Roo
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Roo on Jan 28, 2011 10:17:08 GMT -5
How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 28, 2011 10:20:23 GMT -5
Matt Hardy got fired from WWE for hitting one of the divas. When he was on smackdown he heard someone say "Matt Strike her"
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 28, 2011 11:53:18 GMT -5
Two wrestlers walk into a bar....
only one of em sells it.
I know, door's over there...
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 28, 2011 12:07:35 GMT -5
One creative writer goes to another wanna hear the funniest joke in the world the other says sure the first one says the Tag Team Division
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 28, 2011 15:05:41 GMT -5
Scotty Goldman, Braden Walker, and Zack Ryder are led before a firing squad to be executed. Scotty is to be executed first, but he yells "Hurricane" which cues the firing squad to be distracted allowing Scotty to escape. Braden is next to be executed, but he yells "Tornado!" which distracts the firingh squad allowing him to escape. Having seen what they did, Zack Ryder decides to do the same thing and yells "Fire!".
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 28, 2011 15:15:36 GMT -5
R-Truth and JTG are shouting and berrating William Regal in the backstage area accusing him of saying some awful racist s***.
When Regal finally gets a word in edgeways he says "Guys, guys, I said I was going to bleach some KNICKERS."
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 28, 2011 15:25:28 GMT -5
Why does The Ultimate Warrior buy his movie tickets online instead of at the box office?
Because he believes queuing don't make the world work.
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 28, 2011 15:32:22 GMT -5
Why did Umaga keep trying to molest the divas?
He was a Randy Savage.
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Post by Branimal on Jan 28, 2011 15:47:01 GMT -5
What did John Cena say to his school teacher when he received his report card? "You can't C me!" That's pretty funny. Good job!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 17:10:14 GMT -5
John Morrison, an Edgehead, and a member of Beer Money make a porno. What's it called?
Ryder's on the Storm.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Jan 30, 2011 18:48:17 GMT -5
Why did Umaga keep trying to molest the divas? He was a Randy Savage. FANTASTIC!
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