Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 24, 2011 15:01:05 GMT -5
Q: If Eugene and The Goobledy Gooker formed a tag team, what would be their name?
A: Tard and Feathered.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Jan 24, 2011 15:07:49 GMT -5
What does Vince McMahon like to yell during sex?
"YOU DESERVE TO BE SCREWED!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2011 15:09:59 GMT -5
CM Punk walks into a bar, realizes he had the wrong address, and leaves.
...oh and somewhere along the line he slips on an oversized banana peel.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2011 15:10:35 GMT -5
What does Vince McMahon like to yell during sex? "YOU DESERVE TO BE SCREWED!" Similarly: Q: What happened when the Canadian technician got locked in a room with porn and a roll of toilet paper? A: Bret screwed Bret. |
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Post by Nuke is Good on Jan 24, 2011 15:16:48 GMT -5
You want to hear a joke?
WWE Creative
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 24, 2011 16:04:27 GMT -5
John Cena hates the beach, because no-one can sea him
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 24, 2011 16:06:14 GMT -5
What did John Cena say to his school teacher when he received his report card?
"You can't C me!"
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jan 24, 2011 16:07:54 GMT -5
Hear about the 5 star match between The great khali and big daddy V?
Neither did anyone else.
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Jan 24, 2011 16:44:52 GMT -5
Goldust walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey man do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?"Goldust says"Oh it's drivin' me nuts!" Then Goldust plays with his nipples while staring at Serena Deeb. For twenty minutes. Consecutively.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 24, 2011 16:46:33 GMT -5
I heard Matt Hardy went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Yes I know he's gone but it's still real to me, dammit.
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Jan 24, 2011 16:49:19 GMT -5
One day Michelle McCool was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.
"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.
"What window do you have open?"
"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"
I'll see myself out.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 24, 2011 16:51:17 GMT -5
Adam Copeland hits on CM Punk. Punk's reply?
"Sorry. I'm straight, Edge."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gets shot*
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Jan 24, 2011 17:09:48 GMT -5
A brunette, a redhead, and Maryse are running from the cops. The brunette jumps in a bag of dogs, the redhead jumps into a bag of cats, and Maryse jumps into a bag of potatoes. The cops come and kick the dog bag. "Woof woof," said the brunette. They kicked the cat bag. "Meow meow," said the redhead. They kicked the potato bag. "Potato, potato," said Maryse.
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 24, 2011 17:39:17 GMT -5
Wade Barrett sees an attractive woman at the bar, and starts making small talk with her. "Can I get you a beer?" he asks her. Sure she says, smiling seductively. Wade goes to the bar and brings her back a beer poured into a shot glass. The woman looks puzzled.
"What is this?" she asks.
Wade replies, "It's a small part...of an even bigger pitcher."
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Post by Thurman Merman on Jan 24, 2011 17:41:46 GMT -5
Wade Barrett sees an attractive woman at the bar, and starts making small talk with her. "Can I get you a beer?" he asks her. Sure she says, smiling seductively. Wade goes to the bar and brings her back a beer poured into a shot glass. The woman looks puzzled. "What is this?" she asks. Wade replies, "It's a small part...of an even bigger pitcher." Tears of joy. |
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Post by The Tank on Jan 24, 2011 17:46:36 GMT -5
Sadly, it seems like this one's no longer true, but screw it.
What's the difference between Drew McIntyre and a party?
The party's over.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 24, 2011 17:50:51 GMT -5
Wade Barrett sees an attractive woman at the bar, and starts making small talk with her. "Can I get you a beer?" he asks her. Sure she says, smiling seductively. Wade goes to the bar and brings her back a beer poured into a shot glass. The woman looks puzzled. "What is this?" she asks. Wade replies, "It's a small part...of an even bigger pitcher." Ha! Outstanding! |
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clifford
King Koopa
Shingo Takagi stan
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Post by clifford on Jan 24, 2011 18:01:45 GMT -5
Why did the Undertaker cross the road?
To get to the Otherside.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 24, 2011 18:07:26 GMT -5
If Guerrero means Warrior, then is Jim Hellwig now part of their family?
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 24, 2011 18:09:04 GMT -5
Wade Barrett sees an attractive woman at the bar, and starts making small talk with her. "Can I get you a beer?" he asks her. Sure she says, smiling seductively. Wade goes to the bar and brings her back a beer poured into a shot glass. The woman looks puzzled. "What is this?" she asks. Wade replies, "It's a small part...of an even bigger pitcher." Ha! Outstanding! THIS! Ahahahahha... |
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