole Coffee bit (and his Nyquil bit), Bill Hicks's opinion on the Waco Siege-- I'm pretty sure there are other ones that I'm missing.
Side note: from what I read on the Internets, I'm convinced I'm the only person who's a fan of both Bill Hicks and Denis Leary...
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JDviant
Unicron
XB1 username: lil giant robot
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Post by JDviant on May 26, 2011 18:54:13 GMT -5
Bill Hicks talking about wearing a crucifix, and tying it to JFK...god that killed me!
Bill Cosby and cake for breakfast is my favourite comedy bit.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on May 26, 2011 23:55:38 GMT -5
Ron White's Tater Salad story
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 27, 2011 0:11:08 GMT -5
Ron White's Tater Salad story A thousand times yes. Hilarious story. For other comedy bits, Groucho buying 'hot tips' from Chico at the racetrack in "A Day At The Races". |
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on May 27, 2011 0:41:24 GMT -5
Carlin's word you can't say on tv was the first thing that came to mind. Just the way he said the last three words all together. Also, Redd Foxx's "My Dick" and "My Dick II" was hilarious.
Correction: Carlin's "Seven Dirty Words".
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on May 27, 2011 0:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by steve85uk on May 27, 2011 0:50:11 GMT -5
the dead squirell joke from UP, " i thought that was so fricking funny
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