Of Course, You Stand No Chance...

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So I am changing this thread into a dance-off.

What the hell was the point of that? I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh, but it was still a massive waste of time and I know a lot of people didn't quite find it humorous.

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Wasn't funny. Wasn't funny at all.

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To protect the Us.... ;D I thought I could type it but I just couldn't. Vince's monthly, "I need to see a Russian and Italian guy dance for my pleasure" moment?

[MichaelMartini]

Everything about that was bad. I understand people need to go to the restrooms and concession stands but why put that on tv? Show a dark match or something.

Somebody on creative has a terrible sense of humor. I always thought it might be big dick johnson but he's gone.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I hate shit segments like this.

WWE really does need some new writers, at least for the comedy side of things. Knowing Vince though, he'll sack the current writers and hire Cedric The Entertainer to take charge.

[Metalheadbanger Man]

It was terrible. The best part was Khali going for a pinfall, and Cole ripping on him for it.

[rnrk supports BLM]

I have the feeling that somewhere in Vince's warped, twisted mind (or his crew of trained monkeys who write the shows), he thought this segment would be doing the Usos a favor by giving them a chance to try to get themselves over by doing something other than jobbing again.

I suppose there's some logic behind it. Masters got a throwaway guest host segment to make his pegs bounce, and it turned into a face turn and a few months of getting some actual screentime on RAW.

But in this case, it didn't work. At all.

[dlg3000]

That was so stupid and such a waste of time. I had no clue what the point was. The dancing was bad enough.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

I wouldn't mind Henry and Khali as a semi-permanent tag team. They both have similar gimmicks for one (sexually-obsessed strongmen, Khali more so than Henry but Henry used to be like that).

[FinalGwen]

It could have actually worked so well. Let Khali and Henry do their little dance, everybody cheers for the faces, and they seem like the inevitable victors. The Usos step up... Cue Too Cool's music. They do the classic dance, people actually cheer for them.

But no, a boring beatdown was a far better end, WWE seems to assume.

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I kinda would've liked to have seen a Rikishi cameo.

[randomranter]

That segment was just horrible all around. With the GM burying the Usos with that "Let's face it....they don't stand a chance" line, i fully expected this to be a complete burial followed by a future endeavor posting on wwe.com

[4real]

They were testing out The Uso's new Robot gimic. Maybe.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

"To hell with wrestling, I wanna see 'em dance!"

[B'Cup x]

Feb 1, 2011 8:39:44 GMT -5 randomranter said:

That segment was just horrible all around. With the GM burying the Usos with that "Let's face it....they don't stand a chance" line, i fully expected this to be a complete burial followed by a future endeavor posting on wwe.com

not really. Every wrestler sells the fact that khali and henry are dominant and to be feared, so the comment goes along with continuity.

after initial confusion I popped a little expecting the too cool dance, but alas no. I did however Pop at Khali going for the pin x

[BigWill]

I usually watch all the segments on Raw, no matter how bad, but this I actually had to turn away, it was so embarrassingly bad.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

'nuff said.

[The Tank]

Seriously, all these dance-offs better be leading to a Rikishi return.

Even for one night only, it needs to happen.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

I always enjoyed Rikishi, so if he can still go I wouldn't mind a return one bit.

[Alex Shelley]

I enjoyed it, at least.

*gets a tomato in face*