Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jan 26, 2011 18:21:46 GMT -5
For once (and I mean ONCE) I agree with Cole, how does the man do it? To get all these women fighting over him?!  |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 26, 2011 18:25:55 GMT -5
Because he's Bryan f***ing Danielson.
Yes, f***ing is his middle name.
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
Conspiracy Victim
Posts: 5,913
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Post by Beartato on Jan 26, 2011 18:27:12 GMT -5
If I make speak for the women and the alternative lifestyled posters, Daniel Bryan is a cute guy who's sweet, smart and a goddamn wrestling machine.
That last part has to turn on somebody, right?
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jan 26, 2011 18:27:40 GMT -5
He obviously is writing the scripts, what a nerd.
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Post by disorganisedchaos v:2 on Jan 26, 2011 18:36:10 GMT -5
Because he's Bryan f***ing Danielson. Yes, f***ing is his middle name. 'tis true. Even Wikipedia agrees. |
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 26, 2011 18:37:22 GMT -5
As I said in a Raw thread a few weeks ago, the real American Dragon is in his pants.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Jan 26, 2011 18:42:05 GMT -5
He has special vegan powers. Duh.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 26, 2011 18:51:14 GMT -5
Gail Kim must have a thing for nerds. If this sets up Daniel Bryan vs Evan Bourne in a battle over who gets to take Gail to the Spring Fling dance, then I say it's on.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Jan 26, 2011 18:51:47 GMT -5
He has special vegan powers. Duh. he is a superstars,f***ers. That explains everything,being a vegan REALLY makes you bad-ass |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 18:55:34 GMT -5
He has special vegan powers. Duh. Obviously someone needs to trick him so that he can become a fugitive of the Vegan police |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jan 26, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5
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HungryJack215
Tommy Wiseau
I know more than you do and always will Nitwit!
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Post by HungryJack215 on Jan 26, 2011 18:59:51 GMT -5
Micheal Hayes was the booker of all those shenanigans, and he sees some "Badstreet" in the ever so charismatic Bryan.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jan 26, 2011 19:00:15 GMT -5
You know the only reason the women chase those guys in those commercials is to kill them for spraying that awful stuff around, right? |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 26, 2011 19:06:47 GMT -5
If I make speak for the women and the alternative lifestyled posters, Daniel Bryan is a cute guy who's sweet, smart and a goddamn wrestling machine. That last part has to turn on somebody, right? What I came in here to post. Imagine the moves he could pull off in bed! |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 26, 2011 19:23:11 GMT -5
Well, he's a champion, and winners are attractive people.
That, and you've seen him in the ring, you know he's limber and possesses stamina.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 26, 2011 19:36:45 GMT -5
He's pretty fly.......for a white guy!!
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 26, 2011 19:53:43 GMT -5
L'Oreal... because it seems he's worth it  |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 26, 2011 20:04:02 GMT -5
If I make speak for the women and the alternative lifestyled posters, Daniel Bryan is a cute guy who's sweet, smart and a goddamn wrestling machine. That last part has to turn on somebody, right? Well I don't knoe about those with alternative lifestyles, but when have women been attracted sweet and smart men? As far as being a wrestling machine. I'm just imagine straight/bi women and gay/bi men checking Bryan out and making suggestive comments about his "work rate". Hence all the twincest! It must be fan fiction! |
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 26, 2011 20:07:33 GMT -5
He must have a big penis.
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Post by Young Game on Jan 26, 2011 21:45:39 GMT -5
Part of me thinks that he's got to be at least somewhat well-off financially.
For these reasons:
-He's got to making some decent bank as a champion in the WWE.
-He more than likely grows his own food.
-He doesn't seem to own a TV or any other electronic appliance.
-He was big in Japan.
Where does that money go?
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