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Post by Citizen Zero on Jan 26, 2011 22:05:22 GMT -5
Part of me thinks that he's got to be at least somewhat well-off financially. For these reasons: -He's got to making some decent bank as a champion in the WWE. -He more than likely grows his own food. -He doesn't seem to own a TV or any other electronic appliance. -He was big in Japan. Where does that money go? Probably funding Communist uprisings. The pinko.
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 27, 2011 6:12:20 GMT -5
Because he's not an overgrown musclehead.
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Post by andy82 on Jan 27, 2011 7:31:29 GMT -5
And hasn't suffered steroid related shrinkage.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 27, 2011 11:41:14 GMT -5
Because he's not an overgrown musclehead. And he has an "inside voice" He's well-read, well-spoken .... ok, he's a nerd. Some chicks dig nerds.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 27, 2011 12:17:06 GMT -5
He can go an hour......because women, they like watching wrestlers who can have one hour broadways.
A legit, yet gross fact though is, the semen of a vegan/vegetarian supposedly tastes better then that of a meat eater. I know I've kinda turned a wink wink, nudge nudge thread into something a bit more x rated, but I did hear that being true, but it could be just an urban legend.
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Post by Square on Jan 27, 2011 12:21:23 GMT -5
Part of me thinks that he's got to be at least somewhat well-off financially. For these reasons: -He's got to making some decent bank as a champion in the WWE. -He more than likely grows his own food. -He doesn't seem to own a TV or any other electronic appliance. -He was big in Japan. Where does that money go? He has a Kindle
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Post by Beartato on Jan 27, 2011 12:33:45 GMT -5
But his dad bought him that Kindle for Christmas
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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Jan 27, 2011 12:36:16 GMT -5
its because women love a man who can work stiff
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 27, 2011 13:43:43 GMT -5
He keeps bacon in his pants.
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jan 27, 2011 13:50:21 GMT -5
He has a mean leg lock.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jan 27, 2011 17:38:46 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't think Daniel Bryan's a nerd. I mean...think about it.
Socialist, doesn't eat meat, doesn't follow mainstream entertainment (no TV, etc)...
He's a HIPSTER!
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Post by amdrag502 on Jan 27, 2011 21:30:42 GMT -5
Because Asian women like Gail Kim know if he eats them out.....He'll just be hungry again 30 minutes later!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 27, 2011 21:31:44 GMT -5
Biggus Dickus, duh.
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Post by amdrag502 on Jan 27, 2011 21:42:49 GMT -5
What I don't understand is he kissed both of the Bella's and didn't get any sort of STD, and he was kissing on Gail Kim like she had some sort of STD! I'm not even sure if they were kissing, kinda looked like a shite make out session or something. Both of them needs some tips on actually making lip contact and not chin contact! Also, it was totally worth seeing Danielson corpse his first promo in the WWE! CALL FOR THE MAN!
He's so manly that he can resist sexual transmitted diseases which means he can give love to any woman, STD free or not!
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 27, 2011 23:14:02 GMT -5
He convinced them that huge noggin = huge schlong. I hear several Divas plan to sue him for false advertising...
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Jan 27, 2011 23:25:37 GMT -5
In this analogy, Todd's vegan arm is Bryan's vegan unit:
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jan 28, 2011 7:23:51 GMT -5
In this analogy, Todd's vegan arm is Bryan's vegan unit: ...Ew.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 28, 2011 7:28:09 GMT -5
WINNERS DON'T EAT MEAT!
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 28, 2011 11:10:14 GMT -5
After sex, guys just want to laydown and watch tv. Well, he doesn't even own a tv, so maybe that's a plus.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 28, 2011 11:53:06 GMT -5
He has until 5.
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